Special Call Rate Today! Get It While You Can! SALE SALE SALE!!

Posted on May 2, 2008 
Filed Under Femdom

Hahahahahaha…….

I’m feeling exquisitely cruel today.  

Speaking with Me will cost you a mere $50 a minute.   Today, tomorrow……mayhap forever. 
Call Me today and get a little of that something speeeeeeecial you so deserve….

It’ll hurt….I promise.

Oh, and for the lot of pigfucks who emailed Me about becoming the beneficiary on your life insurance policies….

It’s a nice little fantasy for your to jerk your nasty dangle to, but let Me make this really clear.

If I don’t know you and you haven’t been of service to Me, fuck off with asking about it.

Ciao cunts….talk to you soon.

UPDATE: 
Three Queen Bee addicts have dialed $ for $laughter so far! 

The first freak was literally begging Me to let him put Me on his life insurance policy (this is TOTALLY cracking Me up now) I guess he works on some type of oil rig and it’s veryyyyy dangerous. It also mentioned that it completed My slave assignment “For Catholic Boys” I made it aware that instead of going to church, it was to stay home and pray to it’s true Deity – Moi.  It just kept replying in the most robotic way…”Yes. Yes. Yes.”  During the call, I received My new $500 gorgeous jewelry armoire (from dodo) delivered by the UPS boy!  What a lucky fuck to get to hear Me tell UPS EXACTLY where I wanted the box to go.  Hehehehe…

The second boy’s been watching for awhile and thought today was the PERFECT day to contact Me and deliver $1000+ on his knees while he got an earful of LOVE from Me.  The funny thing was that I got 4 emails on Niteflirt saying “Wow!”.  Wow?  The White Devil getting a boy on the phone for a half an hour for $50 a min does not equate “WOW”.  “Wow” worthy material can be read on My website under the aptly titled “Greatest Hits” section.  Which, by the way, will soon be getting several updates =) HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Third phone freak calls.  Immediately begs Me to RAISE the rate of the call.  Well, unfortunately $50/min is the limit, or else I’d have been happy to make the unworthy suffer more.  But Goddess is never without a plan!  This little retard got to oink all the way home while he tributed Me a part of his savings for college.  $800 MINE in a matter of minutes! 

Comments

2 Responses to “Special Call Rate Today! Get It While You Can! SALE SALE SALE!!”

  1. cassie4u on May 2nd, 2008 2:52 pm

    I saw you keep that lucky fuck on there for like 30 minutes! HAHA! You fucking rock girl 33>!

  2. Decadent Goddess on May 2nd, 2008 3:55 pm

    Thanks for noticing =P Yeah, I’ve just made that one send $500 more….hehehe.

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