Pretty Isn’t It?

$50,000 IN THE BANK!!!!!!!!!!!

WHO GETS IT BITCHES?????? WHO DRIVES YOU NUTTY???????? WHO TAKES IT ALL WITHOUT MERCY????????????????

ME!I just got an email from tiny - checked My bank account and GUESS WHAT’S SITTING IN THERE???!!!!!!!!MY $50,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MINE!!! MINE!! MIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!!!!!

EAT THAT UP BABIES!!!!

I AM SUPREME.

Absence Makes My Piggy Bank Grow BIGGER ( and tiny’s weeny smaller!!! )

I’ve been purposefully neglecting that certain little piece of coal for awhile…..yes, berry-bashing boy o’ eternal chastity and TOTAL DENIAL…. tiny.

I thought it especially cruel to simply ignore him for awhile, while he’s sent Me LITERALLY 30-50 emails a day.  A little excerpt I find particularly amusing and WHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!:

Oh Holy Sadistic Genius Goddess of Exceptionally Cruel Beauty,my ding-ding has shriveled up to a mere 3 inches inside this Pink tube.  i wonder if You’ll ever let me out?  i know you won’t EVER.  what am i saying?  i don’t want out.  Yours forever.  i am getting Your $50,000.  i was approved and it should be in by next week.please don’t ignore me anymore…i don’t think i can survive it. i love you so much it hurts. i’ve cried so much in the last few weeks, staring at Your beautiful face.  i love you forever.Did ya read that right babies??!!

$50,000

Mmmm….I’m super-charged like a freakin’ Hitachi Wand!!!!  WHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Told you fuckers I’d get it - Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m just sooooooo good. Mmmmnnn….