Hammer Time and The Human Ashtray

Posted on March 13, 2007 
Filed Under Ball Busting, CBT, Chastity, Financial Domination, Financial Sadism, Financial Servitude, Forced Bi, Humiliation, Orgasm Denial, Smoking Fetish

Well, he’s gone and done it.

After severely teasing tiny into a mad money-sending frenzy, the little not-so-chaste masturbating monkey boy tried to break his CB3000 with a frikkin’ hammer!!!!!!!!! BUT INSTEAD HE ONLY BASHED HIS LITTLE BERRIES!!!!!!!!  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

I must admit, I suggested it to him…..Hahahahaha!  In the midst of his continued crying about how he needed to bleed the dumbstick, I said, “You’re NEVER getting these keys back!!!  But you know, you could just go find yourself a hammer…..” 

I hear him walking, fiddling with drawers……The next thing I hear is CRACK!  SCREAM!    “my balls are bleeding!”

WahAHAHAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!  I was in tears laughing so hard, and made him hit it AGAIN AND AGAIN for being such a retarded chronic chicken-choker crybaby!

I thought his chastity panic attacks were over, but noooooooooooo!  Oh My, did I have something to do with that???

After I was done with hammering his cajones, I decided he needed to stick the hammer handle up his ass (with no lube) and jump around squeezing his cheeks while singing the lyric “IT’S HAMMER TIME!” at the top of his lungs!!! HAHAHAHAHA!  Then I made him sing “If I had a Hammer” while sitting/balancing ON the hammer in front of the computer so he could read the lyrics!!! 

he kept screaming, “i’m getting splinters in my sphincter!!!”   WHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!  I cannot even tell you how fucking hard I was laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Moral of this story:

I’m going to take ALL of your money, leave your balls BLACK and blue and you’re going to THANK ME FOR IT!

What I took from tiny today:
$2450 and every shred of dignity the prickless wonder had left.

So last night I punished another little roach for not doing the tasks that were required of him.  mr. 25 year old norsesub aka docile24  was forced to hold several burning Marlboro Menthol Lights in his mouth(ashes in) while I commanded that he send tribute after tribute.  I think the total was about $500.  he’s a college dork and was begging Me not to take anymore because his mommy was sick and he wasn’t going to be able to pay the rent!  Everytime he whined, I tagged on MORE MONEY. 

As the grand finale, he had to chew up the cigarette butts and swallow them!  drunk little ashtray piggie kept crying that swallowing My ciggies was making him sick, so I made him chug some whiskey as a chaser.  Mmmm….good eats!

But then the little cigslut begged for MORE!  Offered to burn My initials in his penis to gaze at Me smoking on cam! Hahahahaa!!!  But guess what, he couldn’t pay, so I said NO WAY!

AND I want you all to go see 300. ATP was right – this is a movie for gays and wannabe gays!  When you are watching it, imagine that I AM the Spartan King and I order My 300 sixpack stomached, muscle bound warriors to rape and beat your ass!!

It’ll be fun……Guaranteed!

Byyyyyyyye bitches!

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