How does One reward…?
Consistent and large tributes, complete devotion, unfailing obedience and a thorough consideration of all of My desires. That’s a pretty perfect slave, don’t you think? And, sure, I believe you should reward your good slaves every so often….
So tiny got to sit in a tub of freezing ice water and ice cubes for about an hour (with eternal chastity device still in place), while he listened to Me orgasm…..one wave after another. The first scream was intoxicating, the whimpering was gourmet and the begging that ensued was heavenly – but it was the panic at about 37 minutes that got Me off. Sheer panic. But he would not move unless I gave him permission to do so. That little boy’s mind is MINE. Yummy…And here is how 2008 wrapped up for the Queen Bee:
So many days missing in that picture. Such a shame.
P.S. I just released the Hypnotic Trinity. A triad of mesmerizing, high resolution photos for you to get lost in.
Giddyup trigger
During an surfing escapade today, that consisted of looking for a new bedroom suite – I happened upon this. How it was that the search for the perfect boudoir lead to such a touching article, I sum up to the fascinating journey that is the Internet.
I admit that by mac’s meandering standards…..I am a ruthless scam. I am unethical by anyone’s “normal” standards and utterly self-absorbed. I will place suggestions in recordings that are completely crafted to melt your mind into Mine and leave you unable to be weened. I will manipulate you to get what I want, and you may not even be aware that I’m doing so. But then again, you may. And you may enjoy it. You do enjoy it.
trigger enjoys it. A few months back, this little boy requested some custom hypnosis recordings from Me. I am happy to report that they are indeed working in that ever-so-sordid way. trigger has since gotten a long-awaited promotion at work due to My reinforcements and is not only sending Me every cent of that lovely raise, but is now in the process of a detailed budget outlining his basic needs. All else goes to Me.
I am also putting the mustang on an allowance, but alas, being overseas creates a bit of a predicament when it comes to having a US account. Damn 9-11. However, I’ve come up with an alternative that I will be enforcing immediately.
I could tell you how much, but it all gets very redundant, doesn’t it?
And tiny’s still working on selling that damn SUV. Has it listed everywhere, and only a few bites, but no hook. Perhaps the chastity device is not working for his focus, and I’ll need to look into castration. Eunuchs make much more devoted slaves.
Many of you tried to contact Me today. I spoke to some of you for a few moments. For those I did not speak to - I’m still a tad under the weather if you will, but there’s no need to toss yourself off a building just yet. I’ll be available by phone in a day or two.
Inquiring Minds Want To Know
No, I am NOT letting tiny out of chastity after he simply followed My orders and gave Me what was rightfully MINE anyway. $50,000 doesn’t buy you an orgasm with Me.
When I say forever or until his dick rots off, that’s what I mean.
Does anybody remember when I put him in??! It seems to have slipped My Mind how many months or such I’ve had that twat locked up…
Awwww……..don’t worry tinypoo – I haven’t forgotten where the keys are….
Or have I???
Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!
Absence Makes My Piggy Bank Grow BIGGER ( and tiny’s weeny smaller!!! )
I’ve been purposefully neglecting that certain little piece of coal for awhile…..yes, berry-bashing boy o’ eternal chastity and TOTAL DENIAL…. tiny.
I thought it especially cruel to simply ignore him for awhile, while he’s sent Me LITERALLY 30-50 emails a day. A little excerpt I find particularly amusing and WHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!:
Oh Holy Sadistic Genius Goddess of Exceptionally Cruel Beauty,my ding-ding has shriveled up to a mere 3 inches inside this Pink tube. i wonder if You’ll ever let me out? i know you won’t EVER. what am i saying? i don’t want out. Yours forever. i am getting Your $50,000. i was approved and it should be in by next week.please don’t ignore me anymore…i don’t think i can survive it. i love you so much it hurts. i’ve cried so much in the last few weeks, staring at Your beautiful face. i love you forever.Did ya read that right babies??!!
