Home is where I break your heart….
A dose of DG….finally! I bet your little skintag is just pulsing to the extreme isn’t it! I imagine it’s like a little worm, all dirty and ready to be dissected for Science. But go ahead now, you all may all prick your bitty dangles with a bunch of pink head straight pins in honor of My Divine Return! Take a picture, send it to Me….hell send it to your mother, wife and priest too. I’m sure they’ll ALL enjoy the freakshow.
Sooooooooo………My vacation was subliiiiiiime. I’m officially THE Mexican National Symbol of Beauty. I was literally WORSHIPPED by thousands of those little mexis. I could have foregone flying home, opting instead for being carried on the shoulders of the tiny Mayans, as a true Goddess should travel.
And treated like a true Goddess, I was….My Amazonian Blonde Beauty stunned them ALL into submission. I had this preconceived notion that Latino boys were chock full of meaningless machisimo - well, obviously not in My Presence. No need to demand anything anywhere - EVERYTHING I wanted was just there.Some highlights of My trip:
- Had a supremely beautiful snorkeling trip…..lots of magnificent sea creatures - much like Myself. =)
- I went scuba diving for the first time! It was amazing! I so should have done this sooner - I’m a total mermaid! =P However, I’ve discovered that Mexico is one of the most difficult places to dive, as the ocean has a very powerful undercurrent. But, I did it, and it was fabulous!
- Visited Chichen-Itza - completely awe-inspiring. Was supremely pissed that they do not allow you to walk up the main temple anymore. I was rather looking forward to that.
- Had the most amazing massage of My Life overlooking the beach. Tipped the masseuse $300. (P.S. That used to be your money HAHA!)
For the most part I soaked up the sunshine. Gawd, do I have a beautiful sunkissed glowing tan now! Even My tanlines turn Me on, which I usually hate, but fuckYum! Everything’s delicious on Me!
Oh, I also came home to $5000+ in tributes and I’ve gotten $6000+ in Amazon GC’s. ¡Excelente! See, that’s the way to “work”! It’s all in the way you churn their bitty brains….chop and mush…implant and trigger….
As you can see, dodo missed Me lots.
Some new junky. Realizes this is pitiful quite quickly.
Resolves his ridiculous attempt with this! Redeems pigself slightly - now it’s time to empty his bank accounts.
Yes, I intend to drain him completely. A bloodletting on My homecoming….SUBLIME.
Oh yes, and when I got home, My house was FILLED to the ceiling with GIFTS! You have no idea what hard work it is getting presents….Hahahaaha!
It’s a good thing I have boys to open them, break down the boxes and take them to the recycling center. They, of course know that I detest coming home to a mess. My slaves watched My kitty, opened My packages for Me when I was away, assembled things that needed assembled and though My place was full of new goodies for Goddess - it was sparkling clean. So nice to come home to. They really did a lovely job.
And for all of their efforts, they were rewarded. Oh, you can ONLY imagine…..HAHAHAHA Eat, drink and be humiliated THOROUGHLY!
Such dirty little mouths now.
So, I’ll have the phone on tonight I think. I’m ready to inflict.
Are you ready to receive………………..?
To elastrate, or not to elastrate…
“Accidental” Public Ballbusting!
Remember roastbeef? Well I went out last night and there’s beefy standing against the wall of the club I’m walking into. She totally tried to hide her face when I came strutting up, which I found rather amusing - but not as amusing as her idiotic dentist hubby coming up to Me later in the evening profusely apologizing for the “incident” and repeating like a broken record how beautiful I was. I kept berating him over and over, attempting to remove the fucker from My sphere……obviously he’s a dental doormat, because he just stayed there…..gross!
Ladies, if you ever find yourself in a public situation wherein some putrid fuckforbrains is hovering in your space, do as I do. I call it the “accidental ball bash”. Cross your legs, mark your target, and very quickly UNCROSS them dramatically - kicking your target in his cajones with all of your might. Pretending it was an “accident” is to assure that YOU do not get kicked out of where ever you might be. And it’s fun to mix up the idiot’s brain signals by looking like you are innocent, but giggling because you meant it!
Yeah, I smashed his tiny balls as hard as I could. I was in quite the mood last night without some dumbass in My face yammering away. He buckled in pain, spilled his drink all over himself and I swear I saw tears come to his eyes…hehehehe. Needless to say, he learned very quickly to avoid invading My space.
