Dear Goddess,

Posted on May 3, 2008 
Filed Under $5000, Erotic Hypnosis, Female Domination, Femdom, Femdom Hypnosis, Femme Fatale, Financial Domination, Financial Sadism, Financial Servitude, Financial Slavery, Gifts For Goddess, Greatest Hits, Huge Tributes, Laughing To The Bank, Sadism, Shopping Spree, Tributes, WANTlist, brainwashing, mind control

I get these kind of emails all the time, and for the most part I ignore them.  For whatever reason I decided to reply to this one a moment ago and thought the result was amusing. =)

The email:

Dear Goddess,
I would like to serve you, but I’m afraid that I am not worthy or wealthy enough.  You are the most amazing Dominant Woman I have ever laid eyes on. I see you take so much from your slaves and I’m afraid that I’d lose My entire savings to you. But I can’t stop looking at your site and your pictures.  I’m obsessed with you.  I’m at work right now, and I should be working but I can’t stop thinking about you.  I don’t know what to do.  Please tell me what to do.

My reply:

boy,
See if you can follow.  I’ve made it really easy for your mushy little mind to comprehend.

1. You don’t “lose” anything to Me – you simply give to Me what is rightfully Mine.
2. You’re definitely NOT worthy.  Your life ONLY has purpose IF you become My slave and please Me in said coveted position.
3. You’re probably NOT wealthy enough to be of much interest to Me – however, I’ll thoroughly enjoy taking everything you’ve got and then some.  And I will get whatever I want from you. 
4. What you get to do is go into the bathroom at your office and piss on yourself.  You may then return to you desk and send Me $500 for that privilege.

The result:

Oh yeah, I got $900 from My birdy today too.  But that’s not ALL!!!!!

I also got another one of these from him:

I’ll put up the rest later…..I’m getting goodies delivered right now!!!
 

Comments

One Response to “Dear Goddess,”

  1. subfluff4DG on August 3rd, 2008 4:52 pm

    Unworthy and so in need…we sure are screwed aren’t we. Hurting and hard, and loving it. And hating it. And begging for more. Isn’t it all so very wonderful!

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