Well…

you were going to get a new MP3 from Me today.  It’s seems, however, that Niteflirt is malfunctional again.  Eerily similiar to your penis when you try to fuck your girlfriend pillow….

It’s quite the MASTERpiece.  A little teaser…


It’s really time that NF updated their system.  I know they’ve made enough money from Me alone to accomplish that task.

Considering this is only one of My boys and considering that NF has already taken 30% off the top:

I’d say it was time to update to functional technology.

Oh, and there’s a whole lot more where that came from, but unfortunately we can’t have the jealous mouths squawking on Me, so boys, you can’t see it.  I’ll sum it up for you though – about $22,000 more in tributes and over $100,000 in Amazon gifts and gift certificates.  I’ve lost count of those.

Check My website - there are a few new pages of My gloriousness for you to imbibe.