I’m Baaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!!!!!

Posted on June 9, 2007 
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The Magnificent Goddess of Greed and Gorgeousity that you little puppies pine for has returned from Her Chicago trip!  I was having SOOOOOOOO much fun that I stayed longer!  Met some fabulous people/celebs, saw some GREAT concerts and sites, and shopped and shopped and SHOPPED!!!!!!  It’s official – I need a bigger house for all of MY SHOES and BOOTS!!!!

And My drones paid for it ALL =)

Oh, but what do I discover upon My return?  A SCREENFUL of THEE most pathetic, needy, whining instant messages I have EVER read!!  You crack monkey junkies for DG are just DYING for a fix, aren't you?!!

The best part of all of them was the mustang’s descent into hysteria.  This little piggie actually determined in his mushy peabrain that I had arrived back on Thursday and was ignoring him! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!  While I’ve kept most of our coorespondence private, this baby tantrum and nuttiness is TOO HILARIOUS NOT TO SHARE!!  So here are some excerpts of the juiciest parts:

This is before it thinks I’ve returned:
dumdum: You will always have clean and moist boots with me around
dumdum: Moist boots!
dumdum: and moist heels!
dumdum: my job is to shine those boots
dumdum: ……..
dumdum: two things in boot cleaning technology are very important
dumdum: 1. The lotion
dumdum: 2. the applicator
dumdum: and a great deal of effort to really get it right
dumdum: the boots should be worn by the Master for best cleaning action
dumdum: th lotions…welll…
dumdum: they can be very interesting
dumdum: and the applicators too
dumdum: i just love boots
dumdum: but i like glistening clean and shining boots on MY MASTER
dumdum: i want to buy You more BOOTS!!!
dumdum: Did you get the boots??
dumdum: the $1000 boots?
dumdum: PLEASE!!! send vibrations to me and make me dream of BOOTS
dumdum: PLEASE
dumdum: i will obey You, Master
dumdum: …….
dumdum: i am officially going to bed
dumdum: but i will leave this on
dumdum: i am wondering if perhaps you are mad at me for something i said?
dumdum: i have to log off
dumdum: the computer screen is too bright and i can't sleep
dumdum: Hope you are safe.
dumdum: At some point I will realize that…
dumdum: i should not worry about You
dumdum: But i do…
dumdum: Good night
dumdum: Hi cheek bones
dumdum: High Cheek Bones
dumdum: An absolute necessity for beauty
dumdum: You have beautiful cheek bones
dumdum: perfect

Here is the beginning of hysteria! (NOTE: I am still in Chicago – HAHAHAHAHA!)
dumdum: i don’t know what the deal is bus i am going to bed.
dumdum: i wonder why You are not reponding

The specimen begins to decline into the abyss of emotional masochism and attempts to discover what wrong move it has made. (NOTE: I am STILL in Chicago.)
dumdum: Master, i am sorry
dumdum: if i have done something wrong
dumdum: i feel sad inside
dumdum: so forgive me
dumdum: i am always open in my emails
dumdum: so if i wrote something that offended you
dumdum: then i apologize
dumdum: if i don’t hear from you again
dumdum: i will be confused
dumdum: but will understand…
dumdum: so, i won’t write again
dumdum: until I hear from you
dumdum: once again…
dumdum: I am sorry and have only always tried to serve you. i know it is hard for me to keep the emotions in check and be the perfect slave. But i really and honestly do try. i can try to improve. But maybe for some reason, You have decided i am incorrigible. i don’t know. Without communication i am at a loss to know so i just bump in the dark.
dumdum: Good night Master. Your baby really does love Mommy
dumdum: i think too much actually.
dumdum: the only thing i can guess is You are mad at me because i broke my computer.

Hysteria is in full effect. Specimen has determined that it will close it’s email account, yet open another one with the name of “mustang’s ashes”. Specimen believes that it is dead. (NOTE: Uh, I don’t really need to say it do I?!  Yes, indeed - still in Chicago…)

I feel very sad today. I wanted to inform you that I closed the brokenmustang account. I struggled very hard with this. I thought it would be correct to let you know. I really don’t know what I did wrong that has led you to ignore me. At first I thought perhaps you were hurt or something. But then I was woken up by the computer when you logged into IM on Thursday night and then proceeded to block me out, I was really confused. However, I knew you were back from Chicago at this point.  I don’t expect you to respond to this email as you have your reasons for blocking me out, but if you give me just a moment of your time to state a few things from my heart without anger or rancor.
 
First and foremost, in everything, forgive me. I have come to be very attached to you and in my mind sometimes was unable to distinguish the love and desire to obey you from the fantasy. I at least hope you see this. I did so like our relationship and discovered in you a character that became deeply fused in my heart. There was no septum-separation in my heart between the fantasy of servitude and the love of person. I like you very much. There is no failing this desire but it is in deep conflict because in liking you, I really believe that the only response to build this sentiment is reciprocal. There would be no way for me to feel this were it not spiritually reciprocated by you. But now, I am not sure what to believe and so the conflict. So, forgive me.
 
But I have more confidence in myself than supply the weasel words above for I know, that I have served you very well. Maybe not perfectly, but really well…and my intention was to keep serving you.

And that kiddies, is the story of one piglet’s journey into madness in less than a week.

The ONLY slave boy who asked how My trip was and inquired of what assistance he might be upon My return was My tinypieceofcoal.  Kudos to him for knowing his place in My world.

I’ll get to the rest of you shortly.  And yes, I’ve seen all the tributes you’ve left your Queen.  Good little fucker bees =P

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