Just when you think you’re out…

Apparently, taking a photo of a cell phone screen is impossible with webcam or a regular camera, as there is electronic feedback and therefore the screen shows only light and no text.

If it wasn’t impossible to do, you’d be looking at a photo of My pretty pink phone with this text message:

223K sent! Better late than never… Enjoy your new home

Remember when I wrote that I was working on something GRAND?  Slipped My mind to mention it was several hundred grand for My brand new home!  You know how I love to make you wait though, don’t you? Toy with your minds, pushing and pulling, in and out.

Here’s a screenshot of the final month of payments:

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I can’t seem to access the others, but you get the idea.

I’m ecstatic, because I’m going to have all sorts of room! A new HUGE studio for photos and videos and a gorgeous walk-in closet!

Once I make the move, I intend to implement a new private area to My site.  There are far too many things I don’t care to write about in a public forum.  Juicy little details that you love to obsess over.  You know the ones. Hehehe…

So it will just be you and Me. Mmmm….

And, because I’m feeling so very generous, here’s an audio Holiday Message for you. Whilst listening, click here.

How does One reward…?

Consistent and large  tributes, complete devotion, unfailing obedience and a thorough consideration of all of My desires.  That’s a pretty perfect slave, don’t you think?  And, sure, I believe you should reward your good slaves every so often….

So tiny got to sit in a tub of freezing ice water and ice cubes for about an hour (with eternal chastity device still in place), while he listened to Me orgasm…..one wave after another.  The first scream was intoxicating, the whimpering was gourmet and the begging that ensued was heavenly – but it was the panic at about 37 minutes that got Me off.  Sheer panic.  But he would not move unless I gave him permission to do so.  That little boy’s mind is MINE.  Yummy…And here is how 2008 wrapped up for the Queen Bee:

 

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So many days missing in that picture. Such a shame. ;)

P.S.  I just released the Hypnotic Trinity.  A triad of mesmerizing, high resolution photos for you to get lost in.

Purchase them here:

Well…

you were going to get a new MP3 from Me today.  It’s seems, however, that Niteflirt is malfunctional again.  Eerily similiar to your penis when you try to fuck your girlfriend pillow….

It’s quite the MASTERpiece.  A little teaser…


It’s really time that NF updated their system.  I know they’ve made enough money from Me alone to accomplish that task.

Considering this is only one of My boys and considering that NF has already taken 30% off the top:

I’d say it was time to update to functional technology.

Oh, and there’s a whole lot more where that came from, but unfortunately we can’t have the jealous mouths squawking on Me, so boys, you can’t see it.  I’ll sum it up for you though – about $22,000 more in tributes and over $100,000 in Amazon gifts and gift certificates.  I’ve lost count of those.

Check My website - there are a few new pages of My gloriousness for you to imbibe.

Goddess Gets…AGAIN! A new SUV for ME!

The Queen Bee: sounds like quite the predicament for you…
The Queen Bee: hard time typing?
birdy: It is It is, you know, i was thinking I spent 75 k in less than 2 weeks. 30k on car 25k on Amazon and 20 k in tributes, must be a new record
birdy: And yes I am , i cant type and look at you at th same time, its too hard:((

 

So do you like the new 2008 Mercury Mariner My little birdy was compelled to buy Me?

I wanted something cute and black to be able to tote My boat around….

 

And the Mariner was the perfect choice….sleek, shiny and just gorgeous!

 

She’s a perfect fit….so soft, and yet so powerful at the same time.

 

One little wire transfer of $30,000 to the dealership and…….

 

VOILA!  It’s Mine…..as usual. 

I just adore those Versace sunglasses too – and considering how sunny and bright it is where I live, a Girl needs a pair (or 50) of gorgeous specs. =P

Oh and I also got most of the goodies from My recent shopping spree on Amazon.  A few of My favorites:

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I wanted a diamond bracelet, but I just abhor most diamond bracelets.  I found this on Amazon and fell in love!  They have had some gorgeous jewelry – I think I’ve almost cleaned them out! You can oggle the rest of My sparklies on the Goodies for Goddess page.

And I also got the new Macbook Air!  This notebook is cuteness incarnate and aptly named – it’s light as a feather!
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I haven’t got My new Mac desktop yet, but I did get the enormous $900 flatscreen monitor that goes with it:

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And oh oh oh!!!!!  Isn’t she ADORABLE?????

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So I’m off to zip around in My new Mariner, visit some friends and enjoy the sunshine!  You can sit at home and think about Me all day…..