$50,000
Mmmm….I’m super-charged like a freakin’ Hitachi Wand!!!! WHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Told you fuckers I’d get it – Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m just sooooooo good. Mmmmnnn….
Hammer Time and The Human Ashtray
Well, he’s gone and done it.
After severely teasing tiny into a mad money-sending frenzy, the little not-so-chaste masturbating monkey boy tried to break his CB3000 with a frikkin’ hammer!!!!!!!!! BUT INSTEAD HE ONLY BASHED HIS LITTLE BERRIES!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I must admit, I suggested it to him…..Hahahahaha! In the midst of his continued crying about how he needed to bleed the dumbstick, I said, “You’re NEVER getting these keys back!!! But you know, you could just go find yourself a hammer…..”
I hear him walking, fiddling with drawers……The next thing I hear is CRACK! SCREAM! “my balls are bleeding!”
WahAHAHAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! I was in tears laughing so hard, and made him hit it AGAIN AND AGAIN for being such a retarded chronic chicken-choker crybaby!
I thought his chastity panic attacks were over, but noooooooooooo! Oh My, did I have something to do with that???
After I was done with hammering his cajones, I decided he needed to stick the hammer handle up his ass (with no lube) and jump around squeezing his cheeks while singing the lyric “IT’S HAMMER TIME!” at the top of his lungs!!! HAHAHAHAHA! Then I made him sing “If I had a Hammer” while sitting/balancing ON the hammer in front of the computer so he could read the lyrics!!!
he kept screaming, “i’m getting splinters in my sphincter!!!” WHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA! I cannot even tell you how fucking hard I was laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Moral of this story:
I’m going to take ALL of your money, leave your balls BLACK and blue and you’re going to THANK ME FOR IT!
What I took from tiny today:
$2450 and every shred of dignity the prickless wonder had left.
So last night I punished another little roach for not doing the tasks that were required of him. mr. 25 year old norsesub aka docile24 was forced to hold several burning Marlboro Menthol Lights in his mouth(ashes in) while I commanded that he send tribute after tribute. I think the total was about $500. he’s a college dork and was begging Me not to take anymore because his mommy was sick and he wasn’t going to be able to pay the rent! Everytime he whined, I tagged on MORE MONEY.
As the grand finale, he had to chew up the cigarette butts and swallow them! drunk little ashtray piggie kept crying that swallowing My ciggies was making him sick, so I made him chug some whiskey as a chaser. Mmmm….good eats!
But then the little cigslut begged for MORE! Offered to burn My initials in his penis to gaze at Me smoking on cam! Hahahahaa!!! But guess what, he couldn’t pay, so I said NO WAY!
AND I want you all to go see 300. ATP was right – this is a movie for gays and wannabe gays! When you are watching it, imagine that I AM the Spartan King and I order My 300 sixpack stomached, muscle bound warriors to rape and beat your ass!!
It’ll be fun……Guaranteed!
Byyyyyyyye bitches!
Myspace and MORE MONEY!
To the cunt shoes who got My Myspace account deleted:
When you least expect it sweet tits…….
And in other news, I’m taking loads and loads of your dorky dough! You little losers have kept Me so busy in the last week or so, I haven’t even had time to write here! You’re loving My new videos aren’t you??
So…..I spent $2500 on My credit card that tiny sent!!! New spring clothes and shoes - I do LOVE to shop! tiny has stopped crying and started accepting his path of ETERNAL chastity. THANK FUCK! I was starting to get really really annoyed.
Got $1000 out of truebornVirginMaryDefiler……..hahahaha – you are sooooooooooooo easy you catholic dork! You’ll do anything I say! I especially love it when you start stuttering……….WHOO! I know it’s over then!
A newbie named docile24 came out of the woods with his slooooow dialup connection and sent $300 or so. Then he went out and bought a pack of Marlboro Menthol Lights and pretended he was My ashtray! He just loved the Ashtray Shopping Piggie recording so much!