I was wearing just the boots for a ball-bashing too! These particular boots are so badass - black mid-calf army style with buckles. They are super comfy and I love wearing them but I’m really pleased I got to USE them!
I love kicking boys between the legs. Always have since ye olde days on the playground. Indeed, I love causing men phallic pain of any kind, but a swift kick to the nuts is hilarious to Me - especially when they aren’t expecting it!
I just shot out of bed too early! EEK! I need to go lie down again……I’m soooo sleepy still! I didn’t even get a chance to put on My jammies before I slid under the sheets last night, so I’m still in My clothes from last night. Scratch that - just the shirt actually, and panties. Pervert!
It doesn’t get any sexier than this at 6 o’clock in the morning fools!
My friend got Me this cute little tee as a present recently - she fondly calls Me the “Glittery Widow”……..hmmm, wonder what that’s a take on? Hehehehehe…….
Reading My journal again, you little addict?
It’s because you’re a dickless loser who needs to be locked in a closet for eternity!!
You only WISH it had been you that I kicked in the nuts last night….
I'll just strip your manhood and dignity away by bashing your wallet!
UPDATE: dedorko, truebornsinner, lardbelly, random loser and hopeless idiot cashtrated themselves for Thee Queen Bee today! A cool grand for Me while I was sleeping! Suckerrrrrsssss =P
UPDATE NUMERO DOS: Make that $1600! 3 more beta bungholes ponied up their pennies…..Member #0 (yeah, you’re a big zero - I’m not typing out that loooooong #), nathan, and another little fuckerbee that I’m calling kickmeplease. I SWEAR this nothing sounds JUST like this boy I used to torment in school! Is it destiny??? Has some little boy I picked on when I was like 10 returned full circle to spend his remaining days exactly where he’s ALWAYS belonged??!! Under My HEELS!!!!!! I was on the phone for like 5 minutes with this one…said a few things……….heard him whimper and then click! Hahahahahaha…….I think I scared him shitless. Awwww……you’ll call back. You all do. Once I get in your little brains…….you’re sweetly fucked for life.
Like david1519…another one who’s tried to “be a good boy and stay away”. This little Queen Bee addict confessed last night that he can’t even get it up for his girlfriend anymore….the only way the weak, impotent fool can muster a stiffy is when he’s DREAMING about ME laughing at his sorry ass! It’s all in the grand design…..
And zombiedrone molojono is like a fishy dangling from My Hypnotic Hook. I don’t have to do anything but THINK about him to reel him in, I’ve implanted My Being so deep into his brain. I took another $800 from him last night, while I made him into My human See and Say! I don’t think I’ve laughed so hard in months! This fucker is like a walking safari - the best animal sounds I’ve ever conjured! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Brand New and Busted Jewels
Some Ladies have had the opportunity to ballbust, but I wonder if any of you Ladies have ever had the fun little experience I had this week.
I don’t talk much about My two boys here, as it’s really none of anyone’s business what I do with them, but I just HAVE to tell this story as it was soooooo much FUN!
The boys have been slaving away on getting My packed-to-the-max garage cleaned out for My new photo studio. Being that they are professionals and not blue collar - a hard day of physical labor for these two is like watching two granddaddies huffing away. Most pathetic and ultimately amusing.
Anyway, after all of My specific directions and mean remarks, I decided to thank them - My Way! So, I made them drop trough, lined them up together on their knees and proceeded to kick them in their baby jewels repeatedly with My Pink Converse tennies!! It was seriously THE best freaking leg workout I’ve ever had in My Life! david to slave then david then slave!!!! Then, just for the hell of it, I made them turn around and I kicked their whiny little asses too! And THEN I did that fun little move where you kick under the ass and it smashes the balls.
Suffice to say, they were both crying like babies when I was done - and kissing My pretty Converse thanking Me through their tears.
Oh, and speaking of jewels, here’s a pic of Me wearing some new ones the mustang got. I’ll take some closer pics of them later - in the meantime, drool little bitches, drool!
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Decadent Goddess
It is with great pleasure and satisfaction that I will torture, taunt, mesmerize, and control you...
I am the Decadent Goddess. The White Devil. The Queen Bee.
I AM YOUR DREAM COME TRUE.....