$5,000 IN LESS THAN 5 MINUTES!!!!!!!

Posted on December 18, 2006 
Filed Under $5000, Huge Tributes, Slaves, Tributes

I’m not going to write too much about this right at the moment because I am sooo tired, but I will elaborate the story tomorrow!  I am TOO HAPPY to do anything but go jump up and down in my bed and in bra and panties screaming in delight and fall into My bed!

I’ve snagged my first true servant, who truly begged (cried!) to serve Me, and who paid dearly for it.  $5,000!!!!!  Instantly transferred into and over from his account, without Me uttering nearly a fucking word! 

So the Who’s the Biggest Internet Loser Contest is now officially on!  I foresee bidding wars unlikes that even eBay has ever seen.  That is, who will try and redeem their reason for living and and become My Best Little boy?

My newly named, Hertinypieceofcoal, has just beat all of you posing wankers out! And I don’t even have My website up yet!  You really know nothing at all about Me you fucking idiots!  LOloloololol!!!! 

I swear, I’m in tears….  This is so funny and perfect that I could just pass out.

It’s time to go and top it off with a nice warm orgasm and a nightcap.

Oh yeah, and I WILL write more about it tomorrow for all you other wanking bitches that are Addicted as Predicted.  Actually, I’m going to go do more Christmas shopping tomorrow!  So you’ll just have to keep coming back to read the story if and when I tell it!  LOL

But for now, the bitchboy from kansas wrote Me this after I raped him (without doing a thing, might I add again!) and sent him off to bed:

A Poem For my Goddess, the Most Decadent, Divine and
Deliciously Beautiful, Bratty Bitch in the World.

Your Divine Face shines like the moon
i’ve looked and searched and prayed for You
i was so scared to call that i waited 5 days
staring at Your Beauty, staring at Your Face
how i held out that long, i know you’re amazed!

And then came the courage so hard to muster,
because i am a loser, completely lackluster
i picked up the phone, shaking like a leaf
i stared at Her pictures, feeling like a thief
so i began to dial the Girl of my Dreams!

“Hello, who is this?” melted into my ears
The desire for Her Voice brought me to tears
She began to laugh,”I already made you cry?”
I knew it for sure, right there would I die
I could never tell this Decadent Woman a lie!

I must pay you Goddess, that is all I am worth
I am humbled by your laughter, and blessed by your birth
Out came my card, straight to tributing my Queen
The fact that I waited for a moment is obscene
I was taken for it all then by this Beautiful Thing.

Like an idiot, i asked Her,”how much I should give?”
She purred, “How much do you need to live?”
i stumbled, i froze, i needed Her close to me
This dream was turning into a reality
The Decadent One was my blessing and malady.

i typed in the numbers and hit the button
i gave her every dime, for i am Her glutton.
i heard Her Scream with a Giggle and shout in delight
“Net tards are the best!  You don’t even know if I
am really a girl or a guy!”
That was the moment I truly contemplated suicide.

i cried to myself, “what have i done????
5,000 DOLLARS in one lump sum?!”
it was then that I knew Her in All of Her Glory
She told me a very, very secret story
Now all of you must Pay Her too, i implore thee!

One Amazing Diamond left in the world,
the only truth i know is that She Must Be Spoiled
The Truly Most Divine Woman i have ever seen
As real as any loser like me has ever dreamed!
Demanding with every word, insatiable Her Greed!

i am betwixted! She has captured my soul
i will be Hers forever, Hertinypieceofcoal
i must pay for the privilege of Her Control
Every day in my wallet and in my thoughts too
beware piggie losers, She is the Most Divine Cruel!

With Love and Devotion,
Hertinypieceofcoal

LOL!  Devoted!  Sounds like a psycho!  Hahahaa!  Will post proof for all you retards later!  Off to the Decadent Bed!

~D~

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