You Know Who You Are…

Posted on July 7, 2007 
Filed Under They Love To Hate Me, Uncategorized

And I quote:

“The charm of a Walmart bracelet; The Glamour of a strip mall; The art of paint by numbers. If your IQ is above 100, you’ll likely find her booooring. Call someone else (or my ex)”Oh poor you!  If pigfuck idiots leave this feedback about you, I’d say you’re on the wrong side of the tracks, honeypie.Did you reeeeally think I was gonna bite your limp, stinky bait and allow your inferiority on My Page?

Come on noooow sweettits – you’ve got to get more creative in your advertising than trying to start a little tiff with The Queen Bee in an attempt to scramble for some of My leftovers….

But never fear, I’ve got JUST the idea for you!

How about you chop off that HUGE hairy mole on your white trash face and take to the best possible career you could have with that gaping hole of yours – FLUFFERBUNNY! Yeah, that sounds about right.  I bet you hop like a good girl, don’t you?

What’s wrong kitten, haven’t sucked enough cocks to get to the top yet?  I say aim a little higher!  I’m sure there’s got to be SOMEONE you haven’t spread your stubby little legs for yet….

Who knows, they might even pay you that $1.99 a minute when you spread, but from what I can see – you’re probably only gonna get that for an hour. Most likely a few hours though – you’re looking pretty rough in your old age – so you’re gonna have to work at it.

Set your goals, open wide and stay the fuck off My Page. 

Or not – and the next time you see your stupid name and address up here and there and elsewhere - or worse. Who knows – Geneva isn’t tooooooo far away.

Oh shoot!  That wasn’t the kind of traffic you were looking for??!!

My BAD…

… is just sooooooooooo GOOD…..mmmnnn.

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