Nursemaids, mummy chickens and the perfect catch 22

I think I played more video games last week than I did in My entire childhood! I totally got sick again…..but it’s over. 

Being out of commission and getting tributes and presents everyday makes it *almost* tolerable.  That and having a little bell to ring when I want something. 

slave was on vacation this week and he got to spend it being My nursemaid.  Sure, I’m a brat.  But when I’m under the weather, I am Damien from The Omen. Hahahahaha….I had him running around and doing so much that he literally passed out from exhaustion.   After graciously letting him sleep for a few, I rang the bell loud as hell, woke him up and yelled at him to get out at 2am. 

My house is immaculately clean now =)  I had BOXES and BOXES stacked to the CEILING!!!  My gifts strung out everywhere!  My house looked like Amazon.com! Hahahaha!

And they are still coming!  dodo keeps buying and tributing every day.  Last week was $500 every day, a $1,100 Amazon gift card for the items he couldn’t buy, and today I woke up to another $1000.  Isn’t life MY LIFE GRAND!

I also got another $1000 from zero.  This Queen Bee addict tributed a long time ago and disappeared for awhile - had a Membersomenumber name – so I call him zero. 

Psst….

psst….

hey zero….

Send 30 more of those thousand-dollar-drops….and don’t call Me until the 30 days is up.

I also made a phone call last week. Let’s just say it was a friendly reminder that ended in Me receiving an overnight envelope of $3000.  I do love a perfect catch-22.

Mmmmm….

Anyway, now that I can finally speak again – I’m going to record some audio.  I have a thousand painful ideas I must inflict upon you.

P.S. In the last month, lardbelly has eaten: dirt, alot of trashed food including a mummy chicken ROFLMAO!!!, department store flyers AND the contents of a petri dish (MY PERSONAL FUCKING FAVORITE! WHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAA!)

Could this be YOU? This COULD be YOU!

Mr. Acme is the President of The Acme Company, a design firm specializing in residential kitchens. The firm handles projects up to $250,000 throughout Connecticut. Mr. Acme is well known in the industry as an accomplished designer and project manager. He is well published and is commonly called upon as the keynote speaker at industry conventions.

Promises, promises.  Bad little pigfuck!

Don’t scramble too fast or anything….wouldn’t want you to get a splinter….

Hahahahahaha……

Wasn’t it niiiiiiiiice of Me to change your last name and NOT put up the other information right away?  Home phone, cell phone, work phone, website, family members.  You know – all the GOODIES I’ve got. Hehehehe……

Whatever will you do now?

I told you that I didn’t play like all the other little girls.

HAVE A GREAT DAY AT WORK!!!!!!!

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Mini’s First Time

While it’s not the best movie I’ve ever seen, the subject matter transported Me back in time. 

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0425253/

http://www.minisfirsttimethemovie.com/

Rent it, watch it, and think of Me – although, you’re already doing that aren’t you?  Oh please, continue….Hahahahaha!

I’m on a insomniac schedule again.  I suppose that will happen when One quickly obtains a pig in every city and every country.  The thrill and power of international reach.  I hear you squealing and squirming.  I suppose I shall have to make a map.  Stick a pin in for every little boy…..how appropriate.

There are so many of you now that I’ve begun to lose track of who’s sent what.  So if you’re looking for a mention, too bad.

I do know that I love mass mailing on Niteflirt/Keen.  I send out one picture I took recently and all day long………*ding ding ding ding DING*……….Account Credited.  Love that sound……mmm.  Love to watch the numbers raise all day.  I send out expensive pictures and you buy them.  You worship them – sending Me love letters all day that I giggle at.  

I think I’m going to turn My first extortion experience into a book.  I was writing a story, but it’s become so long and it keeps growing.  I was considering titles and one just came rushing to the forefront……….


Cherry Red

That was the color of My beloved Mustang I made doc buy.  Perfect title for now.  It may evolve into something else – it may not.

Even mean little Mini pales in My Divinely White Shadow…….just like you.

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Myspace and MORE MONEY!

To the cunt shoes who got My Myspace account deleted:

When you least expect it sweet tits…….

And in other news, I’m taking loads and loads of your dorky dough! You little losers have kept Me so busy in the last week or so, I haven’t even had time to write here!  You’re loving My new videos aren’t you??

So…..I spent $2500 on My credit card that tiny sent!!!  New spring clothes and shoes - I do LOVE to shop!  tiny has stopped crying and started accepting his path of ETERNAL chastity.  THANK FUCK!  I was starting to get really really annoyed.

Got $1000 out of truebornVirginMaryDefiler……..hahahaha – you are sooooooooooooo easy you catholic dork!  You’ll do anything I say!  I especially love it when you start stuttering……….WHOO!  I know it’s over then!

A newbie named docile24 came out of the woods with his slooooow dialup connection and sent $300 or so.  Then he went out and bought a pack of Marlboro Menthol Lights and pretended he was My ashtray!  He just loved the Ashtray Shopping Piggie recording so much!

I’m currently ignoring ginger until she answers My expensive question.

