You Know You’re Famous When….

…..some nobody with too much time on their hands sits around wasting their “precious time” getting your Myspace profile deleted.

Awww……..I’m gushing!  The LOVE and ATTENTION is overwhelming!!!!

Anyway, friends and admirers – do add Me again. =P

P.S. tattletale baby – My webslave had it back up in a matter of 20 minutes.  No inconvenience for Me at all.  See, peachbottom, that’s what happens when you actually OWN slaves.

Tsk tsk.

ciggypiggy Gets It Where The Sun Don’t Shine

Remember how I dimissed ciggypiggy aka norsesub aka no longer norsesub the other day?  Well, he went bezerk! 

norse_sub: Please i need to be Yours
norse_sub: Please Goddess anything You want
norse_sub: Please Goddess use me for everything i have tonight.
norse_sub: please use me
norse_sub: GODDESS please tell me how i can serv You. anything Your want. PLEASE USE ME AS YOUR CASHPIGGY ASHTRAY. i need to be YOURS!!!!!
norse_sub: OH GODDESSSS
norse_sub: Goddess i am soo weak now that You are gone. i need You to use everything io have. please Goddess don’t leave me yet i am so drunk i need You to guide me in the way i must serever. Goddess USE me
norse_sub: Please Godess let me give everything to You

There were SO MANY MORE IM’s – but it really gets boring after the first 100 “Please Goddess, use me’s”.  Couldn’t handle being without Me and BEGGED Me to let him pay and serve and be My prostrated little maggot to use in anyway I want. 

Was I surprised? Hardly…

This closet fagbaby needs a stern Mommy who feeds him cigarette ashes for breakfast, gets him drunk for lunch and dindin, takes ALL of his money and doesn’t listen to his bumbling bullshit – that would be The Divine Moi.

Anyhoo, I took about $800 and made him shove a beer bottle up his rotten ass while I recalled how much of an idiot loser bitch he is.  I only wish it had broke into tiny shards and he was lying in a hospital right now.

THAT would be success!

A Girl Can Never Have Too Much….

of WHATEVER SHE WANTS!!!

 

 

 

 

 


(I know who you are – I saw what you did!!!)

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Spitting on boys

Okay, okay – I said I’d write about My fun little spitting experience the other day and I completely forgot about it.  That’s what happens when I’m dominating the world!

So, I was with My girlfriend and We’re doing our 3 mile walk.   We’re crossing a street and as we get into the middle of the street, the light turns red.  There’s this car flying down the street and doesn’t slow down at all, as a matter of fact the fuckstain speeds up  – so I turn around and look at him like the fucking ass idiot he is.  Then the fucker has the audacity to stop in the middle of the road WITH a car behind him, roll down his window and ask Me if I have a problem?!!!

I started laughing right away, because I know this type of dickhead.  Tiny dick with a big attitude that likes to be aggressive with women because he can’t accept the fact that he’s a loser by birth!

So I tell him, Yes I’ve got a big problem.  You tried to run Me over.

Immediately this cunt starts screaming and cussing at Me.  I reminded him that pedestrians always have the right of way and then laughed at he screamed some more.  Laughing at his stupid ass made him more irate and he started calling Me everything but a white woman.

Then I got pissed.

I unleashed the most torrid verbal assault I have ever laid out on someone in My life.  I wish I could remember everything I said, but it was such a flow of utter cruel creativity that I can’t remember most of it - although My girlfriend keeps quoting lines to Me! Hahahahaha!!!

So after I’m done with My tirade (which tinydick tries to interrupt but fails) I get right in his fucking face and spit.

Then I pulled out My cell phone and asked him if he'd like Me to call the police.  The look on this little bitch’s face was CLASSIC!  The look of defeat came over him and he just sped away.  The girl in the car behind him (who’d been sitting there through the entire scuffle)  pulled up and she said that it was the best thing she’d ever seen and the nutcase deserved it for trying to run us over!

Unfortunately, I was hoping that he would have gotten out of the car – because I was so so so hoping to use some of My nunchuck skills on him! Hahahahahaha!

Anyway – that’s the story…….and I’m sure it’s sticking to him.

Aren’t all of you little sluts jealous???? =P”’

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Buzz!

Soooooooo much to update!  I’ve been a very mean and greedy albeit relaxed Queen Bee lately…….something about Spring just makes Me feel all motivated to make you little fucker bees to produce MORE honey (read: money) for My Hive!

I finally got My new $2000 Sony Vaio laptop and accessories!  I’m actually on it right now, because My usual computer took some sort of death dive.  It’s not completely kaput, else I would have had to choke someone to death (david, you incompetent shit!)  The lapttop is killer though and Windows Vista is gorgeous!  What I love the most though is that now I can kick up My heels when I fuck with your pansy asses!

