Santa baby, hurry up and bring Me some MORE!

My goodies started rolling in today!  I opened like 30 boxes and what should come on the radio but the timeless financial domination classic, “Santa Baby”.  How apropos!  

I had a blast opening everything – even though I know what’s coming, it’s still like a roomful of surprises. Love it!

So, in lieu of making this the longest present post ever, I’m just going to focus on My favorite – BOOTS!  You can see the rest of the presents I got on the Goodies! page.  Some of these are from a few weeks ago, but I just got around to having them edited.

This isn't even ALL of them! =P

And, last but not least, MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE PAIR I got today!

MY FAVORITE!

Somebody’s going to be licking these babies soon ;P

It’s now OFFICIALLY a 50K Christmas!  You boys really jump when I say jump, don’t you! ;)

All the gifts I put on My WANTlist last night are purchased, and I’m getting another $10,000 wire from tiny! That little clit-caged beast just can’t stand competition! Hehehehe….. This is in addition to the thousands of dollars I wrack up every month on the My credit card ala tiny’s bill.

It’s snowing here now.  It sparkles so beautifully….just like My eyes do when I’m spending all your moula =P

Happy Holidaaaaazzzzze……..hehehehe!

Xtravagant Xmas Shopping Spree continues!

I spent most of the day yesterday lounging around in My favorite black silk kimono robe with a laptop on My softly tanned thighs, click, click, clicking away on Amazon!  I added thousands of dollars of goodies including some Dolce and Gabbana bags, wallets, sunglasses, beautiful art, these gorgeous agate stone lighting pieces….and the most ORGASMIC boots! 

I was going to give the pathetic lurkers a chance to pleasure Me in some small way and let you all know that I had things I wanted, but imagine this – My Wantlists are all cleaned up ($15,000 of goodies for Goddess)  in a matter of hours!  My favorite boy is mostly responsible for keeping Me elated and glowing, but it appears that someone else might have purchased some items too.  And to top off My bountiful Yuletide, mysterymeat sends his first Amazon GC for $5,000!

 $20,000 in a few hours constitutes a shopping spree, wouldn’t you say? It’s a 40K Christmas so far….yummy!

I know this makes the rest of you feel completely inadequate…and I relish in it! However, there’s always a place for workerbees in the Divine Hive. One boy recently inquired:

Just a quick email enquirying if a sub, who cannot afford to tribute like Your favourites on Your blog tribute, can he still tribute You something in the region of a 100 or would he be wasting Your time

So, I will clarify on this point, as I am asked it often.  

It wouldn’t waste My time if you sent Me a smaller tribute like a single benji (they do stack so wonderfully though), however if you have some expectation that I’m some whiskey-swilling cam whore that’ll writhe around on a blowup mattress for your bitty buck – guess again assjack.

With that said, because of the recent surge in boys wanting to serve Me in any little way they can, I’m going to be creating opportunities for the lower caste to be a part of the Hive.  Although My bills and such are already taken care of, I can’t really think of too many small ways to allow you to serve Me in a useful and consistent manner.  So, I’ll allow you to apply for one of those and then My boys here can focus on investments, etc.

I’ll post them later.  It’s time for a bubble bath with those new oils I got that make My skin so phenomenally soft, you’d never believe that I was the cold, hard, gold-digging Bitch I am……….

if you could ever touch Me.

Bootgasm

Yes…I do believe I just had one. Mmmnn.  The first shipment of fall boots came in and I just got done trying them all on.  In My bedroom.  Where you’re not allowed.

I might take pictures of them later…a little peek.  Maybe a video.

My summer travels were fantastic, interesting and memorable.  I bought a new riding crop in late July. It now looks like I’ve owned it for 10 years.  Tears for breakfast.

I think it’s pretty obvious…but if you’re one of the incompetent horde that continues to message Me and can’t quite grasp what My silence means, I’ll spell it out for you….

I’ve deemed you useless.  In every way.  Thereby rendering you disadvantageous
to Me and ultimately, nonexistent.

With that said, I will be turning the phone line on this week and fucking with your brains will be My pleasure.

Sayonara babies…

 

Dicklette slams, two new boys and FUCK am I HOT!

My studio is excellent!  I did a shoot two nights ago and it was a blast.  I still have to figure out how to use everything and then teach My friends and whatnot, but it’s fantastic and it’s finally DONE.

Here’s a wallpaper that was made from one of the pics.  Download it, put it on your desktop and and stare for HOURS with Niteflirt open and send, send, SEND!