That cumwhipper guy stopped by again for a phone chat.  I don’t know if you all have ever heard or seen about this fellow, but trust Me – it’s nasty, but damn does it make Me laugh and feel especially evil.  The dorko whips his jizz up like a merengue and eats it.  Yep, that’s his fetish.  Sometimes he eats it with a bib and a baby spoon.  And the most disturbing part of it is that he eats other men’s too!!!  Yep, he’s tasted a couple of others.

And then when I suggested that I make him famous with a 30 Days of 30 Different Dude jizz whipping event, he declined on the note of safety!!! WAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAA!  AIDS????  You eat Parfait Cum Cups from strangers anyway???????  EEWWWWW!!!!!!!!

I’ll still get him to do it though……..because quite frankly I know he really wants to.  Don’t ya???? Vroom vroom!!! Dremel in motion!

I now have 5 blackmail applications completely filled out and verified.  jason, michael, don, steve r, steve b, and nathan – you best be hard at work.  I intend to take so much, you’ll fucking wish you were never so stupid.

More Money! More Gifts! More Piggies! More PMS! More Recordings! More Videos! More ME!

Mmmmmmmm………

You’ve been checking back everyday haven’t you? Waiting for My next installment of debauchery, wondering……

What is that Perfect Specimen of a Dominant Beauty doing right now?

She’d doing exactly what She set out to do … Demand. Obtain. Conquer!

Slaves around the world. Addicts begging for more. Boys doing WHATEVER I WANT, simply to amuse Me!

 

It’s the life………..Hahahahahahaaaaaaa!

 

I mean, what ELSE could you POSSIBLY OFFER ME????

On to Presents!!!!! I got the rest of My DVD shipment in from My broken mustang…….who’s sweating in Africa and pretending he’s sick to call off work! He better not miss too much though – that would NOT be beneficial to Me!

 

I got a new DVD player to go with:

 

Pretty jeweled periwinkle heels from our favorite blackmailed beeotch, billy d, the cukesucking texan!

 

Let’s see…………

tiny —- called Me literally crying, BEGGING to release him from chastity!!! Hahahahaha! He thinks he’s going to try to BUY his way out of it cause he’s got the BIG BUCKS. Oh no no NO…………not in this lifetime! I told you that you’re locked in it for eternity!!! You little chronic mastrubating monkey – you better thank Me with another $1500 right now that I don’t have YOUR ASS PLUGGED TOO!! With one of those HUUUUUUUUUUUGE pink ones I showed you. OUCH!!!!!! I’ll make you wear it to work too – you KNOW that I will. Except I’ll make sure you tie little jingle bells to the CB…………So SHUT UP and deal with it.

lardbelly —- All I have to say is EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! You further disgust Me every minute you breathe. When I finally get your chubby chickenshit hamhocks on cam, I WILL show the ENTIRE world what a rejected, NASTY manboobied freak you really are!! And no amount of money that you send will ever make Me like you! Send another $1000 now- I’m already vomitous with the thought of you in My mind!

truebornsinner — How’d that Virgin Mary feel????? HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

david1591 – So, do tell – Is MY picture under your mattress yet? We’re not a match, yet you can’t seem to stay way, can you? Mmmmmmmmm………delicious!

greypubed ottoman – No snot or yucky flu crap on My watch! Get better NOW! And stop paying all those other hussies……I want it ALL!

mustang —- whinny for Me. Now.

inky —- As I mentioned – I spent your little tribute that showed up in My PO Box before I EVEN got home. Send MORE. Write MORE. Take a pic of the panties and the lipstick and put it on your blog. I’ll get to you soon enough.

ginger – find that S.S. Minnow dress yet? If not, you’re hiring a seamstress to make it.

The things you freaks do to amuse Me: (Oh, and it’s “RINSING” socksucker……..)

 

I also managed to upload more of the recordings I made! You little sluts are buying them like hotcakes..keep it UP! The longer ones had to be divided into two parts because of Niteflirt’s sssssslllllllooooooowwwwwwwww upload problem – deal with it.

My Little Boy Box
I lock you into My little boy box that has 2 holes in it for VERY special reasons!
8.15 mins – mp3 format – $35.00

My Shopping Bitch
I publicly humiliate you in a shoe boutique while I rack up your credit cards!
8.00 – mp3 format – $35.00
 

Ashtray Shopping Piggie
I make you open your mouth and your wallet WIDE! Just like I *LOVE* it!
4.53 mins – mp3 format – $35.00
 

Slave Assignment #11 – 30 Days Of Fun Things To Put In Your Ass For My Amusement
The title says it all and This is a MUST LISTEN!!
10.51 mins – mp3 format – two parts

Part One: Days 1-15 $15.00
 

Part Two: Days 16-30 $15.00
 

I am off to get all dressed up and sexylicious to go out with My friends while you suckers sit at home or in your hotel rooms and pine for Me!  Write Me letters of adoration and love while I am out messing with boy’s heads and dancing!!!

*kisses*

Not for YOU dumdum!

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