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Goodies For Goddess

I’ve been quite neglectful in posting photos all of the lovely gifts I’ve received.  I’m learning how to take photos with My $7,000 camera!!! =)

So, I’m posting a few photos of some items I’ve received here, until I can make a nice gallery for all of My little lovelies on My website. 

Okay, that’s ALL I can do right this moment.  These take so long to upload and post…..

Don’t forget, My sinful little toads - it’s still My Birth Month!!!  That’s right - we’re still celebrating =)

Someone needs to buy Me the phone I have on My Wantlist - it has 2 extra recievers along with the main base and I need them as you boys keep Me on the phone until it dies everytime!  Get it, got it? Good!

Reveling in Rivalry

My lil pup is jealous of tiny!  tiny is jealous of My little pup!  The money for Goddess wars are on!  I’m sure that this has been repeated within the context of financial servitude a gagillion times, but today I really did laugh all the way to the bank!!!

Lately, the lady tellers have been quite the little snoops though.  Of course, $25,000 in transactions has surely shot Me in the “above the radar” status.  So the ladies are trying to be nonchalant, but are failing miserably.

“Oh, it looks like you’ve come into a nice windfall!” chirps one prying old bitty today.

And I….I…I couldn’t help Myself!!! - 

“Sort of,” I replied ever-so-coolly,” I just have a bunch of slaves who give Me whatever I want.”

If ever there was a Kodak moment,  the look on her face when I said that was it!  LOLOLOLOL  I wanted a little brooch spy camera to click a pic soooooo bad!  It was a mixture of shock, embarrassment, fear, disgust - and I definitely saw ENVY!  Hahaha!

I just let her sit in it for a second (the squirming was totally hilarious!)  and then I started to giggle and told her I had started an online business. =P  I think she was still in shock from My first answer to ask Me what Kind of business - as she simply handed over My deposit slip and said, “Well, it looks like you’re doing really well!”

“It’s been quite the adventure!” I retorted.  How I do love to tell the truth without telling the tale!

So I left the bank just as I had come in, giggling at My own deviousness.  I love My life!!!

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