Amusing Email of The Day

And I QUOTE:

“hello hello … not sure about you … 1. you have way too many photos of your face on your page, but thats cool i guess … 2.you can talk about controll but youll never top the man, think about war. a man ( a women? doesnt have the ability) plans out, justifys and politicaly manipulates the masses to obey & simply commit a form of symbolic suicide for a financial gain … 3. you think because you act like what you hate you think you have obtained your independance? hmmm … (you claim men are inferior yet duplicate their typical self serving ways?) … 4. & dont worry, untill a women makes more money than a man, women will always be following (if the money is on the agenda) & women can keep creeping in so long has the man chooses to ignore the mind. after all, if both sexes were honest, all would be equill instead .. bhlahhh …. and you?

just remember. the most famous women in the history of the world (marayln monroes) was killed by a powerfull man. a friend of frank sinatra. now, do you think hes a nice guy? ”

Yes, darling – you’ve convinced Me!  Mistakes like you are simply destined to rule the world with your poor grasp of the English language and your inability to actually complete a rational thought….

All the boys who know your place in this world, and Ladies if you’re feeling frisky – why not send the next George W. here a message and tell him how much you adore him! Hahahahaahaha!!!!

http://www.myspace.com/martinez68

NOTE:  This one’s a hispanic catholic – otherwise known as guilty sinner begging to be rammed in his tight little ass by a 9 inch dildo strapped to My pretty hips.Oh, and no lube – for sure.

tamponmouth REPORT!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Your overly hairy texan queer presence is demanded at the Hive.

You didn’t think I’d forget ya, now did you? Heheheheehehe…..

Oh, don’t cry – the pictures won’t be so bad this time.

Maybe.

Chicago Here I Come!

I’m heading to the Windy City this coming weekend and while I could have tiny or the mustang or a number of other dickless idiots pay for the entire trip, I think it’s high time you lurking jerkers contributed to My Delinquency.

So loser wankoffs and old farts, I’ve made a little button especially for you to click and send Me $50 towards the trip.  

 

You WILL click and you WILL send Me what is deservedly Mine.  Understood?

Say it aloud for Momma: “YES, GODDESS! THY WILL BE DONE!”

Oh, and don’t forget to give yourself a nice punch in the nuts for being such an idiot today! Heheheheheheheee!!!!!!

AND I want one or two of you little twerps to buy the new Kathy Van Zeeland bags I just put on My Amazon WANTlist.  I just ADORE these!!! I bought a white Kathy the other day and the girls are just drooling all over My Sexinessssssssssssss!  Must have NOW before trip!

http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1I854A1E0OC69/  

Oh yes, and moneyslut made another hit and run of $300 tonight. I went and scared him again when I told him to hook his webcam up.  It’s really too bad – I was looking forward to making him chew up the paperwork he’d been working so hard on all week for work!

There was this other dope that bought My chat ids and I’m pretty positive couldn’t get enough courage to even type to Me.  Don’t worry little boy……one way or another…….I’m gonna getcha!

I ALWAYS DO.

Brand New and Busted Jewels

Some Ladies have had the opportunity to ballbust, but I wonder if any of you Ladies have ever had the fun little experience I had this week.

I don’t talk much about My two boys here, as it’s really none of anyone’s business what I do with them, but I just HAVE to tell this story as it was soooooo much FUN!

The boys have been slaving away on getting My packed-to-the-max garage cleaned out for My new photo studio.  Being that they are professionals and not blue collar – a hard day of physical labor for these two is like watching two granddaddies huffing away.  Most pathetic and ultimately amusing.

Anyway, after all of My specific directions and mean remarks, I decided to thank them – My Way!  So, I made them drop trough, lined them up together on their knees and proceeded to kick them in their baby jewels repeatedly with My Pink Converse tennies!!  It was seriously THE best freaking leg workout I’ve ever had in My Life!  david to slave then david then slave!!!!  Then, just for the hell of it, I made them turn around and I kicked their whiny little asses too!  And THEN I did that fun little move where you kick under the ass and it smashes the balls.

Suffice to say, they were both crying like babies when I was done – and kissing My pretty Converse thanking Me through their tears.

Oh, and speaking of jewels, here’s a pic of Me wearing some new ones the mustang got.  I’ll take some closer pics of them later – in the meantime, drool little bitches, drool!

