Nursemaids, mummy chickens and the perfect catch 22

I think I played more video games last week than I did in My entire childhood! I totally got sick again…..but it’s over. 

Being out of commission and getting tributes and presents everyday makes it *almost* tolerable.  That and having a little bell to ring when I want something. 

slave was on vacation this week and he got to spend it being My nursemaid.  Sure, I’m a brat.  But when I’m under the weather, I am Damien from The Omen. Hahahahaha….I had him running around and doing so much that he literally passed out from exhaustion.   After graciously letting him sleep for a few, I rang the bell loud as hell, woke him up and yelled at him to get out at 2am. 

My house is immaculately clean now =)  I had BOXES and BOXES stacked to the CEILING!!!  My gifts strung out everywhere!  My house looked like Amazon.com! Hahahaha!

And they are still coming!  dodo keeps buying and tributing every day.  Last week was $500 every day, a $1,100 Amazon gift card for the items he couldn’t buy, and today I woke up to another $1000.  Isn’t life MY LIFE GRAND!

I also got another $1000 from zero.  This Queen Bee addict tributed a long time ago and disappeared for awhile - had a Membersomenumber name - so I call him zero. 

Psst….

psst….

hey zero….

Send 30 more of those thousand-dollar-drops….and don’t call Me until the 30 days is up.

I also made a phone call last week. Let’s just say it was a friendly reminder that ended in Me receiving an overnight envelope of $3000.  I do love a perfect catch-22.

Mmmmm….

Anyway, now that I can finally speak again - I’m going to record some audio.  I have a thousand painful ideas I must inflict upon you.

P.S. In the last month, lardbelly has eaten: dirt, alot of trashed food including a mummy chicken ROFLMAO!!!, department store flyers AND the contents of a petri dish (MY PERSONAL FUCKING FAVORITE! WHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAA!)

To elastrate, or not to elastrate…

I REALLY don’t think this little boy wants Me to have control of the elastrator…..

Hi my name is steven, age 28. I am writing to see if you like to do severe damage to a guys balls. I am into heavy cbt and would love to someone as sexy as you take the life from my balls. I live on a farm and have a special banding tool “elastrator” used to castrate livestock. This tool places a tiny elastic band around the balls, then this band crushes the blood vessels cutting off the bloodflow to the balls. This band is made for castration and would be extremly dangerous to my balls, but if you want to you can make me put a band around my own balls. Once on this band can be cut off, but i would honestly leave it on as long as you want. Let me know if you like this idea, and if so, i can call and let you cut off the circulation to my poor balls for as long as you want.
 

….for the simple reason that “as long as you want” translates in Goddess to sayonara testes.

St. Valentine’s Day Massacre

Today, most of My boys got to bleed for Goddess in green…and red.

dodo sent another $1,000 and bought everything on My WANTlist once again.  My entranced birdy has purchased $16,000 of goodies for Goddess in what, two weeks?  

dedorko overnighted $2,000 cash and sent an AMAZING bouquet of exotic flowers that smell phenomenal.  I must find out what they are - I have NEVER smelled flowers so divine in My life! 

Other tributes for Aphrodite in the flesh:
zero - $1,000  (what a bizarre accompanying email…maybe I’ll post it tomorrow…)
hopeless - $650 (atrophy is what happens to it….HAHAHA)
lardbelly - $400 (tonight’s dumpster diving feast for porky:  kitty litter GROSS PUKE!!!)
randomloser - $400

There were also seven $100 tributes from various boys - some I know, some I do not.  I noticed.  You’re simply not worth mentioning right now.

Also I’ve gone from a smothering fascination to blood lust.  I bit david’s wrist until it bled.  Little droplets of life. All Mine. His orgasm was instant. It was an extraordinarily powerful moment.   

Then there were the thorns on the fragrant Angel face roses ( I do believe he must have asked the florist to leave them on, the little masochist) he brought Me…

His inner thighs look like a polka dot predator was on the loose.  His penis cried.

It’s dodo’s fault really.  All the gifts and the large daily tributes have aroused Me immensely. 

I’m exhausted…..yet still, I thirst for more.

 

Take his breath awaaaayyyyy…..

I picked up some 20+ Amazon boxes that dodo got Me from the post office today.  Yummy!

So I get them home, open them up….

and all I can think of is how I’d like to suffocate a boy with packing peanuts and bubblewrap….

So that’s what I’m going to do tonight.

The rest of you get to wait.

I might be available later on this evening…say around 11 or midnight or so.  Then again, I might not. 

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