To elastrate, or not to elastrate…

I REALLY don’t think this little boy wants Me to have control of the elastrator…..

Hi my name is steven, age 28. I am writing to see if you like to do severe damage to a guys balls. I am into heavy cbt and would love to someone as sexy as you take the life from my balls. I live on a farm and have a special banding tool “elastrator” used to castrate livestock. This tool places a tiny elastic band around the balls, then this band crushes the blood vessels cutting off the bloodflow to the balls. This band is made for castration and would be extremly dangerous to my balls, but if you want to you can make me put a band around my own balls. Once on this band can be cut off, but i would honestly leave it on as long as you want. Let me know if you like this idea, and if so, i can call and let you cut off the circulation to my poor balls for as long as you want.
 

….for the simple reason that “as long as you want” translates in Goddess to sayonara testes.

Dicklette slams, two new boys and FUCK am I HOT!

My studio is excellent!  I did a shoot two nights ago and it was a blast.  I still have to figure out how to use everything and then teach My friends and whatnot, but it’s fantastic and it’s finally DONE.

Here’s a wallpaper that was made from one of the pics.  Download it, put it on your desktop and and stare for HOURS with Niteflirt open and send, send, SEND!

I Own YouI Own You

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I’ll put the whole photoset up soon.  There’s like 20 ultra-devastating pics for your brains to get all mushed up and stupid over. =P

And hey cuntboys, it’s My Birthday on the 19th.  One week away! I’ve been so busy I totally forgot about it!  Imagine that, Me forgetting about something to capitalize on…Hahahaha.

I haven’t updated My Amazon WANTlist in awhile, as I mentioned before – but I think I’ll click around and put some goodies on it, get rid of old stuff…..yada, yada.

So, on the matter of slaves and rejects of nature…..

The mustang has freaking malaria.  I’m rather upset that My Name isn’t on his will yet.  I wonder if he will get better or DIE??  It would be unfortunate if I missed out giving him a death kick with thigh high boots on…I think I’m sad now.

Hahahahahaaha!!!!!!!!!!!

fatcunt reported for doormat duty.  I made him sit in a tub of freezing cold water while whispering My sweet nothings in his ear.  I knew he was thirsty as hell, so after profusely begging Me to satiate his parched hole, I graciously allowed him to chug 16 ounces of yummy-licious contact lense solution!  I hear it creates terrible bowel issues the next day.  I do love to leave a lingering effect.

After freezing for quite awhile, manboobs-a-plenty got to take a scalding hot shower.  Wow, I’ve heard some screams in My life, but goodness!  Boy wonderless sounded like a dying rabbit! Hehehehe….

The grand finale was having him slam his lackthereof under the HEAVY toilet seat so many times I can’t remember.  It would have only been more satisfying had I been slamming it Myself.  You just can’t judge if they’re doing it right and HARD enough, you know…

Two new boys showed up on chat at the same time – that was a fun juggling act.  I’m taking thousands ($3,100 to be exact) from one, but the other one shows up in the middle of it and I only got $300 from him.  #2 also got Me a new bottle of Donna Karan Gold though, which was good, because My bottle’s almost gone.  I still have the little purse parfums mustang got, but I like the spray better.  Those little rollerball thingies have a sort of chemical smell, and I can’t tolerate it.

Yeah, I’d post “proof” (LOL, that term and the whole notion of it cracks Me up) but there are tattletales all over watching My every move, and it wouldn’t be prudent at this juncture. It’ll go in members only posts that you get the pleasure of paying out the ass to read.

And you thought only your faggot asses obsess over Me! Boys, girls…..My appeal knows no boundaries =P

Additionally, the other havoc I’ve been stirring up will also be in a members-only journal.  There are a few things that need to be worked out before I make passwords available – but keep your pervy eyes open for it soon.

Now get your inadequate shell over to My WANTlist and buy Me birthday presents =)

Brand New and Busted Jewels

Some Ladies have had the opportunity to ballbust, but I wonder if any of you Ladies have ever had the fun little experience I had this week.

I don’t talk much about My two boys here, as it’s really none of anyone’s business what I do with them, but I just HAVE to tell this story as it was soooooo much FUN!

The boys have been slaving away on getting My packed-to-the-max garage cleaned out for My new photo studio.  Being that they are professionals and not blue collar – a hard day of physical labor for these two is like watching two granddaddies huffing away.  Most pathetic and ultimately amusing.

Anyway, after all of My specific directions and mean remarks, I decided to thank them – My Way!  So, I made them drop trough, lined them up together on their knees and proceeded to kick them in their baby jewels repeatedly with My Pink Converse tennies!!  It was seriously THE best freaking leg workout I’ve ever had in My Life!  david to slave then david then slave!!!!  Then, just for the hell of it, I made them turn around and I kicked their whiny little asses too!  And THEN I did that fun little move where you kick under the ass and it smashes the balls.

Suffice to say, they were both crying like babies when I was done – and kissing My pretty Converse thanking Me through their tears.

Oh, and speaking of jewels, here’s a pic of Me wearing some new ones the mustang got.  I’ll take some closer pics of them later – in the meantime, drool little bitches, drool!

Hammer Time and The Human Ashtray

Well, he’s gone and done it.