Hehehe.
 

 

Who’s Your Mommy……?!

On this day of brunching with your birth canal…remember that she doesn’t matter anymore.

You see, I’m your Mommy now.  I instruct you, I nourish you and I always know best.

I’m sure you want to visit Mommy’s WANTlists and buy Her a nice present – but they are all cleared out by Mommy’s best little birdy.  The rest of you will have to jump a little quicker next time.  But today, proper tributes to Mommy Dearest will be accepted.

Remember this as well…

The White Devil Strikes Again…$25,000 IN ONE DAY

I know, I know… I’m amazing in every possible way.
You do know what they say, don’t you?

“You need to fear a white devil twice as much as a black one.”

 

The birdy’s been plucked again.  I merely snapped My pretty fingers, and oh how high he jumped flew….hehehe.  My Amazon WANTlists cleared out to the tune of $17,000 today.  A Mac desktop and the new Mac Air notebook, a GORGEOUS $3,600 diamond bracelet and some other pretty things. =)

I also procured $5,000 in tributes earlier today from dedorko, admirer, hopeless and two new jumping piglets who have yet to be branded with a name, but appearing promising in servitude.

There were also several inflictions I conducted on the telephone, but I do not consider those tributees – even if I do make them pay $50 a minute to speak to Me. 

Bow down.  Worship the Power.

The Power is no fluke.  The Power is no facade.  The Power is real.  The Power is divine.  The Power is ME.

I reside inside of all of you, and I am never leaving.

There is only one path for you….

SUBMISSION.

Have you not been graced with the newest ‘Irresistable’ photoset of The Queen Bee?  Indeed, your world is lacking severely.  Here’s a bit of sustenance for you, the underprivileged:

Dear Goddess,

I get these kind of emails all the time, and for the most part I ignore them.  For whatever reason I decided to reply to this one a moment ago and thought the result was amusing. =)

The email:

Dear Goddess,
I would like to serve you, but I’m afraid that I am not worthy or wealthy enough.  You are the most amazing Dominant Woman I have ever laid eyes on. I see you take so much from your slaves and I’m afraid that I’d lose My entire savings to you. But I can’t stop looking at your site and your pictures.  I’m obsessed with you.  I’m at work right now, and I should be working but I can’t stop thinking about you.  I don’t know what to do.  Please tell me what to do.

My reply:

boy,
See if you can follow.  I’ve made it really easy for your mushy little mind to comprehend.

1. You don’t “lose” anything to Me – you simply give to Me what is rightfully Mine.
2. You’re definitely NOT worthy.  Your life ONLY has purpose IF you become My slave and please Me in said coveted position.
3. You’re probably NOT wealthy enough to be of much interest to Me – however, I’ll thoroughly enjoy taking everything you’ve got and then some.  And I will get whatever I want from you. 
4. What you get to do is go into the bathroom at your office and piss on yourself.  You may then return to you desk and send Me $500 for that privilege.

The result:

Oh yeah, I got $900 from My birdy today too.  But that’s not ALL!!!!!

I also got another one of these from him:

I’ll put up the rest later…..I’m getting goodies delivered right now!!!
 

Soul to Sole (Life After Goddess Is STILL Serving Goddess)

So, My current focus is to have dedicated servants make Me the rightful beneficiary on their life insurance policies, as I have with My boys here.  Last night in My conversations with trigger (who, by the way, is still on an allowance that I dole out to him and I get the rest which equates to about $4,000 a month), something quite hilarious came up.

Read on….
 

The Queen Bee: I’m the only one you live for (-name edited-)
The Queen Bee: and I’ll be the one you die for.  I literally own your soul.
The Queen Bee: so it makes perfect sense, doesn’t it…

(long pause)

The Queen Bee: speak up, I haven’t got all day boy
trigger: of course it does but i’m afraid
The Queen Bee: Afraid of what? Death?
The Queen Bee: It’s inevitable
The Queen Bee: Deal with it
trigger: no thats not it
The Queen Bee: Well cough it up already
The Queen Bee: With the way you’re typing, you might as well be dying right now
trigger: i’m afraid YOU will have me killed

(I’m laughing hysterically)

The Queen Bee: Fear is a good thing
trigger: what does that mean
The Queen Bee: It means what it means
The Queen Bee: it’s a good thing to fear – it could save your life
trigger: ?
trigger: you are scaring me
The Queen Bee: you deserve it for thinking I’d risk MY HOLY VESSEL for life insurance that wouldn’t last Me a year dumbass
The Queen Bee: Now go gobble the trash up – and write yourself a note to call your attorney tomorrow.
trigger: yes Goddess
trigger: everything for YOU Goddess
The Queen Bee: Yes, EVERYTHING.

