Nursemaids, mummy chickens and the perfect catch 22

I think I played more video games last week than I did in My entire childhood! I totally got sick again…..but it’s over. 

Being out of commission and getting tributes and presents everyday makes it *almost* tolerable.  That and having a little bell to ring when I want something. 

slave was on vacation this week and he got to spend it being My nursemaid.  Sure, I’m a brat.  But when I’m under the weather, I am Damien from The Omen. Hahahahaha….I had him running around and doing so much that he literally passed out from exhaustion.   After graciously letting him sleep for a few, I rang the bell loud as hell, woke him up and yelled at him to get out at 2am. 

My house is immaculately clean now =)  I had BOXES and BOXES stacked to the CEILING!!!  My gifts strung out everywhere!  My house looked like Amazon.com! Hahahaha!

And they are still coming!  dodo keeps buying and tributing every day.  Last week was $500 every day, a $1,100 Amazon gift card for the items he couldn’t buy, and today I woke up to another $1000.  Isn’t life MY LIFE GRAND!

I also got another $1000 from zero.  This Queen Bee addict tributed a long time ago and disappeared for awhile - had a Membersomenumber name - so I call him zero. 

Psst….

psst….

hey zero….

Send 30 more of those thousand-dollar-drops….and don’t call Me until the 30 days is up.

I also made a phone call last week. Let’s just say it was a friendly reminder that ended in Me receiving an overnight envelope of $3000.  I do love a perfect catch-22.

Mmmmm….

Anyway, now that I can finally speak again - I’m going to record some audio.  I have a thousand painful ideas I must inflict upon you.

P.S. In the last month, lardbelly has eaten: dirt, alot of trashed food including a mummy chicken ROFLMAO!!!, department store flyers AND the contents of a petri dish (MY PERSONAL FUCKING FAVORITE! WHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAA!)

Could this be YOU? This COULD be YOU!

Mr. Acme is the President of The Acme Company, a design firm specializing in residential kitchens. The firm handles projects up to $250,000 throughout Connecticut. Mr. Acme is well known in the industry as an accomplished designer and project manager. He is well published and is commonly called upon as the keynote speaker at industry conventions.

Promises, promises.  Bad little pigfuck!

Don’t scramble too fast or anything….wouldn’t want you to get a splinter….

Hahahahahaha……

Wasn’t it niiiiiiiiice of Me to change your last name and NOT put up the other information right away?  Home phone, cell phone, work phone, website, family members.  You know - all the GOODIES I’ve got. Hehehehe……

Whatever will you do now?

I told you that I didn’t play like all the other little girls.

HAVE A GREAT DAY AT WORK!!!!!!!

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