Bubbles and Checkout Buttons

Before I sink into My warm candlelit bubble bath, I’m popping in to happily report that I received EVERY item from My post yesterday plus MORE!!

My little ottoman made Me very happy buying the Kate Bush Anthology!  And My broken mustang (still not TOTALLY accepting that he is broken yet!) bought Me everything else and some more things I wanted!  Well, actually I made him give Me his credit card number and I bought it all for Myself!  That’s how I ride the horsey!  Hard and fast and all the way to the checkout button!!  Riding crop in tow, of course.   Meeeeeoooowwwww……………pics to come….

Oh, yes, and My new microwave arrived – yippee!  Bye bye to the trusty college one!  HOWEVER, billy d better pray his little ass off that the post office cashes the $450 money order he sent – YOU DUMB FOOL!  You wrote Decadent Enterprises on the money order!!  Did I tell you to do that?? NO!  I said to send it blank.  

If you ever (and you will) send a money order to My PO BOX – leave it blank – I will fill it out.  Understood? Remember that I prefer cash!

Oh yeah, and to all the ladies buying My blackmail app – I truly hope you’re not considering using it for your own.  That’s a no-no and I simply won’t tolerate it.  That’s right boys – even other girlies look to Me for guidance in My devious ways.  I don’t mind helping them fuck you up, that’s for sure! But I spent alot of time on that app!  I suppose it’s really just more money for Me in the end….if you see a really terrifying blackmail app flying around – it’s probably Mine!

Although, I’d like to see them get someone to sign it.  I’ve got 5 of you already who filled out about 1/4 to half of it.  Mmmmmm……..I foresee dangerous liaisons.

Body needs warm bubbles……….bye bye boys!

The Most Terrifying Blackmail Application You’ve Ever Seen

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Once I’ve got you…..I’ll never let you out

What a Weekend!

Lots of new addicts!  Lots of money!  Lots of Me getting what I WANT! 

So, I’ll start with the broken one, My little pony, all huddled up in Africa.  This little piggie is so addicted that he writes Me flowery prose and then the next minute freaks out about every little thing.  He started out being such a little liar, but as you all should know by now…

I AM GOD and I AM OMNIPOTENT.

Now, this doesn’t mean that I will always put you through the ringer like billy d or james halton or steven kelly – God is sometimes merciful – just watch out for the White Devil….One never knows what She’ll do!

Anyway, so hambone=timothy=geoffrey=brokenmustang – Oh, I do like to ride! Spurs clicking, digging in….

He spoiled Me so well…..$2705 in two days……but I want MORE!  And I’ll get it, because he can’t refuse My beauty.  A video clip sent = Me getting whatever I want.  

Onto robert………My internet cafe junky.  I scared him into hiding with My greed, wanting more, demanding more…..making him touch himself in the internet cafe while a girl was sitting right next to him.  What a pervert!  Hahahahaha!  robert’s tally for one day: $410 – He ran when I demanded $200 more…….Hahahahaha!  I know he’ll be back as well – I’ve only just begun to torment him!

Another newbie – inky dinky.  He’s a broke ass little piggie, but he gets the privilege of paying for the toilet paper that wipes My Divine ass.  Oh yeah, and he started a blog about serving Me as well: inky_dinky.livejournal.com

It should be interesting after he gets his new webcam – poor little inky! HAhahahahaha!

And some new little slutboy listened to all My recordings and sent Me a $100 tribute while I was at dinner yesterday.  I bet you’re just dying to talk to Me aren’t you???

Current addicts:

Mytinypieceofcoal is now terrified after reading how I intend to keep him in chastity forever!  He’ll come to love every second of it (ironic pun intended!)  How could he not love it?? Knowing that the hottest, greediest Bitch on the planet has his little cock locked up and has perhaps already misplaced the keys???!!!  Hahahahaa!!!!

On to the fat bitch I love to mock – lardbelly.  This hog is simply disgusting.  I made him drink his own piss and eat a REAL shit sandwich on rye this weekend and nearly vomited listening to it!  He’s such a foul fucking hideous beast – the only thing he deserves to do is wallow in shit for the rest of his life – while he pays Me to do it of course! You disgust Me in everyway lardbelly – you’ll NEVER get a woman!!!!!!!! NEVER!!!!!  Oh, and believe Me, this grotesque pig wasn’t faking it – IT is truly a disgusting and pathetic waste of carbon who offered Me $25,000 to eat My poo!  YOU NAUSEATING, REPULSIVE SHIT SWALLOWING MAGGOT!!!!  I would NEVER, EVER, EVER give you the pleasure! GROOOOOOOOOSSSSSSS!!!