Absence Makes My Piggy Bank Grow BIGGER ( and tiny’s weeny smaller!!! )

I’ve been purposefully neglecting that certain little piece of coal for awhile…..yes, berry-bashing boy o’ eternal chastity and TOTAL DENIAL…. tiny.

I thought it especially cruel to simply ignore him for awhile, while he’s sent Me LITERALLY 30-50 emails a day.  A little excerpt I find particularly amusing and WHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!:

Oh Holy Sadistic Genius Goddess of Exceptionally Cruel Beauty,my ding-ding has shriveled up to a mere 3 inches inside this Pink tube.  i wonder if You’ll ever let me out?  i know you won’t EVER.  what am i saying?  i don’t want out.  Yours forever.  i am getting Your $50,000.  i was approved and it should be in by next week.please don’t ignore me anymore…i don’t think i can survive it. i love you so much it hurts. i’ve cried so much in the last few weeks, staring at Your beautiful face.  i love you forever.Did ya read that right babies??!!

$50,000

Mmmm….I’m super-charged like a freakin’ Hitachi Wand!!!!  WHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Told you fuckers I’d get it – Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m just sooooooo good. Mmmmnnn….

New Video Series!

Oh dorks….you’re in for it now.  I’ve begun creating a new PPV video series and I’ve just uploaded the first vid to Niteflirt.

“Under My Spell” , a 5 min. hypnotic montage of Perfection designed specifically to entrance losers like you further into My Decadent Hive. Buy it. Thee Queen Bee has spoken.

Ring-A-Ding-Ding

There’s nothing worse than someone getting you sick when it’s gorgeous outside.  Ugh.

So that’s where I’ve been.

But you fucked up little bastards even love My sniffles and sneezes, don’t you?!  Hahahahaaha!!!!

Being sick and demanding isn’t SO bad…….I just break out My demand bell and “Ring-a-Ding-Ding”……..and whaddya know?  They always come running………

lardbelly gets the pleasure of buying Me boring stuff like DVD drives because I believe it is specifically his grotesque gay self that fucks with My computer…..

A nice gigbag for My Privia Digital Piano

One of the THREE guitars I’ve made the mustang buy….

My Phoenix guitar……So pretty…..sounds beautiful…..

Isn’t this just the most beautiful guitar EVER??

OOOHHH!!! My pink Betsey Johnsons!  I just LOVE THEM!!!!!!

Mmmmm…..My $550 pair of Guiseppe Zanottis……….how simply decadent…….I just ADORE these, and they look AMAZING on My Feet!

I must say, JLo makes some CUTE shoes!!

You can’t see too well, but these have a purple metallic heel that I just love!  I like shiny things!!

Ohhhhh……….these are SOOOOOOOO pretty on My Feet………the red crisscross bands are just GORGEOUS!

I have a serious thing for embroidered shoes!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! LOVE LOVE LOVE THESE!!!!
What IS IT about the UK??? They do music and shoes better!

Very sexy red leather Guess heels………..I love the rings on these!

Orchids!!  My favorite!  ponybaby got them for Mommy’s Day……

How appropriate………….and ever so delicious…..mmmm

MORE POWER!  I made the pony get this $200 of RAM though……not fatty whats-his-ass

Anyway……..I’m having the boys get My little garage here turned into a photo studio with all the cool photography gear the pony got Me.  I haven’t taken pictures of it - seems a bit redundant.

Before I launch My website, I want some killer photosets that leave all of you on your knees.  So far, I’ve been working with limited space.

Patience, little sluts.  All GREAT THINGS take time.

And Goddess knows, I am GREAT.

So why don’t the rest of you brainless peons go make yourselves useful and buy Me something off My WANTlists!!!!  I want more movies!!
http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1I854A1E0OC69/

Check the left hand side for multiple categories dummies!

One Choice

The mustang has been spoiling Me so much, I haven’t had time for any of you other fools!  Poor babies….as I see it, you’ve got one choice…….

Go make some more money LOSERS!  VIE FOR MY ATTENTION! It’s the only option you have considering your choices.

I have a special WANTlist I have just for the little obedient ponybaby……it’s called “Much More Expensive Than The Crap On Amazon”

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

There’s a reason why some bitches try to steal My slaves…..and FAIL.

Wanna know why? Well……

Come here little piggy……….I’ve got something for you…. *evil laughter*

BTW – ponybaby…..

I WANT more…….and I’m going to TAKE it.  MINE!  ALL MINE!!!!

Oh, and here’s a fun little clip for you to listen to.

A little remix of the best part =)