I Own YouI Own You

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I’ll put the whole photoset up soon.  There’s like 20 ultra-devastating pics for your brains to get all mushed up and stupid over. =P

And hey cuntboys, it’s My Birthday on the 19th.  One week away! I’ve been so busy I totally forgot about it!  Imagine that, Me forgetting about something to capitalize on…Hahahaha.

I haven’t updated My Amazon WANTlist in awhile, as I mentioned before – but I think I’ll click around and put some goodies on it, get rid of old stuff…..yada, yada.

So, on the matter of slaves and rejects of nature…..

The mustang has freaking malaria.  I’m rather upset that My Name isn’t on his will yet.  I wonder if he will get better or DIE??  It would be unfortunate if I missed out giving him a death kick with thigh high boots on…I think I’m sad now.

Hahahahahaaha!!!!!!!!!!!

fatcunt reported for doormat duty.  I made him sit in a tub of freezing cold water while whispering My sweet nothings in his ear.  I knew he was thirsty as hell, so after profusely begging Me to satiate his parched hole, I graciously allowed him to chug 16 ounces of yummy-licious contact lense solution!  I hear it creates terrible bowel issues the next day.  I do love to leave a lingering effect.

After freezing for quite awhile, manboobs-a-plenty got to take a scalding hot shower.  Wow, I’ve heard some screams in My life, but goodness!  Boy wonderless sounded like a dying rabbit! Hehehehe….

The grand finale was having him slam his lackthereof under the HEAVY toilet seat so many times I can’t remember.  It would have only been more satisfying had I been slamming it Myself.  You just can’t judge if they’re doing it right and HARD enough, you know…

Two new boys showed up on chat at the same time – that was a fun juggling act.  I’m taking thousands ($3,100 to be exact) from one, but the other one shows up in the middle of it and I only got $300 from him.  #2 also got Me a new bottle of Donna Karan Gold though, which was good, because My bottle’s almost gone.  I still have the little purse parfums mustang got, but I like the spray better.  Those little rollerball thingies have a sort of chemical smell, and I can’t tolerate it.

Yeah, I’d post “proof” (LOL, that term and the whole notion of it cracks Me up) but there are tattletales all over watching My every move, and it wouldn’t be prudent at this juncture. It’ll go in members only posts that you get the pleasure of paying out the ass to read.

And you thought only your faggot asses obsess over Me! Boys, girls…..My appeal knows no boundaries =P

Additionally, the other havoc I’ve been stirring up will also be in a members-only journal.  There are a few things that need to be worked out before I make passwords available – but keep your pervy eyes open for it soon.

Now get your inadequate shell over to My WANTlist and buy Me birthday presents =)

10G’s For GODDESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who’s the Greatest, Most Magnificent, Divine, Gorgeous, Intelligent, Deviant and Devilish WOMAN in the World?????????

MOI!  ME! MYSELF! I!

This is what I got in the mail today bitches – count and weep!  Worship and envy My greed and power.  I don’t just SAY I get what I want…..

I GET WHAT I WANT!


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Mmmmm……..there were boots too……….the smell of leather and cash.  An erotic cocktail of My FAVORITE THINGS!!!!!


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My little mustang is broken.  He is in love.  He is devoted.  He IS MINE! ALL MINE!

What have you other bitches done for Me lately???? Hahahahaahahahaa!!!  I don’t expect your whining and crying about how you don’t have this much either!  You’ll find a way.  Sell your crap. Get a loan. Beg and borrow………just get it!!!

Don’t even think I’m satiated……….I AM THE INSATIABLE.  This is like great sex………….I ONLY WANT MORE!!!! MORE MORE MORE!!!!

Terrifying isn’t it?  Hahahaahahaahahaahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Mmmmmmmmm………..the smell.  The sweet, sweet smell.  I’m going shopping and I’m going to celebrate tonight!

Send Me your souls while I’m gone……

Goodies For Goddess

I’ve been quite neglectful in posting photos all of the lovely gifts I’ve received.  I’m learning how to take photos with My $7,000 camera!!! =)

So, I’m posting a few photos of some items I’ve received here, until I can make a nice gallery for all of My little lovelies on My website. 

Okay, that’s ALL I can do right this moment.  These take so long to upload and post…..

Don’t forget, My sinful little toads – it’s still My Birth Month!!!  That’s right – we’re still celebrating =)

Someone needs to buy Me the phone I have on My Wantlist – it has 2 extra recievers along with the main base and I need them as you boys keep Me on the phone until it dies everytime!  Get it, got it? Good!