Eat less, Serve more

Posted on July 23, 2007 
Filed Under Uncategorized

Ugh – cramps, cramps, cramps.  I want all of you little dumdums to punch yourselves in the nuts today repreatedly.  Then go ram something into your stomach really hard and follow it up with a ketchup and vinegar enema.  Sounds delightful, doesn’t it?

I finally went to the post office today.  Got a bunch of stuff and loads of envelopes chock full of $4,125 I wasn’t even expecting. Didn’t I tell you dildos to TELL Me when you send money to My PO Box? Yeah, thought so.

I’ll scan the envelopes and pathetic letters o’ love tomorrow or something.  In the meantime, here’s the stuff I got in boxes:

The two new bags are from moneyslut – who should learn to answer questions when asked.

happyhour got these.  Back from vaca yet fucker?

Package from mustang.  Failed miserably.  Sent $2,000, a leather bag, some more foreign money for My Collection, and an ostrich egg from Africa.  Still not happy with him at all.

YEAH!!!!  tiny got HP7 and now it’s time for Me to go curl up, read and bleed.

Fuck you all very much.

For the rest of you lingering about, forget about eating this week.  Send your breakfast, lunch and dindin moula to:

***P.O. Box Address removed due to tattletale.  Check My website on how to get it.***

Comments

Leave a Reply