Goddess Gets…AGAIN! A new SUV for ME!
The Queen Bee: sounds like quite the predicament for you…
The Queen Bee: hard time typing?
birdy: It is It is, you know, i was thinking I spent 75 k in less than 2 weeks. 30k on car 25k on Amazon and 20 k in tributes, must be a new record
birdy: And yes I am , i cant type and look at you at th same time, its too hard:((
So do you like the new 2008 Mercury Mariner My little birdy was compelled to buy Me?
I wanted something cute and black to be able to tote My boat around….
And the Mariner was the perfect choice….sleek, shiny and just gorgeous!
She’s a perfect fit….so soft, and yet so powerful at the same time.
One little wire transfer of $30,000 to the dealership and…….
VOILA! It’s Mine…..as usual.
I just adore those Versace sunglasses too – and considering how sunny and bright it is where I live, a Girl needs a pair (or 50) of gorgeous specs. =P
Oh and I also got most of the goodies from My recent shopping spree on Amazon. A few of My favorites:
I wanted a diamond bracelet, but I just abhor most diamond bracelets. I found this on Amazon and fell in love! They have had some gorgeous jewelry – I think I’ve almost cleaned them out! You can oggle the rest of My sparklies on the Goodies for Goddess page.
And I also got the new Macbook Air! This notebook is cuteness incarnate and aptly named – it’s light as a feather!
I haven’t got My new Mac desktop yet, but I did get the enormous $900 flatscreen monitor that goes with it:
And oh oh oh!!!!! Isn’t she ADORABLE?????
So I’m off to zip around in My new Mariner, visit some friends and enjoy the sunshine! You can sit at home and think about Me all day…..
Hehehe.
Who’s Your Mommy……?!
On this day of brunching with your birth canal…remember that she doesn’t matter anymore.
You see, I’m your Mommy now. I instruct you, I nourish you and I always know best.
I’m sure you want to visit Mommy’s WANTlists and buy Her a nice present – but they are all cleared out by Mommy’s best little birdy. The rest of you will have to jump a little quicker next time. But today, proper tributes to Mommy Dearest will be accepted.
Remember this as well…
The White Devil Strikes Again…$25,000 IN ONE DAY
I know, I know… I’m amazing in every possible way.
You do know what they say, don’t you?
The birdy’s been plucked again. I merely snapped My pretty fingers, and oh how high he jumped flew….hehehe. My Amazon WANTlists cleared out to the tune of $17,000 today. A Mac desktop and the new Mac Air notebook, a GORGEOUS $3,600 diamond bracelet and some other pretty things. =)
I also procured $5,000 in tributes earlier today from dedorko, admirer, hopeless and two new jumping piglets who have yet to be branded with a name, but appearing promising in servitude.
There were also several inflictions I conducted on the telephone, but I do not consider those tributees – even if I do make them pay $50 a minute to speak to Me.
Bow down. Worship the Power.
The Power is no fluke. The Power is no facade. The Power is real. The Power is divine. The Power is ME.
I reside inside of all of you, and I am never leaving.
There is only one path for you….
Have you not been graced with the newest ‘Irresistable’ photoset of The Queen Bee? Indeed, your world is lacking severely. Here’s a bit of sustenance for you, the underprivileged:
New vid
I’m off to see a movie For those of you waiting to talk to Me, I’ll be back after 10PM EST.
Pretty presents and a HOT tan
These are a few of My favorite pieces of jewelry that have come in the last few days! As I write this, the UPS boy just delivered a TON more boxes! OMG! Hehehehe I LOVE IT!
And the GORGEOUS armoire that all My sparklies get to reside in!
Oh, and HOT HOT HOT! I look stunning with a tan! I swear My skin is GLOWING and softer than ever. Here are some webcam snaps…..Yuuuuuummy!
I know, I know……….when you look at Me, you can’t help feeling even MORE inferior that you already are. You dream about being on your knees in front of Me, begging to be useful.
Oh stop already. We both know that you couldn’t possibly even function faced with My INTIMIDATING visage hovering above you. Your knees would shake, you’d swallow your tongue and be rendered inept. Or dead.
Hahahahaha!!!!!
P.S. That one was especially for youuuuuuuuuuuu!!!
MAJOR TEMPER TANTRUM!!!
