The White Devil Strikes Again…$25,000 IN ONE DAY

I know, I know… I’m amazing in every possible way.
You do know what they say, don’t you?

“You need to fear a white devil twice as much as a black one.”

 

The birdy’s been plucked again.  I merely snapped My pretty fingers, and oh how high he jumped flew….hehehe.  My Amazon WANTlists cleared out to the tune of $17,000 today.  A Mac desktop and the new Mac Air notebook, a GORGEOUS $3,600 diamond bracelet and some other pretty things. =)

I also procured $5,000 in tributes earlier today from dedorko, admirer, hopeless and two new jumping piglets who have yet to be branded with a name, but appearing promising in servitude.

There were also several inflictions I conducted on the telephone, but I do not consider those tributees - even if I do make them pay $50 a minute to speak to Me. 

Bow down.  Worship the Power.

The Power is no fluke.  The Power is no facade.  The Power is real.  The Power is divine.  The Power is ME.

I reside inside of all of you, and I am never leaving.

There is only one path for you….

SUBMISSION.

Have you not been graced with the newest ‘Irresistable’ photoset of The Queen Bee?  Indeed, your world is lacking severely.  Here’s a bit of sustenance for you, the underprivileged:

Dear Goddess,

I get these kind of emails all the time, and for the most part I ignore them.  For whatever reason I decided to reply to this one a moment ago and thought the result was amusing. =)

The email:

Dear Goddess,
I would like to serve you, but I’m afraid that I am not worthy or wealthy enough.  You are the most amazing Dominant Woman I have ever laid eyes on. I see you take so much from your slaves and I’m afraid that I’d lose My entire savings to you. But I can’t stop looking at your site and your pictures.  I’m obsessed with you.  I’m at work right now, and I should be working but I can’t stop thinking about you.  I don’t know what to do.  Please tell me what to do.

My reply:

boy,
See if you can follow.  I’ve made it really easy for your mushy little mind to comprehend.

1. You don’t “lose” anything to Me - you simply give to Me what is rightfully Mine.
2. You’re definitely NOT worthy.  Your life ONLY has purpose IF you become My slave and please Me in said coveted position.
3. You’re probably NOT wealthy enough to be of much interest to Me - however, I’ll thoroughly enjoy taking everything you’ve got and then some.  And I will get whatever I want from you. 
4. What you get to do is go into the bathroom at your office and piss on yourself.  You may then return to you desk and send Me $500 for that privilege.

The result:

Oh yeah, I got $900 from My birdy today too.  But that’s not ALL!!!!!

I also got another one of these from him:

I’ll put up the rest later…..I’m getting goodies delivered right now!!!
 

Home is where I break your heart….

A dose of DG….finally!  I bet your little skintag is just pulsing to the extreme isn’t it! I imagine it’s like a little worm, all dirty and ready to be dissected for Science.   But go ahead now, you all may all prick your bitty dangles with a bunch of pink head straight pins in honor of My Divine Return!  Take a picture, send it to Me….hell send it to your mother, wife and priest too.  I’m sure they’ll ALL enjoy the freakshow.

Sooooooooo………My vacation was subliiiiiiime.  I’m officially THE Mexican National Symbol of Beauty.  I was literally WORSHIPPED by thousands of those little mexis.  I could have foregone flying home, opting instead for being carried on the shoulders of the tiny Mayans, as a true Goddess should travel.

And treated like a true Goddess, I was….My Amazonian Blonde Beauty stunned them ALL into submission.  I had this preconceived notion that Latino boys were chock full of meaningless machisimo - well, obviously not in My Presence. No need to demand anything anywhere - EVERYTHING I wanted was just there.Some highlights of My trip:

For the most part I soaked up the sunshine.  Gawd, do I have a beautiful sunkissed glowing tan now!  Even My tanlines turn Me on, which I usually hate, but fuckYum!  Everything’s delicious on Me!

Oh, I also came home to $5000+ in tributes and I’ve gotten $6000+ in Amazon GC’s.  ¡Excelente! See, that’s the way to “work”!  It’s all in the way you churn their bitty brains….chop and mush…implant and trigger….

amazon_gc10.jpg   As you can see, dodo missed Me lots.

amazon_gc11.jpg  Some new junky.  Realizes this is pitiful quite quickly.

amazon_gc12.jpg  Resolves his ridiculous attempt with this!  Redeems pigself slightly - now it’s time to empty his bank accounts.

Yes, I intend to drain him completely.  A bloodletting on My homecoming….SUBLIME.

