Task

I want someone to find a phone that has the internet functionality of the iphone (ie. touch screen surfing) and the ease of phone and text capabilities like the LG NV (ie. regular phone buttons and flips open to an actually button qwerty keyboard). 

I hate the Blackberry Storm (awful texting on that “amazing” click screen).  I love the NV, but the internet capabilities fail miserably.

This will make Goddess much more available to you all this summer, and in general.

If you have any questions about what I like and what I want exactly, email.

A bone

Dearest little beasties of the general variety (ie. those not consistently serving, suffering and simply MINE),

I consider this journal a public venue, and have not been interested in updating it in….well, quite a awhile it appears.  As I mentioned, I’ve been tinkering with bodies, minds and bank accounts in real life, travelling and directing My devoted internet hive as I see fit.  If I have not made you Mine, then you don’t fall into that category.  Boohoo for you.

With that said, I’m ready to accept new boys online and torture the drivebys when I feel like it.  This does NOT mean I will spend My every waking moment behind a computer.  That is exponentially dull, and Thee Queen Bee does not do dull.  It’s summertime, and as those of you who have scanned My every word like scripture know, I’m a sun-loving, boating babe who does truly live a decadent lifestyle. 

To answer the many emails I’ve received:

I have not “left the lifestyle”.

If I’m not answering you, most likely I’m not interested enough in you.  Try harder. Or find someone who accepts complete incompetence.

I will be making new hypnosis MP3’s and videos.  I’m a perfectionist.  This means you wait for quality.

And lastly, I really can’t wait to torment all the new boys who’ve written.  Your submission is delicious.  I will consume you.