Siren Song for 2009-07-01

Posted on July 1, 2009
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I’ve done it. Devour My tweets little birdies…I know you want for them terribly. #
Told a boy he needed to be gagged. Too eagerly it asked,”With a red rubber ball??” My reply,”Nah, I’d prefer a filthy bum’s sock.” #
I’m half tempted to allow the Viagra spam through on My journal, if only to remind you of your multitude of inadequacies… #
Kicked guy in the nuts on the dancefloor of the Kingston Mines.Note to boys:Don’t touch Me, even when thou art weakened by My sensual dance. #

2 Responses to “Siren Song for 2009-07-01”

admirer on July 2nd, 2009 1:27 am

“a multitude of inadequacies” driven home by spam. This is why I adore the Queen Bee above all.
Decadent Goddess on July 2nd, 2009 2:53 am

I know, I know….

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