Alright, I’m on a TOTAL rant! I just got a whole load of gorgeous jewelry delivered – I open up My pretty little packages and I’m all about My new anklets. It is summertime, so naturally I want pretty tootsies and cute ankles. But WTF?!!
Do they make these things for chicks with cankles or what!?!!!! They are HUGE! I mean granted, I have delicate and dainty ankles and wrists, but give Me a break! There is also no way to adjust them to non-cankle NORMAL size, which means I have to take them to a jeweler and have them adjusted.
ARRGHH!
AND………
WHERE IN THE HELL IS MY NINTENDO Wii?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was ordered MONTHS ago!!!!!!!
Fuck Nintendo and jewelry designers who design for chubby ankles! I HATE YOU!!
There. I’m done. =)
Dear Goddess,
I get these kind of emails all the time, and for the most part I ignore them. For whatever reason I decided to reply to this one a moment ago and thought the result was amusing. =)
The email:
Dear Goddess,
I would like to serve you, but I’m afraid that I am not worthy or wealthy enough. You are the most amazing Dominant Woman I have ever laid eyes on. I see you take so much from your slaves and I’m afraid that I’d lose My entire savings to you. But I can’t stop looking at your site and your pictures. I’m obsessed with you. I’m at work right now, and I should be working but I can’t stop thinking about you. I don’t know what to do. Please tell me what to do.
My reply:
boy,
See if you can follow. I’ve made it really easy for your mushy little mind to comprehend.1. You don’t “lose” anything to Me – you simply give to Me what is rightfully Mine.
2. You’re definitely NOT worthy. Your life ONLY has purpose IF you become My slave and please Me in said coveted position.
3. You’re probably NOT wealthy enough to be of much interest to Me – however, I’ll thoroughly enjoy taking everything you’ve got and then some. And I will get whatever I want from you.
4. What you get to do is go into the bathroom at your office and piss on yourself. You may then return to you desk and send Me $500 for that privilege.
The result:
Oh yeah, I got $900 from My birdy today too. But that’s not ALL!!!!!
I also got another one of these from him:
I’ll put up the rest later…..I’m getting goodies delivered right now!!!
Special Call Rate Today! Get It While You Can! SALE SALE SALE!!
Hahahahahaha…….
I’m feeling exquisitely cruel today.
Speaking with Me will cost you a mere $50 a minute. Today, tomorrow……mayhap forever.
Call Me today and get a little of that something speeeeeeecial you so deserve….
It’ll hurt….I promise.
Oh, and for the lot of pigfucks who emailed Me about becoming the beneficiary on your life insurance policies….
It’s a nice little fantasy for your to jerk your nasty dangle to, but let Me make this really clear.
If I don’t know you and you haven’t been of service to Me, fuck off with asking about it.
Ciao cunts….talk to you soon.
UPDATE:
Three Queen Bee addicts have dialed $ for $laughter so far!
The first freak was literally begging Me to let him put Me on his life insurance policy (this is TOTALLY cracking Me up now) I guess he works on some type of oil rig and it’s veryyyyy dangerous. It also mentioned that it completed My slave assignment “For Catholic Boys” I made it aware that instead of going to church, it was to stay home and pray to it’s true Deity – Moi. It just kept replying in the most robotic way…”Yes. Yes. Yes.” During the call, I received My new $500 gorgeous jewelry armoire (from dodo) delivered by the UPS boy! What a lucky fuck to get to hear Me tell UPS EXACTLY where I wanted the box to go. Hehehehe…
The second boy’s been watching for awhile and thought today was the PERFECT day to contact Me and deliver $1000+ on his knees while he got an earful of LOVE from Me. The funny thing was that I got 4 emails on Niteflirt saying “Wow!”. Wow? The White Devil getting a boy on the phone for a half an hour for $50 a min does not equate “WOW”. “Wow” worthy material can be read on My website under the aptly titled “Greatest Hits” section. Which, by the way, will soon be getting several updates =) HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Third phone freak calls. Immediately begs Me to RAISE the rate of the call. Well, unfortunately $50/min is the limit, or else I’d have been happy to make the unworthy suffer more. But Goddess is never without a plan! This little retard got to oink all the way home while he tributed Me a part of his savings for college. $800 MINE in a matter of minutes!
Decadent Goddess
It is with great pleasure and satisfaction that I will torture, taunt, mesmerize, and control you...
I am the Decadent Goddess. The White Devil. The Queen Bee.
I AM YOUR DREAM COME TRUE.....