Be Careful Of What You Wish For

Posted on December 10, 2006 
Filed Under Orgasm Denial

The phone rings.  It’s 4 am here.  A hushed voice whimpers over the line, “It’s steve, Goddess.”

Oh, I remember this one.  Called me once, told me that he was putting his two kids to bed, grabbing a glass of wine and calling back.  And he didn’t, until today.   Couldn’t resist the Beauty and the Power!  LOL!

So I offer him the opportunity to relate to Me what he needs (just this once), and he tells Me he needs Me to tell him how I’ll take his money.   I reply in an ever-so-delicious tone, “steve,  I’ll do one better than that, I’ll SHOW YOU. Get off the phone now, tribute Me and then call Me back.”

Just like a good little money masochist, steviepoo complies.  But before he calls back, I jack my rate up to $6.99 per minute.  Oh please Goddess, tell me how you’ll take my money, pleeeeeeeeeaase!!!

As soon as this morally depraved Chicagoan rings back, I set into him immediately, berating his filthy, sneaky little ways, and I’m talking for like 2 seconds before this little wankoff is telling me he is going to cum!  Ewww!  I tell him he’s not allowed, and SPLOOGE!

The little fucker’s gone and done it all over himself.  So I charge him a Disobedient-Cumming-Before-Goddess-Lets-You Tax of $100.  This is in addition to the $500 tribute I demanded from him for not calling Me back the first time.  I don’t like timewasters, or little piss ants that hang up on Me.

So stevie, that’s now $600 you OWE ME.  

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