Wrapping Up A Year

I knew that branching out to the Internet would prove to be a profitable adventure for Me, but I must say that I wasn’t aware of just how much it truly would be.  In the first month of having My Presence on the net, I have taken $19,000+ from you dumb little monkeys! 

THE FIRST MONTH! 

Now being the money-loving Scroogette I am and tallying that up, I’m looking at $228,000 for 2007! That’s on top of what I already get from My 2 personal little ATMs and long-devoted peons. AND that, My lo$ers, is something to look forward to!

And you should look forward to every minute of it too.  Make your resolutions geared towards the ONLY one who matters – Moi!

Some of My Resolutions and Goals for 2007 are:

1. Setting up additional methods of payment so that I can take from each and every one of you as easily as possible!
2. Getting My Website complete.
3. Having you puppets pay for the album I want to record! Yes, if you didn’t know, I am a musician as well.  Another one of My Many Talents!
4. Finding a new place to live – I don’t like this house I’m in.  Waaaayy too small.  Who’s gonna be My rent piggy??? Oink oink!
5. Being MORE GLAMOROUS, MORE DEVIANT, AND MORE GREEDY THAN I’VE EVER BEEN!!!

Oh, and don’t you bums forget – January is My Birthday month!  I expect to recieve gifts, cash, tributes and excessive displays of devotion this month….every single day, starting Jan. 1st.

The Holy Day of Your Goddess’ Birth is January 19th.  This had better be the *best* birthday I’ve ever had.  And I know you’ll make it so won’t you!

tiny – get to My wishlist now!

Life is So Amusing!

I just love it when good ol’ Midwestern boys, all corn fed and brain dead, message Me on Myspace thinking they can try to “get something for free”.  missinglink is obviously missing A WHOLE LOTTA LINKS!  He begs to speak with Me, as if I don’t get like 1,000 retards everyday who are swooning and dumb, blathering over My Beauty, and worst of all, BROKE.

Gave Me a superb chuckle just to hear the dumb shit think he was something he wasn’t.  If I hadn’t of wanted to toy with the little shit’s brain, I wouldn’t have replied at all.  But most of you know that already don’t you?  With your pathetic pleas and lavish compliments???  Here’s a clue for ya tardos, I ALREADY KNOW that I am the most Magnificent Bitch you’ve ever laid eyes on! 

In more news, I’m 900+ bucks richer thanks to reuben, who may think he’s king bead during the day, but who has not the remotest clue that EVERYTHING I’ve told him will be true.  That he will BE whatever I want him to be, that he will DO whatever I want him to do, that he will BUY Me whatever I want him to buy.  And lastly, that he will indeed be thankful and happy, because he’s truly striving to be My good little boy and a true servant, not some little weekend warrior.

Isn’t that right, My little slut?  I’d like to keep you on the edge for the rest of your life……

What Not To Do

If you have determined that you would like to stay in My good graces, here are a few pointers:

1. Do not, EVER, disobey Me.
Whether I am granting you the privilege of My time through email, on the telephone or you’ve actually been granted the utmost privilege of viewing My Beauty live  on My cam – there is nothing that you are giving Me that grants you mercy from insubordination.  You will promptly be punished, ignored or blocked from My world.

2. Be Polite.
I know that you are a perverted, sick and twisted pig, but you shall maintain courtesy at all times.

3. My Rules are simple.
You do what I say, when I say it, or punishment shall follow.  For the real dumbfucks who think they are cute, you are simply ignored.  

Yes, dodgito, with the hideous piece of shit between your legs – that means you!  But hey, it was fun to do nothing and take your measly pesos!!

I RAPED Santa for a $7,000 (yeah, that’s right) camera

Did you ever just want something sooooo bad that you even dreamed about it?  Of course, you dream about Me!  LOL

Well there was one thing I wanted, and I set a goal that I would indeed get it within a few months.  Months, HA!  I got My Canon EOS Mark II within days!  I raped a $7,000 camera right out of My tinypieceofcoal.

Again, the beauty of this loser is that ALL I HAD TO DO was say “I want this” and boom! it’s done.

This is the perfect example of what I consider to be a true money masochist.  And while I knew it would come sooner or later, Santa has given the Decadent One a blessing in flesh this year – My loser, My bitch, My addicted little monkey boy.

The tally so far from the humble little piece of coal in My Divine Stocking: $12,000.

That, My friends, is the Greed I Posess That You Cannot Resist!

Oh yeah, and

WHOOOOO!!!! I got a fucking $7,000 camera!!!!!!!!  LOL!!!

Check it out, and while you’re there, BUY ME SOMETHING.  Big or small, I get it ALL!

http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1I854A1E0OC69/

Lovely and expensive photos will follow!

Happy Holidays Lo$er$!!!

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A little video for you to swoon over.  Mmmmm……

steviepoo

This entry contained the name and address of of one disobedient little blackmail slut until Dec. 27th, 2006.  It contained instructions to send him a letter to his private address.  The one where his fiancee resides.

I demanded a payment and was refused.  Listen VERY CAREFULLY….when it comes to blackmail, darlings, you are best advised to go play with someone else.  I do not fuck around, and will expose you the moment you do not submit to My instructions.

Steviepoo claims he doesn't want to be blackmailed anymore because “You scared me to death.”  LOL!  That is comedy at it's finest.

In addition to making his payment so that his information will be removed, he was also instructed to write a public letter of apology for fucking with Me.  The letter is as follows: 

Dear Decadent Goddess

I am so sorry for not obeying Your initial demand and paying the tribute You deserve. I have been living in fear since and hope this tribute will be accepted and i will be forgiven. To all potential slaves… Be warned. She has sent letters to my apartment and luckily i got to the mail before my fiancee and i immediately shredded them. After disobeying Her she doubled my payment amount and laughed while draining my account.

