Giddyup trigger

During an surfing escapade today, that consisted of looking for a new bedroom suite - I happened upon this.  How it was that the search for the perfect boudoir lead to such a touching article, I sum up to the fascinating journey that is the Internet. 

I admit that by mac’s meandering standards…..I am a ruthless scam.  I am unethical by anyone’s “normal” standards and utterly self-absorbed.  I will place suggestions in recordings that are completely crafted to melt your mind into Mine and leave you unable to be weened.  I will manipulate you to get what I want, and you may not even be aware that I’m doing so.  But then again, you may. And you may enjoy it. You do enjoy it.

trigger enjoys it. A few months back, this little boy requested some custom hypnosis recordings from Me.  I am happy to report that they are indeed working in that ever-so-sordid way.  trigger has since gotten a long-awaited promotion at work due to My reinforcements and is not only sending Me every cent of that lovely raise, but is now in the process of a detailed budget outlining his basic needs.  All else goes to Me.

I am also putting the mustang on an allowance, but alas, being overseas creates a bit of a predicament when it comes to having a US account.  Damn 9-11.  However, I’ve come up with an alternative that I will be enforcing immediately.

 I could tell you how much, but it all gets very redundant, doesn’t it?

And tiny’s still working on selling that damn SUV.  Has it listed everywhere, and only a few bites, but no hook.  Perhaps the chastity device is not working for his focus, and I’ll need to look into castration.  Eunuchs make much more devoted slaves.

Many of you tried to contact Me today.  I spoke to some of you for a few moments. For those I did not speak to - I’m still a tad under the weather if you will, but there’s no need to toss yourself off  a building just yet.  I’ll be available by phone in a day or two.

 

Inquiring Minds Want To Know

No, I am NOT letting tiny out of chastity after he simply followed My orders and gave Me what was rightfully MINE anyway.  $50,000 doesn’t buy you an orgasm with Me.

When I say forever or until his dick rots off, that’s what I mean.

Does anybody remember when I put him in??! It seems to have slipped My Mind how many months or such I’ve had that twat locked up…

Awwww……..don’t worry tinypoo - I haven’t forgotten where the keys are….

Or have I???

Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!

Absence Makes My Piggy Bank Grow BIGGER ( and tiny’s weeny smaller!!! )

I’ve been purposefully neglecting that certain little piece of coal for awhile…..yes, berry-bashing boy o’ eternal chastity and TOTAL DENIAL…. tiny.

I thought it especially cruel to simply ignore him for awhile, while he’s sent Me LITERALLY 30-50 emails a day.  A little excerpt I find particularly amusing and WHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!:

Oh Holy Sadistic Genius Goddess of Exceptionally Cruel Beauty,my ding-ding has shriveled up to a mere 3 inches inside this Pink tube.  i wonder if You’ll ever let me out?  i know you won’t EVER.  what am i saying?  i don’t want out.  Yours forever.  i am getting Your $50,000.  i was approved and it should be in by next week.please don’t ignore me anymore…i don’t think i can survive it. i love you so much it hurts. i’ve cried so much in the last few weeks, staring at Your beautiful face.  i love you forever.Did ya read that right babies??!!

$50,000

Mmmm….I’m super-charged like a freakin’ Hitachi Wand!!!!  WHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Told you fuckers I’d get it - Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m just sooooooo good. Mmmmnnn….

Hammer Time and The Human Ashtray

Well, he’s gone and done it.

After severely teasing tiny into a mad money-sending frenzy, the little not-so-chaste masturbating monkey boy tried to break his CB3000 with a frikkin’ hammer!!!!!!!!! BUT INSTEAD HE ONLY BASHED HIS LITTLE BERRIES!!!!!!!!  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

I must admit, I suggested it to him…..Hahahahaha!  In the midst of his continued crying about how he needed to bleed the dumbstick, I said, “You’re NEVER getting these keys back!!!  But you know, you could just go find yourself a hammer…..” 

I hear him walking, fiddling with drawers……The next thing I hear is CRACK!  SCREAM!    “my balls are bleeding!”

WahAHAHAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!  I was in tears laughing so hard, and made him hit it AGAIN AND AGAIN for being such a retarded chronic chicken-choker crybaby!

I thought his chastity panic attacks were over, but noooooooooooo!  Oh My, did I have something to do with that???

After I was done with hammering his cajones, I decided he needed to stick the hammer handle up his ass (with no lube) and jump around squeezing his cheeks while singing the lyric “IT’S HAMMER TIME!” at the top of his lungs!!! HAHAHAHAHA!  Then I made him sing “If I had a Hammer” while sitting/balancing ON the hammer in front of the computer so he could read the lyrics!!! 

he kept screaming, “i’m getting splinters in my sphincter!!!”   WHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!  I cannot even tell you how fucking hard I was laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Moral of this story:

I’m going to take ALL of your money, leave your balls BLACK and blue and you’re going to THANK ME FOR IT!

What I took from tiny today:
$2450 and every shred of dignity the prickless wonder had left.

So last night I punished another little roach for not doing the tasks that were required of him.  mr. 25 year old norsesub aka docile24  was forced to hold several burning Marlboro Menthol Lights in his mouth(ashes in) while I commanded that he send tribute after tribute.  I think the total was about $500.  he’s a college dork and was begging Me not to take anymore because his mommy was sick and he wasn’t going to be able to pay the rent!  Everytime he whined, I tagged on MORE MONEY. 

As the grand finale, he had to chew up the cigarette butts and swallow them!  drunk little ashtray piggie kept crying that swallowing My ciggies was making him sick, so I made him chug some whiskey as a chaser.  Mmmm….good eats!

But then the little cigslut begged for MORE!  Offered to burn My initials in his penis to gaze at Me smoking on cam! Hahahahaa!!!  But guess what, he couldn’t pay, so I said NO WAY!

AND I want you all to go see 300. ATP was right - this is a movie for gays and wannabe gays!  When you are watching it, imagine that I AM the Spartan King and I order My 300 sixpack stomached, muscle bound warriors to rape and beat your ass!!

It’ll be fun……Guaranteed!

Byyyyyyyye bitches!

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