Au Revoir, freakbabies!!

Posted on June 1, 2007 
Filed Under Slave Assignments

For the many losers and pervy dorks who contributed to My Chicago Trip (and you and I DO know who you are), I’ll be spending MY CASH with glee this weekend!  Perhaps I’ll recognize you all when I get back…….but most likely I’ll forget about you because I’m going to have SOOOOOOO MUCH FUN! Hehehehehe!!!!!

This weekend you all have an assignment from The Teacher and it WILL BE COMPLETED BY SUNDAY EVENING:

1.  Go purchase My “Silky Web” photoset. (if you have already, show Me how stupid you are for Me, and do it again!) On your knees with My Gorgeousness hovering above you, repeat the following excellent mantra 35 times: “What is mine is YOURS, Magnificent Goddess! i deserve nothing, while YOU deserve ALL!”

2. Watch every one of My Videos on Youtube at LEAST 5 times each.  Leave an adoring comment.  If you’ve already left one – LEAVE ANOTHER.

3. Hurt yourself for Me.  Pinch, punch, slap, empty your Keen account…….DO IT!  Then I want you to send a message and DO TELL how you did it……MAKE IT JUICY!

Teacher does NOT accept late assignments.

BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEE boooooooooyssssssss!

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