Buzz!

Posted on April 16, 2007 
Filed Under Femdom Recordings, Gifts For Goddess, Huge Tributes, Slaves, Tributes, WANTlist

Soooooooo much to update!  I’ve been a very mean and greedy albeit relaxed Queen Bee lately…….something about Spring just makes Me feel all motivated to make you little fucker bees to produce MORE honey (read: money) for My Hive!

I finally got My new $2000 Sony Vaio laptop and accessories!  I’m actually on it right now, because My usual computer took some sort of death dive.  It’s not completely kaput, else I would have had to choke someone to death (david, you incompetent shit!)  The lapttop is killer though and Windows Vista is gorgeous!  What I love the most though is that now I can kick up My heels when I fuck with your pansy asses!

So what else have I scored since My HUGE $10,000 from the mustang?  LOTS, of course….  I also got over $1000 in boots from the silly little bootlicker!  If I haven’t made it very clear – I fucking love boots…..I was wearing knee high boots even when there was a dry spell in the fashion world and none were to be found.  I’d go scope out the vintage shoppes and find sexy boots from the 60’s and 70’s waiting to be resurrected on the gorgeous feet and legs of a hot Bitch from Ohio. I’ve got it bad for boots…..mmmm-mmmnn. I must admit, I adore shoes beyond belief too.  Hence why all of My beauties have a closet of their own – although in a few months, I’m going need a whole room for all the new ones I’m going to make sluts like you buy Me!  Move over Imelda Marcus, there’s a new Shoe Girl in town!

I’ve also got over $500 in makeup and hair stuff from the adoring little pony boy as well.  A fine example of a slave (and something you little dickjerkers should pay attention to!): I wanted 3 things from Sephora – instead I got 20!!!  Why?  Because the broken pony asks his Goddess if more would be better!  MORE is always better dummies!  So I got 5 Bare Minerals foundations, 5 BM mineral veils and 10 Frederick Fekkai glossing creams!  I love being stocked up on the products and things I use often – it’s another thing I don’t have to think about – and I can focus more on delicious and destructive torments for you maggots! Hahahahahaha!  Oh and have I got some things in mind – be afraid, be VERY afraid.

And to top it off, the mustang was ordered to buy Me two new BEAUTIFUL guitars totalling about $1000 AND the new LG ENV cell phone with a service package!  This phone is so cool – it opens up like a little computer – I saw someone using it and commandeered it from them – just loved it – so I decided I MUST have it too!  I love high tech toys!

Oh yeah, did I also mention that I had him open up an account with $5,000 in it too?  I think I did, but I just thought I’d reiterate how PERFECTLY AMAZING I am!!! Let’s see – about 4 months on the Internet and I’m the Reigning Queen of Financial Fucking with over $75,000 in cash and gifts raped out of your twisted little brains. At this rate, I’ll beat what I initially predicted I’d take.  And to think, all of those other little babies gotta work so hard for their money!  Awww……..I’m crying a fucking river.  May all those not sending all their money to Me drown in it.

I spent so much time churning the mustang’s brain into My own personal brand of butter, that all of you other dickless wonders started emailing and IMing Me by the 100’s everyday with frantic love pleas and pathetic whining – begging for more of My time and attention. Addiction’s a Bitch, isn’t She?!

So the rivalry continues as the mustang takes off again to Africa….here comes tiny with his little shriveled berries in tow professing his love for Me over and over.  I already know you all can’t help  but love Me, but what have you DONE for Me lately?  So, that miniscule, emasculated piece of coal has one task set forth by the TaskMistress Herself – get a loan for $50,000 and give it all to Me. And you little fucks can bet your ass that I WILL get it.  Because I do get everything I want.  And I accept nothing less.

Case in point – I recently dismissed the drunken retard norsesub from My Presence.  The little fucker decided to tell Me no.  I do hope no one wastes their time with this brokeass drunken fuckstick.  Not even worth My week old cigarette butts…….

Some others bought Me gifts too, but I can’t remember all of you right now. I do know that at last tally there was over $17,800 of stuff purchased for Me from My WANTlists.  Pictures of all My goodies will be coming as soon as My other computer is fixed up!  I don’t just say that boys buy Me whatever I want – they BUY Me WHATEVER I WANT!  And if you feel as if you cannot do that – bye bye beeotch, The Divine I has NO use for you!

Oh, I totally forgot I made the mustang get Me over $800 in photography equipment too! You want to talk about financial raping bitches??!!!  I’ve taken more from this slave boy in a few months than most of you make in a year!  Not to mention, this is what all of you freakjobs have been waiting for haven’t you?  Photosets galore!  And you’ve already seen how creative I am – just wait.  I know I can’t!

On another creative note, not that I need your help in the slightest, but I’m gearing up to do a new round of recordings and I want to get some freaky ideas from the freakbabies themselves.  So, if there’s something you’d just DIE (or pay alot for) to hear come out of My mouth, leave a comment and BE SPECIFIC! That’s the opposite of vague, numbnuts.

There’s more to tell and brag about, but it’s time to put naked skin against Egyptian cotton and retreat to The Hive.

Until tomorrow, My little fucker bees….

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