A Special Message From Above
Hammer Time and The Human Ashtray
Well, he’s gone and done it.
After severely teasing tiny into a mad money-sending frenzy, the little not-so-chaste masturbating monkey boy tried to break his CB3000 with a frikkin’ hammer!!!!!!!!! BUT INSTEAD HE ONLY BASHED HIS LITTLE BERRIES!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I must admit, I suggested it to him…..Hahahahaha! In the midst of his continued crying about how he needed to bleed the dumbstick, I said, “You’re NEVER getting these keys back!!! But you know, you could just go find yourself a hammer…..”
I hear him walking, fiddling with drawers……The next thing I hear is CRACK! SCREAM! “my balls are bleeding!”
WahAHAHAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! I was in tears laughing so hard, and made him hit it AGAIN AND AGAIN for being such a retarded chronic chicken-choker crybaby!
I thought his chastity panic attacks were over, but noooooooooooo! Oh My, did I have something to do with that???
After I was done with hammering his cajones, I decided he needed to stick the hammer handle up his ass (with no lube) and jump around squeezing his cheeks while singing the lyric “IT’S HAMMER TIME!” at the top of his lungs!!! HAHAHAHAHA! Then I made him sing “If I had a Hammer” while sitting/balancing ON the hammer in front of the computer so he could read the lyrics!!!
he kept screaming, “i’m getting splinters in my sphincter!!!” WHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA! I cannot even tell you how fucking hard I was laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Moral of this story:
I’m going to take ALL of your money, leave your balls BLACK and blue and you’re going to THANK ME FOR IT!
What I took from tiny today:
$2450 and every shred of dignity the prickless wonder had left.
So last night I punished another little roach for not doing the tasks that were required of him. mr. 25 year old norsesub aka docile24 was forced to hold several burning Marlboro Menthol Lights in his mouth(ashes in) while I commanded that he send tribute after tribute. I think the total was about $500. he’s a college dork and was begging Me not to take anymore because his mommy was sick and he wasn’t going to be able to pay the rent! Everytime he whined, I tagged on MORE MONEY.
As the grand finale, he had to chew up the cigarette butts and swallow them! drunk little ashtray piggie kept crying that swallowing My ciggies was making him sick, so I made him chug some whiskey as a chaser. Mmmm….good eats!
But then the little cigslut begged for MORE! Offered to burn My initials in his penis to gaze at Me smoking on cam! Hahahahaa!!! But guess what, he couldn’t pay, so I said NO WAY!
AND I want you all to go see 300. ATP was right – this is a movie for gays and wannabe gays! When you are watching it, imagine that I AM the Spartan King and I order My 300 sixpack stomached, muscle bound warriors to rape and beat your ass!!
It’ll be fun……Guaranteed!
Byyyyyyyye bitches!
ANGRY GODDESS = BIG MOULA!!!
Oh you little pigs are too much! Hell Hath No Fury and YOU LOVE IT!
tiny – $1600
lardbelly – $500
truebornsinner – $350
AND david’s worked his little attorney self into a cute fury with sissyburns’ little threat. Gosh, didn’t I inform you loser idiots that one of My RT slaves is an attorney?
OOPS! It MUST have slipped My mind!
sissyburns, your gameface is transparent. Admit your wrongs. Beg for forgiveness. Ask Me how you can resolve this in that civil manner you’re so fond of.
I *might* listen.
Hahahahaahaha!
Protected: Little Boys Shouldn’t Try To Play Big Games
Protected: Oh What Fun I Have!!!
Protected: sissyboy sideburns told on Me! BOO-HOO!!!!
What’s better than fucking with your head and wallet directly?
Having some anonymous loser send Me $700 before beddy-bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m glad you didn’t pipe up chickenshit – I would have told you how much I fucking hate you anyway! Hhahahhahahaaha!!!
I’m too fantastic, aren’t I?
So let’s see, that makes today’s whopping total $1,700!!!
$400 from that annoying eric who says he needs discipline, but I think he just needs to gag on a huge cock.
$250 from the expensive question that ginger answered.
$300 or so from cumwhipper – that jizzolicious whipping boy. I saw the freak show tonight kids – it weren’t pretty at all!! This drizzlechin is right up there with lardbelly, only a shit sandwich is far more disgusting than creamed up dumbjuice in a baby jar.
Hold on………did I just say that????????
