Nursemaids, mummy chickens and the perfect catch 22

I think I played more video games last week than I did in My entire childhood! I totally got sick again…..but it’s over. 

Being out of commission and getting tributes and presents everyday makes it *almost* tolerable.  That and having a little bell to ring when I want something. 

slave was on vacation this week and he got to spend it being My nursemaid.  Sure, I’m a brat.  But when I’m under the weather, I am Damien from The Omen. Hahahahaha….I had him running around and doing so much that he literally passed out from exhaustion.   After graciously letting him sleep for a few, I rang the bell loud as hell, woke him up and yelled at him to get out at 2am. 

My house is immaculately clean now =)  I had BOXES and BOXES stacked to the CEILING!!!  My gifts strung out everywhere!  My house looked like Amazon.com! Hahahaha!

And they are still coming!  dodo keeps buying and tributing every day.  Last week was $500 every day, a $1,100 Amazon gift card for the items he couldn’t buy, and today I woke up to another $1000.  Isn’t life MY LIFE GRAND!

I also got another $1000 from zero.  This Queen Bee addict tributed a long time ago and disappeared for awhile - had a Membersomenumber name – so I call him zero. 

Psst….

psst….

hey zero….

Send 30 more of those thousand-dollar-drops….and don’t call Me until the 30 days is up.

I also made a phone call last week. Let’s just say it was a friendly reminder that ended in Me receiving an overnight envelope of $3000.  I do love a perfect catch-22.

Mmmmm….

Anyway, now that I can finally speak again – I’m going to record some audio.  I have a thousand painful ideas I must inflict upon you.

P.S. In the last month, lardbelly has eaten: dirt, alot of trashed food including a mummy chicken ROFLMAO!!!, department store flyers AND the contents of a petri dish (MY PERSONAL FUCKING FAVORITE! WHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAA!)

To elastrate, or not to elastrate…

I REALLY don’t think this little boy wants Me to have control of the elastrator…..

Hi my name is steven, age 28. I am writing to see if you like to do severe damage to a guys balls. I am into heavy cbt and would love to someone as sexy as you take the life from my balls. I live on a farm and have a special banding tool “elastrator” used to castrate livestock. This tool places a tiny elastic band around the balls, then this band crushes the blood vessels cutting off the bloodflow to the balls. This band is made for castration and would be extremly dangerous to my balls, but if you want to you can make me put a band around my own balls. Once on this band can be cut off, but i would honestly leave it on as long as you want. Let me know if you like this idea, and if so, i can call and let you cut off the circulation to my poor balls for as long as you want.
 

….for the simple reason that “as long as you want” translates in Goddess to sayonara testes.

St. Valentine’s Day Massacre

Today, most of My boys got to bleed for Goddess in green…and red.

dodo sent another $1,000 and bought everything on My WANTlist once again.  My entranced birdy has purchased $16,000 of goodies for Goddess in what, two weeks?  

dedorko overnighted $2,000 cash and sent an AMAZING bouquet of exotic flowers that smell phenomenal.  I must find out what they are – I have NEVER smelled flowers so divine in My life! 

Other tributes for Aphrodite in the flesh:
zero – $1,000  (what a bizarre accompanying email…maybe I’ll post it tomorrow…)
hopeless – $650 (atrophy is what happens to it….HAHAHA)
lardbelly – $400 (tonight’s dumpster diving feast for porky:  kitty litter GROSS PUKE!!!)
randomloser – $400

There were also seven $100 tributes from various boys – some I know, some I do not.  I noticed.  You’re simply not worth mentioning right now.

Also I’ve gone from a smothering fascination to blood lust.  I bit david’s wrist until it bled.  Little droplets of life. All Mine. His orgasm was instant. It was an extraordinarily powerful moment.   

Then there were the thorns on the fragrant Angel face roses ( I do believe he must have asked the florist to leave them on, the little masochist) he brought Me…

His inner thighs look like a polka dot predator was on the loose.  His penis cried.

It’s dodo’s fault really.  All the gifts and the large daily tributes have aroused Me immensely. 

I’m exhausted…..yet still, I thirst for more.

 

Take his breath awaaaayyyyy…..

I picked up some 20+ Amazon boxes that dodo got Me from the post office today.  Yummy!

So I get them home, open them up….

and all I can think of is how I’d like to suffocate a boy with packing peanuts and bubblewrap….

So that’s what I’m going to do tonight.

The rest of you get to wait.

I might be available later on this evening…say around 11 or midnight or so.  Then again, I might not. 

$3,000 and a cup o’ tea = perfect morning

randomloser and dedorko …….. $600 each.

hopeless ……..  $800.

dodo …….. another $1,000!

Sitting in My silky kimono robe this morning, drinking a cup of Irish breakfast tea, laughing in delight….priceless.


