Wrapping Up A Year

I knew that branching out to the Internet would prove to be a profitable adventure for Me, but I must say that I wasn’t aware of just how much it truly would be.  In the first month of having My Presence on the net, I have taken $19,000+ from you dumb little monkeys! 

THE FIRST MONTH! 

Now being the money-loving Scroogette I am and tallying that up, I’m looking at $228,000 for 2007! That’s on top of what I already get from My 2 personal little ATMs and long-devoted peons. AND that, My lo$ers, is something to look forward to!

And you should look forward to every minute of it too.  Make your resolutions geared towards the ONLY one who matters - Moi!

Some of My Resolutions and Goals for 2007 are:

1. Setting up additional methods of payment so that I can take from each and every one of you as easily as possible!
2. Getting My Website complete.
3. Having you puppets pay for the album I want to record! Yes, if you didn’t know, I am a musician as well.  Another one of My Many Talents!
4. Finding a new place to live - I don’t like this house I’m in.  Waaaayy too small.  Who’s gonna be My rent piggy??? Oink oink!
5. Being MORE GLAMOROUS, MORE DEVIANT, AND MORE GREEDY THAN I’VE EVER BEEN!!!

Oh, and don’t you bums forget - January is My Birthday month!  I expect to recieve gifts, cash, tributes and excessive displays of devotion this month….every single day, starting Jan. 1st.

The Holy Day of Your Goddess’ Birth is January 19th.  This had better be the *best* birthday I’ve ever had.  And I know you’ll make it so won’t you!

tiny - get to My wishlist now!

Life is So Amusing!

I just love it when good ol’ Midwestern boys, all corn fed and brain dead, message Me on Myspace thinking they can try to “get something for free”.  missinglink is obviously missing A WHOLE LOTTA LINKS!  He begs to speak with Me, as if I don’t get like 1,000 retards everyday who are swooning and dumb, blathering over My Beauty, and worst of all, BROKE.

Gave Me a superb chuckle just to hear the dumb shit think he was something he wasn’t.  If I hadn’t of wanted to toy with the little shit’s brain, I wouldn’t have replied at all.  But most of you know that already don’t you?  With your pathetic pleas and lavish compliments???  Here’s a clue for ya tardos, I ALREADY KNOW that I am the most Magnificent Bitch you’ve ever laid eyes on! 

In more news, I’m 900+ bucks richer thanks to reuben, who may think he’s king bead during the day, but who has not the remotest clue that EVERYTHING I’ve told him will be true.  That he will BE whatever I want him to be, that he will DO whatever I want him to do, that he will BUY Me whatever I want him to buy.  And lastly, that he will indeed be thankful and happy, because he’s truly striving to be My good little boy and a true servant, not some little weekend warrior.

Isn’t that right, My little slut?  I’d like to keep you on the edge for the rest of your life……

What Not To Do

If you have determined that you would like to stay in My good graces, here are a few pointers:

1. Do not, EVER, disobey Me.
Whether I am granting you the privilege of My time through email, on the telephone or you’ve actually been granted the utmost privilege of viewing My Beauty live  on My cam - there is nothing that you are giving Me that grants you mercy from insubordination.  You will promptly be punished, ignored or blocked from My world.

2. Be Polite.
I know that you are a perverted, sick and twisted pig, but you shall maintain courtesy at all times.

3. My Rules are simple.
You do what I say, when I say it, or punishment shall follow.  For the real dumbfucks who think they are cute, you are simply ignored.  

Yes, dodgito, with the hideous piece of shit between your legs - that means you!  But hey, it was fun to do nothing and take your measly pesos!!

I RAPED Santa for a $7,000 (yeah, that’s right) camera

Did you ever just want something sooooo bad that you even dreamed about it?  Of course, you dream about Me!  LOL

Well there was one thing I wanted, and I set a goal that I would indeed get it within a few months.  Months, HA!  I got My Canon EOS Mark II within days!  I raped a $7,000 camera right out of My tinypieceofcoal.

Again, the beauty of this loser is that ALL I HAD TO DO was say “I want this” and boom! it’s done.

This is the perfect example of what I consider to be a true money masochist.  And while I knew it would come sooner or later, Santa has given the Decadent One a blessing in flesh this year - My loser, My bitch, My addicted little monkey boy.

The tally so far from the humble little piece of coal in My Divine Stocking: $12,000.

That, My friends, is the Greed I Posess That You Cannot Resist!

Oh yeah, and

WHOOOOO!!!! I got a fucking $7,000 camera!!!!!!!!  LOL!!!

Check it out, and while you’re there, BUY ME SOMETHING.  Big or small, I get it ALL!

http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1I854A1E0OC69/

Lovely and expensive photos will follow!

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