Internet down, gold up

My internet was out ALL day/night for some reason.  I suppose it had to due with the wild wind storm here last night.  It was quite the witchy evening…

Anyway, I see that I missed several appointments, and a load of IM’s.  I’ll be available this weekend, boys.

I was going to torture the living hell out of fatcunt too….such a shame.  Needles and tranny hookers….it could have been a great night *sigh*

I’ve decided that lardbelly gets to eat out of his neighborhood garbage cans for the next month.  Or more.  I’m hoping for moldy bread, used condoms and other such delicacies for his abysmal hole.

My goodies from dodo started showing up today!  Express FedEx….yum!  I got a lovely chaise lounge for the studio, luggage, a few backdrops and some makeup accessories from Sephora. 

I’m waiting for everything to arrive before I take photos.  I like the idea of one photo showing off My HUGE shopping spree.  I am such the Material Girl!

The gold price keeps rising……rising….rising….

Now that’s sex.

 

I smell DEEEEEELICIOUS!

{Edit 3: dodo nearly cleaned out My ENTIRE “Enterain Me” WANTlist before he hit his credit card daily limit!  WHOO, but BOO!!!  Also, the party I was headed to was cancelled due to crappy weather =(  I HATE SNOW! So I’ll be available to torment after all. } 

{Edit 2: dodo’s gone and bought EVERYTHING off My Main WANTlist!}

{Edit: dodo’s up to $500  $700 tonight! $1500 for the week =} 

What a week!  I had a fabulous birthday party – some old friends from San Fran I haven’t seen in YEARS flew into Cleveland and it was a HUGE surprise. I literally screamed when I saw them, as these girls and I did some major stomping of the city {and boys!} together when I lived in the Mission. 

I finally took some pics of the gifts I got {I guess there are more on the way now!}

thumper got Me Chaos!!! Finally!  The eager-to-please, sweater-pissing, carrot-munching  dork did a great job on getting this – I literally have been sniffing Myself for days and delighting in My DELICIOUSNESS =P

thumper – I’ve got a carrot that needs a hole. Report for duuuuuty….NOW.

He also got the goodies below:

 

 

 

 

 

 

And tiny came in a the biggest loser YET AGAIN with this killer new system!  It’s not hooked up yet, as I’ve been hosting little soires all week.  I’m going to have a boy come over and do it soon though - MUST have the power!

Another new boy that’s listening to My hypnosis recordings sent Me $1100 in tributes.  I’ve literally never spoken to him directly.  He sent $200 every day this past week and $300 tonight. What a dodo! *wink* How well they work for Me…Yuuuummm…

I also took $600 from wombat on his first call last night.  Later in a chat, he was literally begging Me to take his financial information!  I contemplated for a moment, then I decided, why rush ….a slow burn is so much more torturous for him and enjoyable for Me….

Oh, and michael….you’ve got something waiting for you. Open it.

Speaking of  waiting, I also got My $500 that this little faggot from days past ”forgot” to send Me.  How I got it is none of your business, but I bet you’re dying to know, aren’t you? Hehehehe =) 

And it looks like you owe Me another Benji – cough it up fuckhead!

I don’t flirt the concept around lightly….I NEVER forget anything and I do ALWAYS get what I want in the end.

One way or another.

Pretty In Pink

I played with My new camera this morning! No photoshop, no makeup, bedhead galore, in My jammies and I’m still the seeeeeexiest Bitch you’ve ever seen!

I’ve got a birthday party to attend tonight….so it’s doubtful I’ll be available to the masses.  However, you can go check out My cute new tribute buttons (kudos to technosub for the idea and webcunt for the execution) and click them until your credit card bleeds for Me!

Ciao fucklettes!

Oh Holy Day!

It’s My Birthday and I’m more rotten that EVER! Hehehehe…

I’m having a GREAT day and tonight I’ll be hopping in a limo and terrorizing C-town! If you’re a pig who lives in Cleveland, I’ll be in the Warehouse District….pop down there, and when you see Me – drop to your fucking knees, crawl over and BEG ME to use you as a bitchboy wallet and ash-hole all night. You might actually get the privilege of being a useful fool!

