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Goodies For Goddess

I’ve been quite neglectful in posting photos all of the lovely gifts I’ve received.  I’m learning how to take photos with My $7,000 camera!!! =)

So, I’m posting a few photos of some items I’ve received here, until I can make a nice gallery for all of My little lovelies on My website. 

Okay, that’s ALL I can do right this moment.  These take so long to upload and post…..

Don’t forget, My sinful little toads – it’s still My Birth Month!!!  That’s right – we’re still celebrating =)

Someone needs to buy Me the phone I have on My Wantlist – it has 2 extra recievers along with the main base and I need them as you boys keep Me on the phone until it dies everytime!  Get it, got it? Good!

Reveling in Rivalry

My lil pup is jealous of tiny!  tiny is jealous of My little pup!  The money for Goddess wars are on!  I’m sure that this has been repeated within the context of financial servitude a gagillion times, but today I really did laugh all the way to the bank!!!

Lately, the lady tellers have been quite the little snoops though.  Of course, $25,000 in transactions has surely shot Me in the “above the radar” status.  So the ladies are trying to be nonchalant, but are failing miserably.

“Oh, it looks like you’ve come into a nice windfall!” chirps one prying old bitty today.

And I….I…I couldn’t help Myself!!! - 

“Sort of,” I replied ever-so-coolly,” I just have a bunch of slaves who give Me whatever I want.”

If ever there was a Kodak moment,  the look on her face when I said that was it!  LOLOLOLOL  I wanted a little brooch spy camera to click a pic soooooo bad!  It was a mixture of shock, embarrassment, fear, disgust – and I definitely saw ENVY!  Hahaha!

I just let her sit in it for a second (the squirming was totally hilarious!)  and then I started to giggle and told her I had started an online business. =P  I think she was still in shock from My first answer to ask Me what Kind of business – as she simply handed over My deposit slip and said, “Well, it looks like you’re doing really well!”

“It’s been quite the adventure!” I retorted.  How I do love to tell the truth without telling the tale!

So I left the bank just as I had come in, giggling at My own deviousness.  I love My life!!!

Multi-Tasking Rapist

Really quick before beddie-bye:  Had a loserboy on the phone for $22.50 a minute ….LOL  Made a little over $500 on one little short call and fucked his little peabrain up!  And while I’ve got dumdum on the phone, I’m chatting with My newest piece of property who pays, a sissy slut girly tramp named jimmy (not My little ottoman).

Tonight, jimmy (soon to be renamed!) is sleeping with no blankets, his sissy little thongs on and a picture of Me in his arms.  He will be saying his prayers to his Goddess like a good boy and tomorrow he will be taping My picture (the one with this posting) to his stomach and he will be wearing a red thong to match My Luscious Lips, as he sits in Pennsylvania processing loans.

After My property returns home, he will be dressing and posing and taking the photos I command him to. 

Let’s hope that there was sincerity in every “yes, Goddess” for he has no idea what I already know about him.  

Shame is the shadow of love.

Click.

Moi: Hello, who is this?
dumb drunk european: i’m drunk
Moi: *giggles viciously*
dumb drunk european: that’s funny to You?
Moi: *more giggles* Yes indeed.
dumb drunk european: where are You from?
Moi: Where are you from?
dumb drunk european: i asked You first
Moi: No, you tell Me, and maybe I’ll tell you – that’s the dynamic here, boy.
dumb drunk european: i am from Europe
Moi: (sarcastically returned) I am from the United States
dumb drunk european: what is Your name?
Moi: What is your name?
dumb drunk european: i could hang up on You, You know
Moi: Here, let Me make it easier for you.

*click*

That’s the sound of The Bitch Who Makes The Rules.

Oh yeah, and after I hung up on the nothing, I got $250 from another collarme.com slaveboy.  LOL…..Life is Grand when You sit on the Throne! =P

Look and Listen

If only the ignorant bitch could spell My name correctly! 

Listen to this broke brassiere-wearing faggot grovel here:
Download “Piece of shit”

I think you bitches have extended My PMS by displays of your sheer idiocy.  Heads are going to roll soon if you  don’t get to buying Me MORE gifts and sending Me MORE cash.  Don’t think so? Take note from Tommy fucking Tutone asswipe from Collarme who’s mama/wife/gf got a phone call at 1AM this morning in Youngstown! 

tiny – tomorrow you are going to to work with the pink plug up your ass all DAY!  No removing it – and if you EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, you KNOW what will happen.

Grrrrrrrrrrrr…………I am in such a man-destroying mood right now…..why don’t one of you little fuckstains call Me and see how long you can survive???