So what else have I scored since My HUGE $10,000 from the mustang?  LOTS, of course….  I also got over $1000 in boots from the silly little bootlicker!  If I haven’t made it very clear – I fucking love boots…..I was wearing knee high boots even when there was a dry spell in the fashion world and none were to be found.  I’d go scope out the vintage shoppes and find sexy boots from the 60’s and 70’s waiting to be resurrected on the gorgeous feet and legs of a hot Bitch from Ohio. I’ve got it bad for boots…..mmmm-mmmnn. I must admit, I adore shoes beyond belief too.  Hence why all of My beauties have a closet of their own – although in a few months, I’m going need a whole room for all the new ones I’m going to make sluts like you buy Me!  Move over Imelda Marcus, there’s a new Shoe Girl in town!

I’ve also got over $500 in makeup and hair stuff from the adoring little pony boy as well.  A fine example of a slave (and something you little dickjerkers should pay attention to!): I wanted 3 things from Sephora – instead I got 20!!!  Why?  Because the broken pony asks his Goddess if more would be better!  MORE is always better dummies!  So I got 5 Bare Minerals foundations, 5 BM mineral veils and 10 Frederick Fekkai glossing creams!  I love being stocked up on the products and things I use often – it’s another thing I don’t have to think about – and I can focus more on delicious and destructive torments for you maggots! Hahahahahaha!  Oh and have I got some things in mind – be afraid, be VERY afraid.

And to top it off, the mustang was ordered to buy Me two new BEAUTIFUL guitars totalling about $1000 AND the new LG ENV cell phone with a service package!  This phone is so cool – it opens up like a little computer – I saw someone using it and commandeered it from them – just loved it – so I decided I MUST have it too!  I love high tech toys!

Oh yeah, did I also mention that I had him open up an account with $5,000 in it too?  I think I did, but I just thought I’d reiterate how PERFECTLY AMAZING I am!!! Let’s see – about 4 months on the Internet and I’m the Reigning Queen of Financial Fucking with over $75,000 in cash and gifts raped out of your twisted little brains. At this rate, I’ll beat what I initially predicted I’d take.  And to think, all of those other little babies gotta work so hard for their money!  Awww……..I’m crying a fucking river.  May all those not sending all their money to Me drown in it.

I spent so much time churning the mustang’s brain into My own personal brand of butter, that all of you other dickless wonders started emailing and IMing Me by the 100’s everyday with frantic love pleas and pathetic whining – begging for more of My time and attention. Addiction’s a Bitch, isn’t She?!

So the rivalry continues as the mustang takes off again to Africa….here comes tiny with his little shriveled berries in tow professing his love for Me over and over.  I already know you all can’t help  but love Me, but what have you DONE for Me lately?  So, that miniscule, emasculated piece of coal has one task set forth by the TaskMistress Herself – get a loan for $50,000 and give it all to Me. And you little fucks can bet your ass that I WILL get it.  Because I do get everything I want.  And I accept nothing less.

Case in point – I recently dismissed the drunken retard norsesub from My Presence.  The little fucker decided to tell Me no.  I do hope no one wastes their time with this brokeass drunken fuckstick.  Not even worth My week old cigarette butts…….

Some others bought Me gifts too, but I can’t remember all of you right now. I do know that at last tally there was over $17,800 of stuff purchased for Me from My WANTlists.  Pictures of all My goodies will be coming as soon as My other computer is fixed up!  I don’t just say that boys buy Me whatever I want – they BUY Me WHATEVER I WANT!  And if you feel as if you cannot do that – bye bye beeotch, The Divine I has NO use for you!

Oh, I totally forgot I made the mustang get Me over $800 in photography equipment too! You want to talk about financial raping bitches??!!!  I’ve taken more from this slave boy in a few months than most of you make in a year!  Not to mention, this is what all of you freakjobs have been waiting for haven’t you?  Photosets galore!  And you’ve already seen how creative I am – just wait.  I know I can’t!

On another creative note, not that I need your help in the slightest, but I’m gearing up to do a new round of recordings and I want to get some freaky ideas from the freakbabies themselves.  So, if there’s something you’d just DIE (or pay alot for) to hear come out of My mouth, leave a comment and BE SPECIFIC! That’s the opposite of vague, numbnuts.

There’s more to tell and brag about, but it’s time to put naked skin against Egyptian cotton and retreat to The Hive.

Until tomorrow, My little fucker bees….

Hudson1138

So you’ve seen My Wrath little bitch?????????  You ain’t seen nothing yet, cuntstain.

DON’T EVER try to pull one over on Me.

Just wait until your mommy gets a call.

Miss Me, sluts??!

I don’t write for a week or so, and you little boys are dying for Me! I’ve got LOTS to tell, but not tonight. I’ll catch all of you vouyeuristic duds and freeloaders up this weekend at some point.

But I’m sure you all know what I’ve been doing…………..taking lots of cash……and breaking lots of boys! Mmmmm……..My favorite pasttimes!

Oh yes, and I spit on some fuckwad today on My walk………….but I’ll tell you about that later too……..

I’ll be taking calls tonight, so if you haven’t done so already………….come here, little piggy………..