So, I’ll post pics of goodies later, but so far I got:

A new $5000 desktop computer from tiny! I’m so excited about this! It MEGA powerful and is going to let Me make/edit videos like I want to! I also got a few more very special things from him, but it’s a private thing, and I’m not teeeeeelllllling! =P

Donna Karan Chaos (which is no longer on the market!) at $1000 a bottle from one of My new boys, thumper. I am SOOOOOOO pleased that I have another bottle of My SIGNATURE perfume. I ADORE this deliciously wicked perfume!!!! This little twat also got Me a new Canon Powershot, a little camera that fits so nicely in My bags. Cute! I also took $1000 or so more from him a few days ago – that was fuuuuuun. With oh-so-much MORE to come! Toodle-loo wifey!

I’ve also got a few envelopes of yummy cash from dedorko, nathan and hopeless!

And My mustang attempted to buy a BUNCH of things off of his special MUSTGIVEHERWHATEVERSHEWANTSlist, but it got bunged up since he’s overseas. So, when that’s all fixed, I’ll be getting the motherload from My ponybaby – in addition to something else REALLY speeeeeecial…but you’ll have to wait for that little tale!

And you………what did I get from you, you voyeuristic cheap maggot?! Yeah, get your pansyass over to My WANTlists and get Me something good!

Better yet, go grab a bottle of liquor, sit ALONE tonight (you deserve no fun!), STARE at My Pictures and DROOL over My VIDEOS for hours and hours and hours while you drink yourself into oblivion, Pray to Me and PUSH MY BUTTONS TO ATONE FOR YOUR SINS!!

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$1000

$500

$300

$200

$100

MY GREEDY GIRLY WANTLIST
http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1I854A1E0OC69

Dicklette slams, two new boys and FUCK am I HOT!

My studio is excellent!  I did a shoot two nights ago and it was a blast.  I still have to figure out how to use everything and then teach My friends and whatnot, but it’s fantastic and it’s finally DONE.

Here’s a wallpaper that was made from one of the pics.  Download it, put it on your desktop and and stare for HOURS with Niteflirt open and send, send, SEND!

I Own YouI Own You

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I’ll put the whole photoset up soon.  There’s like 20 ultra-devastating pics for your brains to get all mushed up and stupid over. =P

And hey cuntboys, it’s My Birthday on the 19th.  One week away! I’ve been so busy I totally forgot about it!  Imagine that, Me forgetting about something to capitalize on…Hahahaha.

I haven’t updated My Amazon WANTlist in awhile, as I mentioned before – but I think I’ll click around and put some goodies on it, get rid of old stuff…..yada, yada.

So, on the matter of slaves and rejects of nature…..

The mustang has freaking malaria.  I’m rather upset that My Name isn’t on his will yet.  I wonder if he will get better or DIE??  It would be unfortunate if I missed out giving him a death kick with thigh high boots on…I think I’m sad now.

Hahahahahaaha!!!!!!!!!!!

fatcunt reported for doormat duty.  I made him sit in a tub of freezing cold water while whispering My sweet nothings in his ear.  I knew he was thirsty as hell, so after profusely begging Me to satiate his parched hole, I graciously allowed him to chug 16 ounces of yummy-licious contact lense solution!  I hear it creates terrible bowel issues the next day.  I do love to leave a lingering effect.

After freezing for quite awhile, manboobs-a-plenty got to take a scalding hot shower.  Wow, I’ve heard some screams in My life, but goodness!  Boy wonderless sounded like a dying rabbit! Hehehehe….

