Am I PHENOMENAL or what?!!!
These gift certificates aren’t even counting the THOUSANDS of dollars of stuff My little birdy buys off Amazon directly. It’s hot, I know!!!! No - I’M HOT! And I don’t just mean sexxxxxy. I mean ACHINGLY GORGEOUS AND TRIUMPHANTLY BRILLIANT!
Yeah if I was you, I’d want to be Me too! The problem for you is this:
I am The Incomparable.
Copy every word I write…no seriously, DO IT! How about you just call your dusty Amazon wishlist a WANTlist or some other cute derivative of My Divine Vernacular?! I’m sure the boypigs will clear up those goodies in a blinding flash! HAHAHAHAHA! No! Try bleaching those brunette locks suicide blonde like Mine! WHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! They’ll love you, I promise! Oh, here’s a good one….take up HYPNOSIS! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
No wait! I’ve got the perfect solution!
Get on your dirty cock-smoking knees and grovel like the rest of the WORLD!
P.S. The secret’s in the sauce!
UPDATE 3-30-08:
There is really only one thing to say about this…..
Whatever Thee Goddess Wants, Thee GODDESS GETS!
Good day sunshine
I am soooo deliriously happy today! The sun is shining, the air is crisp and clean -
I’m so done with winter that I am forcing spring to get here! I ordered all new outdoor furniture and it arrived this week along with a massive amount of other goodies I’ll upload to the goodies page later =)
AND I woke up to 4 HUGE tributes and a smaller one….That’s almost better than a cup of tea =P
I’m off to play…..ciao junkies!
Have I told you lately that….
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Spread the word, ye little altar boys! Goddess is good, GODDESS IS GREAT! I told you a little over a year ago I’d be tearing the world’s heart to pieces and EVERYTHING I’ve said has been and will be MINE! And you don’t even know the HALF of it! Hahahahaha!
Yeeeeeeesssssssssss…..if you think some of the anecdotes I graciously bestow upon you in My Decadent Diary are unbelievable, you wouldn’t even FATHOM the things I don’t write about. Everytime I think I’ve topped My Divine Self, I pull a rabbit ten times the size of Asia out of My velveteen bag o’ trixies!
Awww….piqued your curiousity again, haven’t I? I didn’t mean it, I sweeeeeear. On the ex-priest’s bible! On the crippled freak’s mommy’s grave! I pinky swear. Cross My black little heart and hope you die. Hahahaha…
There are just some things that cannot be told.
Of course, there are also the things I inflict on the passing pigfuck that I simply forget about….using you for whatever pleasure I might be seeking that moment. And you know who you are.
But I, well…..I’ve forgotten about you already.
Or have I?
So they wonder…
I had a lump of yuck recently ask Me if I enjoyed making boys fatter, uglier, wimpier…etc. First of all, it sent it’s photo along with it’s email (how the camera did not shatter into a trillion pieces I know not) and I wondered, “Could it really get any WORSE than that?!”
I mean, this nasty of nasties is one step away from full on Jaba the Hutt.
After the acidic disgust subsided, I actually pondered the question. I assume jaba inquired due to what I’ve been inflicting on lardbelly aka the human garbage disposal. I didn’t bother to ever answer jaba directly, but I thought it would be a good topic to write about.
So the answer to the question is….depends, huh what? and, YES!
1. If the pigfuck is chunky, he’s not that productive. Lazy slaves are worthless to Me. If anything, I’d choose to whip their asses into something useful. However, sometimes one comes along that is particularly amusing (like lardbelly) and well, My sadism says, “Stuff the cunt full o’ Twinkies and isolate him from the last shred of his self esteem.”
2. Uglier? How is that possible? If you’re ugly, you’re pretty much ugly. Mother Nature got to you first and although She and I are often in cahoots on many a project, She’s done all the hard work for Me. I simply get to use it as a tool.
3. But wimpier….oh yeeeeessssssss! Machisimo has no place in My world. It is not necessary to be productive. In fact, it rather distracts them from the most important part of life - Me. I like a “yes” boy. I like turning macho boys into yes boys. Breaking them down is easy. I even like a challenge - because let’s just face it, I never lose.
So what it all really boils down to is mood. Most boys are uni-dimensional. I am a multi-faceted gem. That’s why a Girl must possess MANY slaves. So that on any given day, with any given mood - I can pick over My Hive and say,”You. You there. Crawl over here. Goddess wants to play.”
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Decadent Goddess
It is with great pleasure and satisfaction that I will torture, taunt, mesmerize, and control you...
I am the Decadent Goddess. The White Devil. The Queen Bee.
I AM YOUR DREAM COME TRUE.....