Tis The Season…

Posted on December 9, 2008 
Filed Under Financial Domination, Financial Sadism, Financial Servitude, Financial Slavery, Greatest Hits, Huge Tributes, Laughing To The Bank, Shopping Spree, Slaves, They Love To Hate Me, Tributes, WANTlist

to drain you dry! 

It’s a little over a week into December and I’ve already spent $20,000 Christmas shopping. As usual, tiny wired 10K for My Xmas shopping exursions, birdy sent $7,000 in Amazon GCs, and dedorko squeezed out another $3,000 in cash in the mail. Yummy!

Speaking of which….while I have been terrorizing store clerks and mercilessly jacking up credit cards, another little sweetpeach decided to report Me to Niteflirt and get My listings suspended for……drumroll please…..having My P.O. Box on My website. Hahahaha!  Obviously, I’ll be having the webcunt replace that address and you’ll need to contact My directly for it.

It never ceases to amuse Me the lengths to which girlies will waste their time trying to stop Me! Emailing My boys, tattling on Me, etc.  So here’s a public service announcement and some advice – I figure you need it if you’re that desperate to sit behind a computer and launch baby bombs in an effort to evolve:

First of all, it’s pretty obvious that you’re bored honey.  No worries, there’s all kinds of stuff you could be doing!

Secondly, if your sights are set on Me, then you’ve probably got a little lesbian inside of you.  That’s okay, I know I’m completely irresistable to both sexes.  Here’s a little book you might wanna read.

I know….you’re broke and this financial domination thing isn’t working out for you.  You simply can’t get money like I get money and you seethe over it while brushing what teeth you have left.  Maybe you’re in the wrong area – try these ideas to make a little quick cash!  

And lastly, you’re one in a long line of obsessive fans over the last 2 years.  I am the Unstoppable.  Seek therapy for your powerlessness….or better yet submit to ME!

Comments

3 Responses to “Tis The Season…”

  1. David on December 10th, 2008 4:49 pm

    I find it incredible that having a P.O. Box on your web site is a reportable offense. NF must have a really arcane set of restrictions. Still, as they say, “The best revenge is living well.” You seem to be following that philosophy with your shopping extravaganzas.

  2. Decadent Goddess on December 11th, 2008 2:14 am

    I find it even more incredible that someone actually sifted through the enormous member agreement to find a tiny infraction to report Me on.

    But then again, I seem to create a multitude of obsessions, don’t I…

    By the way…I think it’s time for another book, david. This time I want a new one. Something interesting. Slip something nice and crispy inside. And shhhh…don’t tell your wife….

  3. David on December 11th, 2008 6:09 pm

    I think I can safely promise that I’m not going to tell my wife. If she found out, then you’d have to hypnotize her, too.

    As for a book, I’ll have to think about what might be interesting to you. I’ve been reading a lot about Differential Manifolds and Quantum Chromodynamics, but I’m not sure you would find those books to be real page turners.

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