You bitches are freaks of the highest order, and it’s no wonder you’ve got no girlfriend/wife or hide your wierd debauchery from them. THEY’D DUMP YOUR ASS! Like I will, as soon as the dough doesn’t flow.
68 Wanted items purchased – it’s not ENOUGH!!! Go buy Me presents off My WANTlist – it’s all you’re good for.
I WANT:
adidas Women’s Megabounce+ Running Shoe,Running White/Mt Sil/Pink,9 M
I’m running again this spring. Gotta keep the legs nice and strong so I can kick you little fucksticks in the nuts, don’t I?!!
Buy them from Adorn My Lovely Feet list
Sharp R-230KK 800-Watt 4/5-Cubic-Foot Compact Microwave, Black
BUY IT HERE
The one that I made billy d get Me is too high for My cupboards. I need a mini. Now.
International Silver 11 Pc Round Wall Votive Lighting
I want this for My bathroom – you wanking cheap voyeurs know how much I love a candlelit bubblebath….
Buy it from the Temple Decor list.
Bose Lifestyle 28 Series III DVD Home Entertainment System – Black
Yeah, that’s right. It’s $2,000. Believe Me, it’s better spent on Me than you. But you knew that already didn’t you?
I’ll make it nice and easy for all of you retards out there:
Fuck you all very much.
I Can Make You Squeal
I find the metaphor humorous. Don’t you fucks love it when I have PMS???!!!!!!!!!!!!! It just keeps going and going. I better start bleeding soon or someone is going to get their fucking dicklet chopped off.
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See how quickly the mood changed from minutes ago? That’s called:
Don’t fuck with Me today. Or tomorrow. Or ever.
Unpredictability’s a Bitch, and so am I.
As for you tree-hugging PETA fucks – go climb the fucking food chain again. You don’t deserve to live.
Add Me Again
As I mentioned, My Myspace account was deleted. I’ve put it back up at www.myspace.com/decadentgoddess
If you were on My friends list, please add Me again. Thanks!
Oh, and did I mention that I don’t get mad…………you know why?
I get even.
Myspace and MORE MONEY!
To the cunt shoes who got My Myspace account deleted:
When you least expect it sweet tits…….
And in other news, I’m taking loads and loads of your dorky dough! You little losers have kept Me so busy in the last week or so, I haven’t even had time to write here! You’re loving My new videos aren’t you??
So…..I spent $2500 on My credit card that tiny sent!!! New spring clothes and shoes - I do LOVE to shop! tiny has stopped crying and started accepting his path of ETERNAL chastity. THANK FUCK! I was starting to get really really annoyed.
Got $1000 out of truebornVirginMaryDefiler……..hahahaha – you are sooooooooooooo easy you catholic dork! You’ll do anything I say! I especially love it when you start stuttering……….WHOO! I know it’s over then!
A newbie named docile24 came out of the woods with his slooooow dialup connection and sent $300 or so. Then he went out and bought a pack of Marlboro Menthol Lights and pretended he was My ashtray! He just loved the Ashtray Shopping Piggie recording so much!
I’m currently ignoring ginger until she answers My expensive question.
That cumwhipper guy stopped by again for a phone chat. I don’t know if you all have ever heard or seen about this fellow, but trust Me – it’s nasty, but damn does it make Me laugh and feel especially evil. The dorko whips his jizz up like a merengue and eats it. Yep, that’s his fetish. Sometimes he eats it with a bib and a baby spoon. And the most disturbing part of it is that he eats other men’s too!!! Yep, he’s tasted a couple of others.
And then when I suggested that I make him famous with a 30 Days of 30 Different Dude jizz whipping event, he declined on the note of safety!!! WAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAA! AIDS???? You eat Parfait Cum Cups from strangers anyway??????? EEWWWWW!!!!!!!!
I’ll still get him to do it though……..because quite frankly I know he really wants to. Don’t ya???? Vroom vroom!!! Dremel in motion!
I now have 5 blackmail applications completely filled out and verified. jason, michael, don, steve r, steve b, and nathan – you best be hard at work. I intend to take so much, you’ll fucking wish you were never so stupid.
Decadent Goddess
It is with great pleasure and satisfaction that I will torture, taunt, mesmerize, and control you...
I am the Decadent Goddess. The White Devil. The Queen Bee.
I AM YOUR DREAM COME TRUE.....