Funny Little Jesus Freaks

I just recieved some MORE amusing fan mail through Niteflirt. 

This little note of adoration from impotent retard reg123 read:

“I suggest you get a real job, you nasty little parasite. “

What a giggling streak that brought on!  I’m just wondering though…

Why is a practicing Baptist surfing the BADDEST of BITCHES on Niteflirt?

Date of Birth:
March 12, 1958
Age:
49
Location:
alabama
Occupation:
MD
displayname:
robertgrubbe
loginname:
reg123
Denomination(Baptist, Methodist, Catholic…):
baptist
Home Church:
First Baptist Church Oxford
Favorite Verse:
Isaiah 6:3, 8
Statement of Salvation:
I have eternal life through the atoning work of Jesus Christ upon the Cross

WHO OWNS YOUR STUPID ASSES EVERY TIME?!!!!!!!

Shout it out loud around the world maggots :

DG THE QUEEN BEE

RULES!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pissypants EATS INK PENS

There’s this little pigfuck who’s been stalking Me all over the place….writing Me emails after emails, arranging Niteflirt calls for WEEKS that I’ve ignored, BEGGING for Me to use him, take ALL of his pitiful money and well….doing ANYTHING to get a crumb of the White Devil’s Divine Attention.

This little pigfuck is COMPLETELY obsessed with Me.  So much so, that after a weekend of a Tony Robbins seminar (that fuckwit promised his adopted mommy and daddy he’d go to so he could try to get a *grasp* on his pathetic existence as a useless moron), the little bitch ran straight back to the One who knows EXACTLY what he needs.  ABUSE. AND MORE ABUSE.

Sooooooooo, to make a long story about a boring boy short:

I made him scrawl DG on his fat little cheeks and I-D-I-O-T into his Neanderthalic forehead with ink pens until it was red and raw and chew up those creme bruBics for dessert.  YUMYUM!!! 

Then I made him piss his pants in the SAME Internet cafe the next night and walk around asking people there for a black marker since he was such a fucking twat and forgot one AGAIN. 

Oh yeah, and I had My one of My Gorgeous Girlfriends sit in on it too……..We were laughing our heads off at this fuck for brains!!!

I’ve got like 20 screenshots of the hilarity that I’m gonna post on My site soon enough….but in the meantime here are some highlights:

That last shot is really My favorite, although I gotta say….the blue tongue on pissypants is HILARIOUS TOO!!!!!

Oh, and don’t even think that because I’ve displayed My Yahoo chat ID here that it implies you can message Me. 
Runts like YOU are to BUY My chat IDs HERE. 

I will IMMEDIATELY block you if you even TRY to message Me without doing so.  Yes, even with your pathetic little money and gift waving tactics.

I DON’T NEED YOU - you NEED ME.  Remember that and we’ll get on just fine……….

That is of course if you can withstand My DEMANDS and My COMMANDS…..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cute Things

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, “God is crying.” 

And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, “Probably because of something you did.

I Had No Idea…

…..how many of you fuckers lived in Chicago! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

You’d think that you would of spoken up when I was actually VISITING Chicago…….but I guess it takes someone threatening the Woman of your dreams to make you speak up.

It never ceases to amaze me how you piggies offer yourselves up for slaughter….

Someone’s got to burn the bacon, right?

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