Home is where I break your heart….

A dose of DG….finally!  I bet your little skintag is just pulsing to the extreme isn’t it! I imagine it’s like a little worm, all dirty and ready to be dissected for Science.   But go ahead now, you all may all prick your bitty dangles with a bunch of pink head straight pins in honor of My Divine Return!  Take a picture, send it to Me….hell send it to your mother, wife and priest too.  I’m sure they’ll ALL enjoy the freakshow.

Sooooooooo………My vacation was subliiiiiiime.  I’m officially THE Mexican National Symbol of Beauty.  I was literally WORSHIPPED by thousands of those little mexis.  I could have foregone flying home, opting instead for being carried on the shoulders of the tiny Mayans, as a true Goddess should travel.

And treated like a true Goddess, I was….My Amazonian Blonde Beauty stunned them ALL into submission.  I had this preconceived notion that Latino boys were chock full of meaningless machisimo - well, obviously not in My Presence. No need to demand anything anywhere - EVERYTHING I wanted was just there.Some highlights of My trip:

For the most part I soaked up the sunshine.  Gawd, do I have a beautiful sunkissed glowing tan now!  Even My tanlines turn Me on, which I usually hate, but fuckYum!  Everything’s delicious on Me!

Oh, I also came home to $5000+ in tributes and I’ve gotten $6000+ in Amazon GC’s.  ¡Excelente! See, that’s the way to “work”!  It’s all in the way you churn their bitty brains….chop and mush…implant and trigger….

amazon_gc10.jpg   As you can see, dodo missed Me lots.

amazon_gc11.jpg  Some new junky.  Realizes this is pitiful quite quickly.

amazon_gc12.jpg  Resolves his ridiculous attempt with this!  Redeems pigself slightly - now it’s time to empty his bank accounts.

Yes, I intend to drain him completely.  A bloodletting on My homecoming….SUBLIME.

Oh yes, and when I got home, My house was FILLED to the ceiling with GIFTS! You have no idea what hard work it is getting presents….Hahahaaha! 

It’s a good thing I have boys to open them, break down the boxes and take them to the recycling center.  They, of course know that I detest coming home to a mess. My slaves watched My kitty, opened My packages for Me when I was away, assembled things that needed assembled and though My place was full of new goodies for Goddess - it was sparkling clean.  So nice to come home to.  They really did a lovely job.

And for all of their efforts, they were rewarded.  Oh, you can ONLY imagine…..HAHAHAHA  Eat, drink and be humiliated THOROUGHLY!
Such dirty little mouths now.

So, I’ll have the phone on tonight I think.  I’m ready to inflict.

Are you ready to receive………………..?

Giddyup trigger

During an surfing escapade today, that consisted of looking for a new bedroom suite - I happened upon this.  How it was that the search for the perfect boudoir lead to such a touching article, I sum up to the fascinating journey that is the Internet. 

I admit that by mac’s meandering standards…..I am a ruthless scam.  I am unethical by anyone’s “normal” standards and utterly self-absorbed.  I will place suggestions in recordings that are completely crafted to melt your mind into Mine and leave you unable to be weened.  I will manipulate you to get what I want, and you may not even be aware that I’m doing so.  But then again, you may. And you may enjoy it. You do enjoy it.

trigger enjoys it. A few months back, this little boy requested some custom hypnosis recordings from Me.  I am happy to report that they are indeed working in that ever-so-sordid way.  trigger has since gotten a long-awaited promotion at work due to My reinforcements and is not only sending Me every cent of that lovely raise, but is now in the process of a detailed budget outlining his basic needs.  All else goes to Me.

I am also putting the mustang on an allowance, but alas, being overseas creates a bit of a predicament when it comes to having a US account.  Damn 9-11.  However, I’ve come up with an alternative that I will be enforcing immediately.

 I could tell you how much, but it all gets very redundant, doesn’t it?

And tiny’s still working on selling that damn SUV.  Has it listed everywhere, and only a few bites, but no hook.  Perhaps the chastity device is not working for his focus, and I’ll need to look into castration.  Eunuchs make much more devoted slaves.

Many of you tried to contact Me today.  I spoke to some of you for a few moments. For those I did not speak to - I’m still a tad under the weather if you will, but there’s no need to toss yourself off  a building just yet.  I’ll be available by phone in a day or two.

 

Recordings Galore!

Last night and today I was feeling particularly creative and deviant so I made up some lovely recordings and assignments for you little dorks to have the pleasure of buying. I EVEN made 4 free little clips - but please don’t think it was out of the kindness of My heart. I simply made them to manipulate you further and hook you permanently into My Machine.

Like I Would

The Truth About you and Me

Two Choices

My Rules, My Way

5 DECADENT RECORDINGS Butcher Knife Castration
You don’t need that little skintag! I’m going to chop it off!
5.43 mins - mp3 format - $35.00

Filthy Feet Tongue Bath
I make you lick the nastiest things off My Beautiful Feet!
6.06 mins - mp3 format - $35.00

Forced Cocksucking Goal
Everyone’s got goals! Listen to Mine!
3.22 mins - mp3 format - $25.00

Lardbelly Fatty Humiliation
Make sure you’re naked for this one tittyboy!
5.24 mins - mp3 format - $35.00

True Toilet Torture Story
The title says it all!
3.35 mins - mp3 format - $35.00

10 RECORDED SLAVE ASSIGNMENTS Slave Assignment #1 - For Catholic Boys
Guiding you into mortal sin - INSIDE a church!
2.17 mins - mp3 format - $15.00
Slave Assignment #2 - Victoria Secret Shopping Trip
It’s time for some new pretties!
1.16 mins - mp3 format - $15.00

Slave Assignment #3 - Creme de Menthe and a Cork
A recipe I’ve whipped up for the destruction of your dignity!
4.09 mins - mp3 format - $15.00

Slave Assignment #4 - Black Bra Man Whore
You’re going to the convenient store - but it WON’T be convenient for you!
2.45 mins - mp3 format - $15.00

Slave Assignment #5 - Shit Stain Pay Pig
Only you and I will know it’s really chocolate!
2.07 mins - mp3 format - $15.00

Slave Assignment #6 - American Pie Pig
I’m rotten to the core and you’re a freak!!!
1.30 mins - mp3 format - $15.00

Slave Assignment #7 - Subtle Sissy At Work
Will your boss, coworkers or employees notice??
1.36 mins - mp3 format - $15.00

Slave Assignment #8 - Cheat On Her With Me
You better pray she doesn’t find it - but you’ll probably pray she does!
2.41 mins - mp3 format - $15.00

Slave Assignment #9 - Brick Dick
CBT in the home and garden section!
1.51 mins - mp3 format - $15.00

Slave Assignment #10 - Breakfast With Goddess
SNAP! CRACKLE! ….Uh, you DON’T WANNA KNOW!
2.12 mins - mp3 format - $15.00
 

That should keep you occupied for awhile!  

ALSO, I want you ALL to sign up for an Alertpay account (www.alertpay.com) - it works just like Paypal, but it allows adult transactions.