Siren Song for 2009-07-02
Posted on July 2, 2009
Filed Under Twitter | ♥ WORSHIP ME ♥
- My new “couple” can’t stop calling/texting Me. They want Me in Miami terribly. I love making them wait. #
- Just checked one of My accounts….9G’s….while on vacation - 10 would have been better. #
- Ate at Gibson’s - the restaurant Johnny Depp tipped a waiter $4000 at last week. Deppy should have given Me the 4G’s - the food was subpar. #
- Nokia E75 is a GREAT suggestion for a new phone - but it doesn’t support Verizon and I don’t want the hassle of switching. Find Me a phone! #
- Arabs love Me. And I love tenderizing rich, dark meat. It’s a win-win situation really. #
- Michael Jackson = adolescent overdose. Farrah Fawcett = too much anal play. You = addiction to Thee Queen Bee. Dying can be worth it! #
- I am The Magnet. I will pull it out of you. You will acquiesce. #
- Research task: I have a desire to know all the movies ever made with a Women-ruling kingdom/world/island theme. Craft an exhaustive list. #
- Mmmmnn…sandal and bag shopping on Amazon = 1 sweet hour of pure TINGLE. Clean up My WANTlist like you were licking My floor clean, boys.. #
- Inquiries abound. Reply: Boys don’t dream of you being “mean” per se, they crave control. That is the art. One is an Artist, or one is not. #
Le bienfaiteur de beauté
Posted on July 2, 2009
Filed Under Femme Fatale, Goddess Photos | ♥ 3 DEVOTIONS ♥
I am now the Matron Saint of the Arts, Benefactor of Beauty and a bonafide Muse of Moula! Check it out:
Sweet and sultry red kisses to Kitty, the artist.
A piggy tweet
Posted on July 1, 2009
Filed Under Shopping Spree, Twitter | ♥ 3 DEVOTIONS ♥
I’m being overly generous today. I’ve signed up for Twitter, and you, My devoted stalkers, will now have the pleasure of soaking in My every debaucherously delightful thought whilst I travel. I have it set up to post a daily digest of decadence on My journal entitled “Siren Song” (as seen below).
I know……it’s really more than you deserve.
On another note, I don’t remember Chicago being this sublime during previous visits! Zed and Marché = fabulously divine eats! I spent a human of higher value than you and your family on Michigan Avenue ( the Miracle Mile of orgasmic shopping!) and am dropping chunks of My Holy Honey (formerly known as your money) at various nightspots, museums and concerts around town. Having a blast on your buck is the best!
Aren’t you the best little slaves a Girl could have?
This means you and you….but NOT you! Hehehe…
Don’t forget to eat My tweets suckahs!
Siren Song for 2009-07-01
Posted on July 1, 2009
Filed Under Twitter | ♥ 2 DEVOTIONS ♥
- I’ve done it. Devour My tweets little birdies…I know you want for them terribly. #
- Told a boy he needed to be gagged. Too eagerly it asked,”With a red rubber ball??” My reply,”Nah, I’d prefer a filthy bum’s sock.” #
- I’m half tempted to allow the Viagra spam through on My journal, if only to remind you of your multitude of inadequacies… #
- Kicked guy in the nuts on the dancefloor of the Kingston Mines.Note to boys:Don’t touch Me, even when thou art weakened by My sensual dance. #