The grand finale was having him slam his lackthereof under the HEAVY toilet seat so many times I can’t remember.  It would have only been more satisfying had I been slamming it Myself.  You just can’t judge if they’re doing it right and HARD enough, you know…

Two new boys showed up on chat at the same time – that was a fun juggling act.  I’m taking thousands ($3,100 to be exact) from one, but the other one shows up in the middle of it and I only got $300 from him.  #2 also got Me a new bottle of Donna Karan Gold though, which was good, because My bottle’s almost gone.  I still have the little purse parfums mustang got, but I like the spray better.  Those little rollerball thingies have a sort of chemical smell, and I can’t tolerate it.

Yeah, I’d post “proof” (LOL, that term and the whole notion of it cracks Me up) but there are tattletales all over watching My every move, and it wouldn’t be prudent at this juncture. It’ll go in members only posts that you get the pleasure of paying out the ass to read.

And you thought only your faggot asses obsess over Me! Boys, girls…..My appeal knows no boundaries =P

Additionally, the other havoc I’ve been stirring up will also be in a members-only journal.  There are a few things that need to be worked out before I make passwords available – but keep your pervy eyes open for it soon.

Now get your inadequate shell over to My WANTlist and buy Me birthday presents =)

This is just wrong….in SOOO MANY WAYS

750,000 dollars in damages for cuckolded husband http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/usjusticeoffbeat;_ylt=AiF1ZeY7YfvUIqJGhXijnPIE1vAI

This was pretty much anti-porn for Me.  I feel for all you Mississippi cuckers out there.

In other news that’s so much better (ie. NEWS ABOUT MOI) My studio is FINALLY FINISHED!  Drywall, paint, blah blah….it’s done! And damn is it sexy as fuck in there.  It’s definitely the mood I wanted.

So this week I am going to work on a photoshoot or two and maybe some videos too. 

Fell asleep early last night, so I didn’t end up taking the appointments you all set up for calls.  But I’m feeling frisky tonight, so let’s make Tuesday as “terrible” as it’s supposed to be =P

Look for Me on Niteflirt after 9PM or so.  Oh yeah, and don’t take your fucking clothes off to “be ready”, you chronic jerkers - I like to strip you down if and when I want to. 

It’s oh so much more vulnerable that way.

However, you’re more than welcome to bring the liquor. Because you know that I love forcing little fags to swallow……well, everything.


 

No WISHES, Only WANTS

I haven’t really added anything to My WANTlists for awhile, because quite frankly shopping on Amazon is so slow and tedious and I’m far too impatient when it comes to finding the perfect thing.  Waiting on pages of crap that I don’t want to load isn’t My gig.

That said, I did add a few things today.  A couple of items for My photo studio (it’ll be done tomorrow!!) and a luggage set for My upcoming trip to who knows where. Hahahaha…I still haven’t decided exactly where I want to go.  I am one picky, particular Woman.

I MUST have the items for the studio and since you MUST have MORE OF ME – get to buying.

Oh yes, I also forgot to mention that tiny bought the rest of the big $$ equipment for My studio.  Good boy.  Now beg.

And I’ve discovered that I can still take calls on Niteflirt even with being suspended or such.  I might be on later this evening, but then again I might not. You can check My status on My Site.

DENIED…yum!

If you’ve attempted  to purchase My Recordings and other fantastic manIPULATIONS through Niteflirt as of today – you’ve been denied.

Yes indeed, I am so INFAMOUS that once again someone has taken the time out of their day to scope out MY website for Niteflirt no-no’s and report Me for said violations.  Can you imagine the sheer boredom this person must be plagued with to attempt such feeble efforts to STOP MY WORLD DOMINATION?! I mean, I know I’m completely irresistable and all…… =P

Anyway, pigfucks – you’re being denied even more than I already deny you, and this time I don’t even have to lift a pinky to do it! 

So what you’re going to do is sit there and wait.  You’ll check to see if My listings are back everyday.  Make it your morning ritual.  Skip your lunch hour and let your belly burn with hunger while you attempt to get a little MORE of Me in your system.  Watch My Videos and then try to call Me. When you climb into bed with your wifey/girlfriend, wait until they are asleep, sneak out of bed, hide in a closet and try to call Me AGAIN.

And when you can’t – know that denying you is a total fucking thrill for Me.