Siren Song for 2009-07-02

Posted on July 2, 2009
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My new “couple” can’t stop calling/texting Me. They want Me in Miami terribly. I love making them wait. #
Just checked one of My accounts….9G’s….while on vacation – 10 would have been better. #
Ate at Gibson’s – the restaurant Johnny Depp tipped a waiter $4000 at last week. Deppy should have given Me the 4G’s – the food was subpar. #
Nokia E75 is a GREAT suggestion for a new phone – but it doesn’t support Verizon and I don’t want the hassle of switching. Find Me a phone! #
Arabs love Me. And I love tenderizing rich, dark meat. It’s a win-win situation really. #
Michael Jackson = adolescent overdose. Farrah Fawcett = too much anal play. You = addiction to Thee Queen Bee. Dying can be worth it! #
I am The Magnet. I will pull it out of you. You will acquiesce. #
Research task: I have a desire to know all the movies ever made with a Women-ruling kingdom/world/island theme. Craft an exhaustive list. #
Mmmmnn…sandal and bag shopping on Amazon = 1 sweet hour of pure TINGLE. Clean up My WANTlist like you were licking My floor clean, boys.. #
Inquiries abound. Reply: Boys don’t dream of you being “mean” per se, they crave control. That is the art. One is an Artist, or one is not. #

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