Hey Ms. DJ

Went out with friends last night and just had a blast….ooooh, but I’m paying for it today!  I haven’t drank in soooo long!  I went to the nightclub I used to DJ in when I was 19!  I had such a warm welcome back from everyone – they wanted Me to guest DJ for a block and I got the crowd going NUTS!!!!  It was a very cool early birthday celebration and a nostalgic little event.  I wore this hot royal purple ensemble with these new boots I got from humbleforYou- My little Mexican friend was telling Me all of his hombres were calling Me Madonna! LOL  I do love Madonna, and it won’t be the first time someone said I looked like this celeb or that one.  If I’m blonde or brunette or redhead, I’m always told I look like a celebrity…..I just tell them that I am a more than a celebrity – I’m Me! Original to the core, sweetheart =P

I did remember why I like gay bars better though – I can’t even get out on the dancefloor and get My boogie on because all of these macho-cocksters come up and try to hump on My legs – UGH UGH UGH!  In My usual fashion, I simply knock them away like the little insects they are – and just like you pathetic wastes of carbon, their dumbsticks keep leading them back!  

I, of course, did not pay for a single thing.  My RT little daviddoggie played chauffeur.  I like the idea of having a lawyer chauffeur slut – LOL!!!  Don’t be jealous My precious little cunt – these internet boys will never take your place.  I’ve OWNED you for almost 7 years now, and you will ALWAYS be at My feet – right where you belong.  Right where you love to be.  Unless of course I decide to off you and get that big payoff……Muhahahaha!!!

Anyway…as I mentioned in My last post, I’ve recieved alot of nice tributes, but I don’t feel like posting them right now either, and I can do whatever the hell I want to, so there. 

The only 2 losers worth mentioning are tiny (more presents and LOTS more money!!) and jimmy (maxing out his credit cards to buy Me more Amazon and writing Me nice letters everyday, as he was told!).  Devoted and obedient.  

Oh yeah, moneyslut sent $100, but then disappeared before our webcam session – you OWE Me BIGTIME bitch!  And you know that I will eventually get what I want.  I like to strike when you least expect it bitches – it’s so much more fun for Me when I catch you offguard. 

I’m going to go curl up and read……..it’s so coooold today….brrrr!

MY BIRTHDAY IN 5 DAYS!!!

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What a loooooong day!  I only slept for 3 hours last night, as I got a new book (Hunters of Dune – lardbelly!) that got shipped overnight because I wanted it soooo bad….And I read and read and read it until I had one eye left open reading…LOL! Which I do quite often -  I adore a good read.

Today was a big present day!  I got my new webcam and mouse from My little ottoman (jiiiiiimmmy) in the mail – whoo!  I can make cool videos for you junkies!  And take better candid snaps that won’t be so grainy – My old webcam is like from 1996 or something….hahaha – haven’t had a need for one in a loooooong time.  Consider yourself lucky losers, and thank jimmy for it.

I also got a pair of TOTALLY adorable shoes from david1591, or 5119?  david, why don’t you just ditch that number and change your name entirely?  I think I shall call you………NOPE!  You don’t deserve a nickname yet!  Hahahaha!   The shoes are too sexy though and they make My barbie feet look AMAZING!  No, I do not consider Myself a Barbie at all – ugh!  However, My arches are soooo high that I look like I have barbie doll feet – sexy peds made for heels =P

And a BUNCH of stuff was bought from My wishlist!  I don't know who it's all from yet – so if you bought stuff – fess up!  Or don't – either way I'll still enjoy it!  

My BIRTHDAY is in 7 days dorks!  January 19th!!!!  You’d better get to spending more – I want to set a record for MOST GIFTS received in the shortest amount of time!  I’ve already got 42 items purchased in a month!!!!  WHOOOOO!  You all know I deserve it – I’m gorgeous, intelligent, cruel, saucy, sexy…..and ALL of the greatest things you wankers could ever desire in a female.  Oh yeah, and I’ll fuck you up for life!  Mmmmmnnnn…..

I also want you all to know that I am working very hard on My website.  I don’t want some cookie-cutter foofoo site, so I am taking My time with it.  That and the fact that you silly boys have kept Me busy!  But you know I just LOVE tormenting the hell out of you…..

I decided tonight that I want My first chastity slave.  The idea of keeping a pig locked up tight, holding those keys……..such ultimate torture!  So, who’s it gonna be????  Just take a look at the picture beside this post and tell Me - 

How dumb could you be NOT to want Me to control your stupid little cock?

THAT’S what I thought.  Hehehehe!

I got lots o’ money too, but damn it’s so late and I am getting VERY sleepy and I want to read some more….so I’ll post everyone’s tributes tomorrow.

Nighty night boyyyyyys…….may you be plagued with dreams of Me!

I Thought The Full Moon Had Past…

but the loonies are thick tonight! Voodoo hoodoo. Religion = Moi.

I made $625 off of one picture of Myself today! That’s genius in and of itself – why make a paysite for you silly little doggies when I can do it this way? I make sooooooo much more!

Awww….you didn’t get to see it?? Well, here’s your opportunity:

  $25 for you cheapies….

It’s HUGE and absolutely devastatingly hot if I do say so Myself =P”’

tiny keeps whining that he’s itching from the body wax……and everytime he complains, I laugh a little louder.  Diablo Blanco Strikes Again! Muhahahah!

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