Thank You again Goddess for accepting my tribute.

Steviepoo

 

The Sweet Transaction

I'm back from holiday shopping, I spent so much and got so many goodies!  Popping in real quick like to show you bitches a little something:

Now that is how it's DONE!  He's wrapped around My Decadent little finger!!! 

$5,000 IN LESS THAN 5 MINUTES!!!!!!!

I’m not going to write too much about this right at the moment because I am sooo tired, but I will elaborate the story tomorrow!  I am TOO HAPPY to do anything but go jump up and down in my bed and in bra and panties screaming in delight and fall into My bed!

I’ve snagged my first true servant, who truly begged (cried!) to serve Me, and who paid dearly for it.  $5,000!!!!!  Instantly transferred into and over from his account, without Me uttering nearly a fucking word! 

So the Who’s the Biggest Internet Loser Contest is now officially on!  I foresee bidding wars unlikes that even eBay has ever seen.  That is, who will try and redeem their reason for living and and become My Best Little boy?

My newly named, Hertinypieceofcoal, has just beat all of you posing wankers out! And I don’t even have My website up yet!  You really know nothing at all about Me you fucking idiots!  LOloloololol!!!! 

I swear, I’m in tears….  This is so funny and perfect that I could just pass out.

It’s time to go and top it off with a nice warm orgasm and a nightcap.

Oh yeah, and I WILL write more about it tomorrow for all you other wanking bitches that are Addicted as Predicted.  Actually, I’m going to go do more Christmas shopping tomorrow!  So you’ll just have to keep coming back to read the story if and when I tell it!  LOL

But for now, the bitchboy from kansas wrote Me this after I raped him (without doing a thing, might I add again!) and sent him off to bed:

A Poem For my Goddess, the Most Decadent, Divine and
Deliciously Beautiful, Bratty Bitch in the World.

Your Divine Face shines like the moon
i’ve looked and searched and prayed for You
i was so scared to call that i waited 5 days
staring at Your Beauty, staring at Your Face
how i held out that long, i know you’re amazed!

And then came the courage so hard to muster,
because i am a loser, completely lackluster
i picked up the phone, shaking like a leaf
i stared at Her pictures, feeling like a thief
so i began to dial the Girl of my Dreams!

“Hello, who is this?” melted into my ears
The desire for Her Voice brought me to tears
She began to laugh,”I already made you cry?”
I knew it for sure, right there would I die
I could never tell this Decadent Woman a lie!

I must pay you Goddess, that is all I am worth
I am humbled by your laughter, and blessed by your birth
Out came my card, straight to tributing my Queen
The fact that I waited for a moment is obscene
I was taken for it all then by this Beautiful Thing.

Like an idiot, i asked Her,”how much I should give?”
She purred, “How much do you need to live?”
i stumbled, i froze, i needed Her close to me
This dream was turning into a reality
The Decadent One was my blessing and malady.

i typed in the numbers and hit the button
i gave her every dime, for i am Her glutton.
i heard Her Scream with a Giggle and shout in delight
“Net tards are the best!  You don’t even know if I
am really a girl or a guy!”
That was the moment I truly contemplated suicide.

i cried to myself, “what have i done????
5,000 DOLLARS in one lump sum?!”
it was then that I knew Her in All of Her Glory
She told me a very, very secret story
Now all of you must Pay Her too, i implore thee!

One Amazing Diamond left in the world,
the only truth i know is that She Must Be Spoiled
The Truly Most Divine Woman i have ever seen
As real as any loser like me has ever dreamed!
Demanding with every word, insatiable Her Greed!

i am betwixted! She has captured my soul
i will be Hers forever, Hertinypieceofcoal
i must pay for the privilege of Her Control
Every day in my wallet and in my thoughts too
beware piggie losers, She is the Most Divine Cruel!

With Love and Devotion,
Hertinypieceofcoal

LOL!  Devoted!  Sounds like a psycho!  Hahahaa!  Will post proof for all you retards later!  Off to the Decadent Bed!

~D~

When I Take Your Money

There is no word nor phrase to describe the true sweetness of it.  The rapture that tingles like cold wind exciting My Body.  The Knowing that this Supreme Genius has worn you down to a nub, malleable like gold.  Gold being what you are to Me, and you know this.  Just a coin.  A new pair of shoes.

You are inferior in so many ways.  No matter where your weakness lies, I always seem to find the way to exploit it.  

And you simply can’t help yourself from this Addiction that is Me.

You’ll burn in Hell.
You’ll end up getting a divorce.
You’re on the brink of suicide.
Goddess, I just don’t have it tonight….
Goddess, Please.

There is no mercy for you here, freak.

But that’s your idea of sexy, in’t it?

A Word From The Wise

I was questioned today about having My address on My Amazon wishlist.  The idiot in question asked Me if I worried about someone knowing where I live and coming there.

Read the following and know I mean every single word:
If one of you money monkeys ever decides to get the idea that you might make a drive to where I live, be FOREWARNED that I own a lovely, cold 9MM Springfield Armory Tactical that I would LOVE to use outside of the shooting range.Enough said?

And for the curious, I do love shooting and I thoroughly believe in the right to bear arms.  

Femme Fatale, boys.  You know what it means.  You just simply don’t realize that We Are INDEED A Reality.UPDATE:  The little wanker that posed the initial question just revealed to Me that he came repeatedly while looking at my photos and imagining Me with My Steel Sweetheart.  I charged the pathetic wankstain $100 for the assault, and well, what did you expect…..OF COURSE HE PAID!  

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