After severely teasing tiny into a mad money-sending frenzy, the little not-so-chaste masturbating monkey boy tried to break his CB3000 with a frikkin’ hammer!!!!!!!!! BUT INSTEAD HE ONLY BASHED HIS LITTLE BERRIES!!!!!!!!  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

I must admit, I suggested it to him…..Hahahahaha!  In the midst of his continued crying about how he needed to bleed the dumbstick, I said, “You’re NEVER getting these keys back!!!  But you know, you could just go find yourself a hammer…..” 

I hear him walking, fiddling with drawers……The next thing I hear is CRACK!  SCREAM!    “my balls are bleeding!”

WahAHAHAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!  I was in tears laughing so hard, and made him hit it AGAIN AND AGAIN for being such a retarded chronic chicken-choker crybaby!

I thought his chastity panic attacks were over, but noooooooooooo!  Oh My, did I have something to do with that???

After I was done with hammering his cajones, I decided he needed to stick the hammer handle up his ass (with no lube) and jump around squeezing his cheeks while singing the lyric “IT’S HAMMER TIME!” at the top of his lungs!!! HAHAHAHAHA!  Then I made him sing “If I had a Hammer” while sitting/balancing ON the hammer in front of the computer so he could read the lyrics!!! 

he kept screaming, “i’m getting splinters in my sphincter!!!”   WHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!  I cannot even tell you how fucking hard I was laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Moral of this story:

I’m going to take ALL of your money, leave your balls BLACK and blue and you’re going to THANK ME FOR IT!

What I took from tiny today:
$2450 and every shred of dignity the prickless wonder had left.

So last night I punished another little roach for not doing the tasks that were required of him.  mr. 25 year old norsesub aka docile24  was forced to hold several burning Marlboro Menthol Lights in his mouth(ashes in) while I commanded that he send tribute after tribute.  I think the total was about $500.  he’s a college dork and was begging Me not to take anymore because his mommy was sick and he wasn’t going to be able to pay the rent!  Everytime he whined, I tagged on MORE MONEY. 

As the grand finale, he had to chew up the cigarette butts and swallow them!  drunk little ashtray piggie kept crying that swallowing My ciggies was making him sick, so I made him chug some whiskey as a chaser.  Mmmm….good eats!

But then the little cigslut begged for MORE!  Offered to burn My initials in his penis to gaze at Me smoking on cam! Hahahahaa!!!  But guess what, he couldn’t pay, so I said NO WAY!

AND I want you all to go see 300. ATP was right – this is a movie for gays and wannabe gays!  When you are watching it, imagine that I AM the Spartan King and I order My 300 sixpack stomached, muscle bound warriors to rape and beat your ass!!

It’ll be fun……Guaranteed!

Byyyyyyyye bitches!

Recordings Galore!

Last night and today I was feeling particularly creative and deviant so I made up some lovely recordings and assignments for you little dorks to have the pleasure of buying. I EVEN made 4 free little clips – but please don’t think it was out of the kindness of My heart. I simply made them to manipulate you further and hook you permanently into My Machine.

Like I Would

The Truth About you and Me

Two Choices

My Rules, My Way

5 DECADENT RECORDINGS Butcher Knife Castration
You don’t need that little skintag! I’m going to chop it off!
5.43 mins – mp3 format – $35.00

Filthy Feet Tongue Bath
I make you lick the nastiest things off My Beautiful Feet!
6.06 mins – mp3 format – $35.00

Forced Cocksucking Goal
Everyone’s got goals! Listen to Mine!
3.22 mins – mp3 format – $25.00

Lardbelly Fatty Humiliation
Make sure you’re naked for this one tittyboy!
5.24 mins – mp3 format – $35.00

True Toilet Torture Story
The title says it all!
3.35 mins – mp3 format – $35.00

10 RECORDED SLAVE ASSIGNMENTS Slave Assignment #1 – For Catholic Boys
Guiding you into mortal sin – INSIDE a church!
2.17 mins – mp3 format – $15.00
Slave Assignment #2 – Victoria Secret Shopping Trip
It’s time for some new pretties!
1.16 mins – mp3 format – $15.00

Slave Assignment #3 – Creme de Menthe and a Cork
A recipe I’ve whipped up for the destruction of your dignity!
4.09 mins – mp3 format – $15.00

Slave Assignment #4 – Black Bra Man Whore
You’re going to the convenient store – but it WON’T be convenient for you!
2.45 mins – mp3 format – $15.00

Slave Assignment #5 – Shit Stain Pay Pig
Only you and I will know it’s really chocolate!
2.07 mins – mp3 format – $15.00

Slave Assignment #6 – American Pie Pig
I’m rotten to the core and you’re a freak!!!
1.30 mins – mp3 format – $15.00

Slave Assignment #7 – Subtle Sissy At Work
Will your boss, coworkers or employees notice??
1.36 mins – mp3 format – $15.00

Slave Assignment #8 – Cheat On Her With Me
You better pray she doesn’t find it – but you’ll probably pray she does!
2.41 mins – mp3 format – $15.00

Slave Assignment #9 – Brick Dick
CBT in the home and garden section!
1.51 mins – mp3 format – $15.00

Slave Assignment #10 – Breakfast With Goddess
SNAP! CRACKLE! ….Uh, you DON’T WANNA KNOW!
2.12 mins – mp3 format – $15.00
 

That should keep you occupied for awhile!  

ALSO, I want you ALL to sign up for an Alertpay account (www.alertpay.com) – it works just like Paypal, but it allows adult transactions.