Fuckers that have it coming:

evan meeks.  25 year old little fuckface from Missouri who did a Paypal chargeback on Me. Thou shalt not giveth to Goddess and taketh away. Hell hath no fury. 

steven kelly.  You were gone for a week and now you’re back – I see EVERYTHING you are doing.  I have spies all over watching you.  NOTHING you do goes unreported.  Did you see the flyers in Sussex you little bitch?  The only reason I don’t have any photos is because truebornsinner doesn’t have a fucking camera.  You are so screwed cunt – I’m sending them to your neighbors next.  Boys, I also want you to call steve – I don’t care what time it is – it’s free phone sex time with this fag: 973-362-0110. UPDATE: This little piggy shut off his phone – it will only take a little while to find out the new number – even if it is unlisted. Stupid stupid boys.

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So Much Fun!!!

Had such a FUN weekend! An old girlfriend flew in from California on her way to NY and we just had a blast! She’s always known about My lifestyle, but when I showed her the damage I’ve done to you Internet junkies she just screamed with laughter!  We teased and tormented boys left and right this weekend, and even made one old fart pay for our cab rides all night long…LOL!  And NO, he did NOT get to ride in the cab with us….but he did follow us from club to club like a hungry little puppy.  I “accidently” spilled My dirty martini all over his very nice suit too – THAT was a total riot – especially when I berated him for standing too close to Me and had him buy everyone at the bar another drink for his DUMB mistake! LOL

I had alot of nice tributes/taxes paid this weekend – $300 from loser4life, $500 from the newly dubbed lardbelly (how’d that flogger feel, fattass?!), $250 from smithsr999, who when he saw Me on My web cam had the following to say:

steve_bo_1999: wow
steve_bo_1999: perfection

All that and decadent as sin too! 

Also, a secret admirer keeps purchasing stuff from My Amazon list – this time it was a new webcam and a trackball mouse!  I don’t know if the same person keeps buying the stuff, but whatever!  You losers keep buying things, and I KEEP ADDING MORE! LOL

Which reminds Me – JANUARY is My birthday month dummies!  I want LOTS and LOTS and LOTS of presents to open this month!  Get to My wishlist and make Me a happy birthday girl!

Oh yes, and I forgot to mention that reuben tributed $500 last week, and I think he must be crying his little scotch-drinking eyes out that I didn’t say anything about it.  Poor ruby, must have got a bead stuck somewhere tight.

AND, last and least…..tinypieceofcoal.  You wormies must be reading My journal like the New York Times, because like 100 of you have asked Me why I named tiny what I did.  Here’s My answer:  NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! LOL

tiny got himself worked into a frenzy this weekend when I sent his hairy gross butt out to get a FULL BODY WAX.  He said that he cried like a widow at her husband’s funeral….AND I SAID, well it must not have been that bad, because I would have laughed at MY husband’s funeral……and when I said that, he instantly sent me another $700!!!!!!  Fucking lunatic!  ROFL!

I also got 2 new pairs of boots in the mail!  I cannot tell you how MUCH I ADORE GETTING GOODIES IN THE MAILBOX!  It’s like I open it and a choir of angels sing!  LOL  It’s soooooooo fantastic.

If you’re reading this journal, you SHOULD be buying Me something NOW!

P.S. steve zalinski did not pay when he was told to.  AND he’s now conveniently ”moving” so that supposedly his address is obsolete.  I say he’s a big fat liar and I am posting this blackmail slut’s address up here AGAIN, because he’s a smartass who can’t follow instructions.  Sooooooooooo………

Send steviepoo a gorgeous PINK envelope with KISSES all over it to:

stevepoo zalinski
167 Keyser Ave.
Taylor, PA 18517

I look at it like this – EVEN if he has moved, which I HIGHLY doubt, I want a shitload of pink cards to go this this house in this not-so-big town.  I’m sure that the postman is a HUGE GOSSIP and will notice the weirdness of all these LOVE NOTES!!! Hahaha….

OR

PAY UP steviepoo and STOP whining and asking for extensions on your PUNISHMENT!  

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