$605 Lunch Special with Stupid

Posted on February 5, 2007 
Filed Under Chastity, Humiliation, Slaves, Tributes

So I get contacted by hambone69 (What a fucking ridiculous name!) and he messages Me with this:

I have been watching your streaming video over and over and bought your picture…I am totally at a loss.  Can you help me? 

Can I help you?  No I can’t help you jackass! You were at a loss at birth!

He tells Me that he’s soooooooo nervous (one of those married old farts) and he needs Me to give him a little guidance – he says it’s his first time. Hahahahaha!  OH yippee – a virgin.

Anyway, the fool buys My chat IDs and then throws them away!  The old hag of a wife nagging his conscious or something?!  So he ends up buying My chat IDs twice!  $80 for three lines of text.  Hahahahaha!  

Then when I actually start to chat with him, I said that I would enjoy raping him and making fun of him.  mr. dum-bone says he isn’t going to be raped by Me and he isn't here to be made fun of.  Awwwwwwww………really?!! 

BUY MY CHAT ID: How old are you?
slave_for_u_2007: 44 years old…maybe too old?
BUY MY CHAT ID: Not too old to be raped by Me
BUY MY CHAT ID: I like old farts – they’ve got more money for Me to take
BUY MY CHAT ID: And more things to make fun of
slave_for_u_2007: Sorry…this probably won’t work out.  You are exceedingly beautiful but…I am averse to the idea of merely being raped and being made fun of.  I suppose I just wanted to honor you but did not want to be abused..
slave_for_u_2007: I am merely weal when it comes to beauty…
slave_for_u_2007: I mean “weak”
BUY MY CHAT ID: You mean pathetic
BUY MY CHAT ID: I’ll make fun of you if I want
BUY MY CHAT ID: I’ll laugh at you
BUY MY CHAT ID: and if you don’t like it, you can most certainly leave
slave_for_u_2007: Bye

Ciao bitch! But I know he’ll be back – I KNOW it.  Who can resist?  

NO ONE!

And what do you addicted readers think happened?

That’s right – and hour or so later and I’m $605 richer and the pig is professing his love for Me.

Goddamn – I’m SOOOOOOO fucking faaaaaaabulous and EVIL!

When I say I’ve been breaking hearts and raping wallets since 1977 – it’s no lie bitches.  

Oh, and, tiny – the keys have arrived.  YOU ARE NEVER GETTING OUT!!!!! I’m takin’ ‘em to the grave with Me beeotch!  Tucked inside My pantyhose, buried for eternity! I hope that last wank was a good one!!!!  MuahahahahAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m off to watch a movie now – Yahoo is on for those of you who need their peabrains and credit cards fucked with!

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