I really enjoyed twisting his brain.  trigger was allowed to phone Me later and I did it some more – only I stepped it up a million notches.  Needless to say, I made him cry, and that made Me laugh even harder.  It was a riot. =)

So today he messages Me and what does he have to report????  That I indeed will be the SOLE beneficiary on his $500,000 life insurance policy. 

So uh, anyone know where I could find a cheap hitman?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!   Relax, trig.  You’re worth more to Me alive.

That is, of course, if you maintain productivity…..

Home is where I break your heart….

A dose of DG….finally!  I bet your little skintag is just pulsing to the extreme isn’t it! I imagine it’s like a little worm, all dirty and ready to be dissected for Science.   But go ahead now, you all may all prick your bitty dangles with a bunch of pink head straight pins in honor of My Divine Return!  Take a picture, send it to Me….hell send it to your mother, wife and priest too.  I’m sure they’ll ALL enjoy the freakshow.

Sooooooooo………My vacation was subliiiiiiime.  I’m officially THE Mexican National Symbol of Beauty.  I was literally WORSHIPPED by thousands of those little mexis.  I could have foregone flying home, opting instead for being carried on the shoulders of the tiny Mayans, as a true Goddess should travel.

And treated like a true Goddess, I was….My Amazonian Blonde Beauty stunned them ALL into submission.  I had this preconceived notion that Latino boys were chock full of meaningless machisimo – well, obviously not in My Presence. No need to demand anything anywhere - EVERYTHING I wanted was just there.Some highlights of My trip:

For the most part I soaked up the sunshine.  Gawd, do I have a beautiful sunkissed glowing tan now!  Even My tanlines turn Me on, which I usually hate, but fuckYum!  Everything’s delicious on Me!

Oh, I also came home to $5000+ in tributes and I’ve gotten $6000+ in Amazon GC’s.  ¡Excelente! See, that’s the way to “work”!  It’s all in the way you churn their bitty brains….chop and mush…implant and trigger….

amazon_gc10.jpg   As you can see, dodo missed Me lots.

amazon_gc11.jpg  Some new junky.  Realizes this is pitiful quite quickly.

amazon_gc12.jpg  Resolves his ridiculous attempt with this!  Redeems pigself slightly – now it’s time to empty his bank accounts.

Yes, I intend to drain him completely.  A bloodletting on My homecoming….SUBLIME.

Oh yes, and when I got home, My house was FILLED to the ceiling with GIFTS! You have no idea what hard work it is getting presents….Hahahaaha! 

It’s a good thing I have boys to open them, break down the boxes and take them to the recycling center.  They, of course know that I detest coming home to a mess. My slaves watched My kitty, opened My packages for Me when I was away, assembled things that needed assembled and though My place was full of new goodies for Goddess - it was sparkling clean.  So nice to come home to.  They really did a lovely job.

And for all of their efforts, they were rewarded.  Oh, you can ONLY imagine…..HAHAHAHA  Eat, drink and be humiliated THOROUGHLY!
Such dirty little mouths now.

So, I’ll have the phone on tonight I think.  I’m ready to inflict.

Are you ready to receive………………..?

Am I PHENOMENAL or what?!!!

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These gift certificates aren’t even counting the THOUSANDS of dollars of stuff My little birdy buys off Amazon directly.  It’s hot, I know!!!! No – I’M HOT! And I don’t just mean sexxxxxy.  I mean ACHINGLY GORGEOUS AND TRIUMPHANTLY BRILLIANT!

Yeah if I was you, I’d want to be Me too!  The problem for you is this:

I am The Incomparable. 

Copy every word I write…no seriously, DO IT!  How about you just call your dusty Amazon wishlist a WANTlist or some other cute derivative of My Divine Vernacular?!  I’m sure the boypigs will clear up those goodies in a blinding flash! HAHAHAHAHA! No!  Try bleaching those brunette locks suicide blonde like Mine! WHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!  They’ll love you, I promise!  Oh, here’s a good one….take up HYPNOSIS! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

No wait! I’ve got the perfect solution!

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Get on your dirty cock-smoking knees and grovel like the rest of the WORLD!

P.S.  The secret’s in the sauce!

UPDATE 3-30-08:

There is really only one thing to say about this…..

Whatever Thee Goddess Wants, Thee GODDESS GETS!amazon_gc9.jpg