Oh yes, and when I got home, My house was FILLED to the ceiling with GIFTS! You have no idea what hard work it is getting presents….Hahahaaha! 

It’s a good thing I have boys to open them, break down the boxes and take them to the recycling center.  They, of course know that I detest coming home to a mess. My slaves watched My kitty, opened My packages for Me when I was away, assembled things that needed assembled and though My place was full of new goodies for Goddess - it was sparkling clean.  So nice to come home to.  They really did a lovely job.

And for all of their efforts, they were rewarded.  Oh, you can ONLY imagine…..HAHAHAHA  Eat, drink and be humiliated THOROUGHLY!
Such dirty little mouths now.

So, I’ll have the phone on tonight I think.  I’m ready to inflict.

Are you ready to receive………………..?

$5,000 IN LESS THAN 5 MINUTES!!!!!!!

I’m not going to write too much about this right at the moment because I am sooo tired, but I will elaborate the story tomorrow!  I am TOO HAPPY to do anything but go jump up and down in my bed and in bra and panties screaming in delight and fall into My bed!

I’ve snagged my first true servant, who truly begged (cried!) to serve Me, and who paid dearly for it.  $5,000!!!!!  Instantly transferred into and over from his account, without Me uttering nearly a fucking word! 

So the Who’s the Biggest Internet Loser Contest is now officially on!  I foresee bidding wars unlikes that even eBay has ever seen.  That is, who will try and redeem their reason for living and and become My Best Little boy?

My newly named, Hertinypieceofcoal, has just beat all of you posing wankers out! And I don’t even have My website up yet!  You really know nothing at all about Me you fucking idiots!  LOloloololol!!!! 

I swear, I’m in tears….  This is so funny and perfect that I could just pass out.

It’s time to go and top it off with a nice warm orgasm and a nightcap.

Oh yeah, and I WILL write more about it tomorrow for all you other wanking bitches that are Addicted as Predicted.  Actually, I’m going to go do more Christmas shopping tomorrow!  So you’ll just have to keep coming back to read the story if and when I tell it!  LOL

But for now, the bitchboy from kansas wrote Me this after I raped him (without doing a thing, might I add again!) and sent him off to bed:

A Poem For my Goddess, the Most Decadent, Divine and
Deliciously Beautiful, Bratty Bitch in the World.

Your Divine Face shines like the moon
i’ve looked and searched and prayed for You
i was so scared to call that i waited 5 days
staring at Your Beauty, staring at Your Face
how i held out that long, i know you’re amazed!

And then came the courage so hard to muster,
because i am a loser, completely lackluster
i picked up the phone, shaking like a leaf
i stared at Her pictures, feeling like a thief
so i began to dial the Girl of my Dreams!

“Hello, who is this?” melted into my ears
The desire for Her Voice brought me to tears
She began to laugh,”I already made you cry?”
I knew it for sure, right there would I die
I could never tell this Decadent Woman a lie!

I must pay you Goddess, that is all I am worth
I am humbled by your laughter, and blessed by your birth
Out came my card, straight to tributing my Queen
The fact that I waited for a moment is obscene
I was taken for it all then by this Beautiful Thing.

Like an idiot, i asked Her,”how much I should give?”
She purred, “How much do you need to live?”
i stumbled, i froze, i needed Her close to me
This dream was turning into a reality
The Decadent One was my blessing and malady.

i typed in the numbers and hit the button
i gave her every dime, for i am Her glutton.
i heard Her Scream with a Giggle and shout in delight
“Net tards are the best!  You don’t even know if I
am really a girl or a guy!”
That was the moment I truly contemplated suicide.

i cried to myself, “what have i done????
5,000 DOLLARS in one lump sum?!”
it was then that I knew Her in All of Her Glory
She told me a very, very secret story
Now all of you must Pay Her too, i implore thee!

One Amazing Diamond left in the world,
the only truth i know is that She Must Be Spoiled
The Truly Most Divine Woman i have ever seen
As real as any loser like me has ever dreamed!
Demanding with every word, insatiable Her Greed!

i am betwixted! She has captured my soul
i will be Hers forever, Hertinypieceofcoal
i must pay for the privilege of Her Control
Every day in my wallet and in my thoughts too
beware piggie losers, She is the Most Divine Cruel!

With Love and Devotion,
Hertinypieceofcoal

LOL!  Devoted!  Sounds like a psycho!  Hahahaa!  Will post proof for all you retards later!  Off to the Decadent Bed!

~D~