Here’s a lovely little montage of dodo’s past week’s tributes:
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Short and sweet

I woke up to $1,000 from dodo (pluck, pluck) and $500 from hopeless (shriiiveled)!

dodo has also been buying out My WANTlists so quickly that I don’t even know the $$$ amount it’s up to now…8-9 grand maybe??… and he’s also gone from sending $300 a day to $500 a day. So, the last two days I got another $1,000. =)

Does that make you feel even more inadequate than you already are? Thought so. Hahahahaha….

I got a bottle of stinky perfume from david1519.  Yeah, Cashmere Mist stinks.  Don’t buy it.  How the hell DK would discontinue Chaos and make this putrid shit baffles Me.

I put a bunch of photos of My new goodies up.

Anyway, I’m playing with My new toys and relaxing.

That is all. Class dismissed.

 

 

more More MORE….

Another $3,000 in Amazon and $800 in tributes from dodo today.  I’m rather enjoying plucking this little birdy…

So much more to tell…..but I’m going to go paint.  I’m inspired.

Bye bye virgin holes!!!

I’ve got a new little bitch (quite a few new ones lately!) and she’s on the path to become My #1 whore.  So I’ve arranged for her first cocksucking session tomorrow night. 

You are connected
xsontramp: [02/04/2008 3:20:04 PM EST] I’ll feed ya this 7×5.5 cut cock man.  4 day load to blow
blowupdoll: This is actually blowupdoll’s Mistress
xsontramp has connected.
xsontramp: he needs a big cock in him?
blowupdoll: Yes, he does
blowupdoll: And it will be his first time
blowupdoll: And he’s very eager to be used
xsontramp: when does he wanna get down on it?
blowupdoll: As soon as possible
blowupdoll: I was editing his profile
blowupdoll: I will contact him and find out his availability
blowupdoll: He will be ready when I say
xsontramp: I prolly don’t have enough time today.  Dammit
blowupdoll: No need to rush – when are you free?
xsontramp: I’m free tomorrow night after 5:00
blowupdoll: That sounds perfect
blowupdoll: I’ll send him an email
blowupdoll: tell him I found his first cock to swallow
blowupdoll: and I’ll set it up
xsontramp: does he want his cock sucked too?
blowupdoll: Do you enjoy that?
xsontramp: yep
blowupdoll: Alright, I’ll let him experience that
xsontramp: does he want a fat cock in any other hole?
blowupdoll: Well, let’s leave it to sucking for the first session
blowupdoll: But that’s where it’s headed
xsontramp: you gonna watch him do this?
blowupdoll: I’d like to
blowupdoll: but it would have to be on cam
blowupdoll: As I am away
xsontramp: that’s cool
blowupdoll: That would be cool with you to be on cam then?
xsontramp: hell yes
blowupdoll: Fantastic
xsontramp: where is he located?
blowupdoll: Eastlake
xsontramp: not far then.   Pike Place Market here
blowupdoll: great
xsontramp: he cool with an older guy’s nice cock?   49 here
blowupdoll: He’s cool with anything I tell him to be cool with
xsontramp: damn
xsontramp: his profile sounds hot.   Always willing to help new cummers
blowupdoll: So, I’ll email him and set up a time after 5PM tomorrow and get back with you through here
xsontramp: that’s cool.  I’m usually online if I’m home.
xsontramp: tell him to save a big load for me too
blowupdoll: Oh, I will…for sure
xsontramp: you can watch him swallow my load and then I’ll swallow his
blowupdoll: Excellent
xsontramp: I’m a horndog.  neg and std free
blowupdoll: Would you consider yourself more aggressive or more submissive?
xsontramp: aggressive
blowupdoll: Excellent
blowupdoll: he needs to be used like a little bitch
xsontramp: I want first chance at is otherr hole if you are satisfied with this job
blowupdoll: I was going to tell you just that
xsontramp: I won’t rape him…just eat his ass and then work it in nice and slow until he has it all inside his hot ass
blowupdoll: Oh very good
blowupdoll: Well I have to go workout, so I’ll contact you later on after I speak to him
blowupdoll: Sound good?
xsontramp: I’m planning on fucking his face and swallowing his cock tomorrow night after 5:00.   Don’t disappoint me please
xsontramp: I won’t disappoinbt either one of you
blowupdoll: Excellent…this will be happening, I assure you
blowupdoll: Ciao for now

Where, oh where did My WANTlists go!?

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

No sooner than I’ve put more things on My Amazon, then here swoops in little dodo, buying EVERYTHING up yet again!  Today he bought about $1300 of goodies for Goddess ($5,500 total) AND tributed another $800.

randomloser also showed back up and put his $900 where it rightfully belongs – in MY ACCOUNT. 
I’ve also got something delicious in the works.  Wait for it. 

You see, you dance with the Devil and the Devil doesn’t change….

She changes you.

 

 

The Girl With The Most Cake

My HUGE haul from dodo and the mustang came in today!  Well, at least I think this is all of it….there maybe more…yuuuuuuuuummy!

It’s a pretty picture, but I like this one better:

I also made a new video today, check it out on the Goddess Channel.

I won’t be online tonight….but you’ll be thinking about Me…….

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