Well…

you were going to get a new MP3 from Me today.  It’s seems, however, that Niteflirt is malfunctional again.  Eerily similiar to your penis when you try to fuck your girlfriend pillow….

It’s quite the MASTERpiece.  A little teaser…


It’s really time that NF updated their system.  I know they’ve made enough money from Me alone to accomplish that task.

Considering this is only one of My boys and considering that NF has already taken 30% off the top:

I’d say it was time to update to functional technology.

Oh, and there’s a whole lot more where that came from, but unfortunately we can’t have the jealous mouths squawking on Me, so boys, you can’t see it.  I’ll sum it up for you though - about $22,000 more in tributes and over $100,000 in Amazon gifts and gift certificates.  I’ve lost count of those.

Check My website - there are a few new pages of My gloriousness for you to imbibe.

Recordings Galore!

Last night and today I was feeling particularly creative and deviant so I made up some lovely recordings and assignments for you little dorks to have the pleasure of buying. I EVEN made 4 free little clips - but please don’t think it was out of the kindness of My heart. I simply made them to manipulate you further and hook you permanently into My Machine.

Like I Would

The Truth About you and Me

Two Choices

My Rules, My Way

5 DECADENT RECORDINGS Butcher Knife Castration
You don’t need that little skintag! I’m going to chop it off!
5.43 mins - mp3 format - $35.00

Filthy Feet Tongue Bath
I make you lick the nastiest things off My Beautiful Feet!
6.06 mins - mp3 format - $35.00

Forced Cocksucking Goal
Everyone’s got goals! Listen to Mine!
3.22 mins - mp3 format - $25.00

Lardbelly Fatty Humiliation
Make sure you’re naked for this one tittyboy!
5.24 mins - mp3 format - $35.00

True Toilet Torture Story
The title says it all!
3.35 mins - mp3 format - $35.00

10 RECORDED SLAVE ASSIGNMENTS Slave Assignment #1 - For Catholic Boys
Guiding you into mortal sin - INSIDE a church!
2.17 mins - mp3 format - $15.00
Slave Assignment #2 - Victoria Secret Shopping Trip
It’s time for some new pretties!
1.16 mins - mp3 format - $15.00

Slave Assignment #3 - Creme de Menthe and a Cork
A recipe I’ve whipped up for the destruction of your dignity!
4.09 mins - mp3 format - $15.00

Slave Assignment #4 - Black Bra Man Whore
You’re going to the convenient store - but it WON’T be convenient for you!
2.45 mins - mp3 format - $15.00

Slave Assignment #5 - Shit Stain Pay Pig
Only you and I will know it’s really chocolate!
2.07 mins - mp3 format - $15.00

Slave Assignment #6 - American Pie Pig
I’m rotten to the core and you’re a freak!!!
1.30 mins - mp3 format - $15.00

Slave Assignment #7 - Subtle Sissy At Work
Will your boss, coworkers or employees notice??
1.36 mins - mp3 format - $15.00

Slave Assignment #8 - Cheat On Her With Me
You better pray she doesn’t find it - but you’ll probably pray she does!
2.41 mins - mp3 format - $15.00

Slave Assignment #9 - Brick Dick
CBT in the home and garden section!
1.51 mins - mp3 format - $15.00

Slave Assignment #10 - Breakfast With Goddess
SNAP! CRACKLE! ….Uh, you DON’T WANNA KNOW!
2.12 mins - mp3 format - $15.00
 

That should keep you occupied for awhile!  

ALSO, I want you ALL to sign up for an Alertpay account (www.alertpay.com) - it works just like Paypal, but it allows adult transactions.