Amusing Email of The Day

And I QUOTE:

“hello hello … not sure about you … 1. you have way too many photos of your face on your page, but thats cool i guess … 2.you can talk about controll but youll never top the man, think about war. a man ( a women? doesnt have the ability) plans out, justifys and politicaly manipulates the masses to obey & simply commit a form of symbolic suicide for a financial gain … 3. you think because you act like what you hate you think you have obtained your independance? hmmm … (you claim men are inferior yet duplicate their typical self serving ways?) … 4. & dont worry, untill a women makes more money than a man, women will always be following (if the money is on the agenda) & women can keep creeping in so long has the man chooses to ignore the mind. after all, if both sexes were honest, all would be equill instead .. bhlahhh …. and you?

just remember. the most famous women in the history of the world (marayln monroes) was killed by a powerfull man. a friend of frank sinatra. now, do you think hes a nice guy? ”

Yes, darling - you’ve convinced Me!  Mistakes like you are simply destined to rule the world with your poor grasp of the English language and your inability to actually complete a rational thought….

All the boys who know your place in this world, and Ladies if you’re feeling frisky - why not send the next George W. here a message and tell him how much you adore him! Hahahahaahaha!!!!

http://www.myspace.com/martinez68

NOTE:  This one’s a hispanic catholic - otherwise known as guilty sinner begging to be rammed in his tight little ass by a 9 inch dildo strapped to My pretty hips.Oh, and no lube - for sure.

tamponmouth REPORT!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Your overly hairy texan queer presence is demanded at the Hive.

You didn’t think I’d forget ya, now did you? Heheheheehehe…..

Oh, don’t cry - the pictures won’t be so bad this time.

Maybe.

Chicago Here I Come!

I’m heading to the Windy City this coming weekend and while I could have tiny or the mustang or a number of other dickless idiots pay for the entire trip, I think it’s high time you lurking jerkers contributed to My Delinquency.

So loser wankoffs and old farts, I’ve made a little button especially for you to click and send Me $50 towards the trip.  

 

You WILL click and you WILL send Me what is deservedly Mine.  Understood?

Say it aloud for Momma: “YES, GODDESS! THY WILL BE DONE!”

Oh, and don’t forget to give yourself a nice punch in the nuts for being such an idiot today! Heheheheheheheee!!!!!!

AND I want one or two of you little twerps to buy the new Kathy Van Zeeland bags I just put on My Amazon WANTlist.  I just ADORE these!!! I bought a white Kathy the other day and the girls are just drooling all over My Sexinessssssssssssss!  Must have NOW before trip!

http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1I854A1E0OC69/  

Oh yes, and moneyslut made another hit and run of $300 tonight. I went and scared him again when I told him to hook his webcam up.  It’s really too bad - I was looking forward to making him chew up the paperwork he’d been working so hard on all week for work!

There was this other dope that bought My chat ids and I’m pretty positive couldn’t get enough courage to even type to Me.  Don’t worry little boy……one way or another…….I’m gonna getcha!

I ALWAYS DO.

Brand New and Busted Jewels

Some Ladies have had the opportunity to ballbust, but I wonder if any of you Ladies have ever had the fun little experience I had this week.

I don’t talk much about My two boys here, as it’s really none of anyone’s business what I do with them, but I just HAVE to tell this story as it was soooooo much FUN!

The boys have been slaving away on getting My packed-to-the-max garage cleaned out for My new photo studio.  Being that they are professionals and not blue collar - a hard day of physical labor for these two is like watching two granddaddies huffing away.  Most pathetic and ultimately amusing.

Anyway, after all of My specific directions and mean remarks, I decided to thank them - My Way!  So, I made them drop trough, lined them up together on their knees and proceeded to kick them in their baby jewels repeatedly with My Pink Converse tennies!!  It was seriously THE best freaking leg workout I’ve ever had in My Life!  david to slave then david then slave!!!!  Then, just for the hell of it, I made them turn around and I kicked their whiny little asses too!  And THEN I did that fun little move where you kick under the ass and it smashes the balls.

Suffice to say, they were both crying like babies when I was done - and kissing My pretty Converse thanking Me through their tears.

Oh, and speaking of jewels, here’s a pic of Me wearing some new ones the mustang got.  I’ll take some closer pics of them later - in the meantime, drool little bitches, drool!

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