I’m currently ignoring ginger until she answers My expensive question.
That cumwhipper guy stopped by again for a phone chat. I don’t know if you all have ever heard or seen about this fellow, but trust Me – it’s nasty, but damn does it make Me laugh and feel especially evil. The dorko whips his jizz up like a merengue and eats it. Yep, that’s his fetish. Sometimes he eats it with a bib and a baby spoon. And the most disturbing part of it is that he eats other men’s too!!! Yep, he’s tasted a couple of others.
And then when I suggested that I make him famous with a 30 Days of 30 Different Dude jizz whipping event, he declined on the note of safety!!! WAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAA! AIDS???? You eat Parfait Cum Cups from strangers anyway??????? EEWWWWW!!!!!!!!
I’ll still get him to do it though……..because quite frankly I know he really wants to. Don’t ya???? Vroom vroom!!! Dremel in motion!
I now have 5 blackmail applications completely filled out and verified. jason, michael, don, steve r, steve b, and nathan – you best be hard at work. I intend to take so much, you’ll fucking wish you were never so stupid.
More Money! More Gifts! More Piggies! More PMS! More Recordings! More Videos! More ME!
Mmmmmmmm………
You’ve been checking back everyday haven’t you? Waiting for My next installment of debauchery, wondering……
What is that Perfect Specimen of a Dominant Beauty doing right now?
She’d doing exactly what She set out to do … Demand. Obtain. Conquer!
Slaves around the world. Addicts begging for more. Boys doing WHATEVER I WANT, simply to amuse Me!
It’s the life………..Hahahahahahaaaaaaa!
I mean, what ELSE could you POSSIBLY OFFER ME????
On to Presents!!!!! I got the rest of My DVD shipment in from My broken mustang…….who’s sweating in Africa and pretending he’s sick to call off work! He better not miss too much though – that would NOT be beneficial to Me!
I got a new DVD player to go with:
Pretty jeweled periwinkle heels from our favorite blackmailed beeotch, billy d, the cukesucking texan!
Let’s see…………
tiny —- called Me literally crying, BEGGING to release him from chastity!!! Hahahahaha! He thinks he’s going to try to BUY his way out of it cause he’s got the BIG BUCKS. Oh no no NO…………not in this lifetime! I told you that you’re locked in it for eternity!!! You little chronic mastrubating monkey – you better thank Me with another $1500 right now that I don’t have YOUR ASS PLUGGED TOO!! With one of those HUUUUUUUUUUUGE pink ones I showed you. OUCH!!!!!! I’ll make you wear it to work too – you KNOW that I will. Except I’ll make sure you tie little jingle bells to the CB…………So SHUT UP and deal with it.
lardbelly —- All I have to say is EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! You further disgust Me every minute you breathe. When I finally get your chubby chickenshit hamhocks on cam, I WILL show the ENTIRE world what a rejected, NASTY manboobied freak you really are!! And no amount of money that you send will ever make Me like you! Send another $1000 now- I’m already vomitous with the thought of you in My mind!
truebornsinner — How’d that Virgin Mary feel????? HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
david1591 – So, do tell – Is MY picture under your mattress yet? We’re not a match, yet you can’t seem to stay way, can you? Mmmmmmmmm………delicious!
greypubed ottoman – No snot or yucky flu crap on My watch! Get better NOW! And stop paying all those other hussies……I want it ALL!
mustang —- whinny for Me. Now.
inky —- As I mentioned – I spent your little tribute that showed up in My PO Box before I EVEN got home. Send MORE. Write MORE. Take a pic of the panties and the lipstick and put it on your blog. I’ll get to you soon enough.
ginger – find that S.S. Minnow dress yet? If not, you’re hiring a seamstress to make it.
The things you freaks do to amuse Me: (Oh, and it’s “RINSING” socksucker……..)
I also managed to upload more of the recordings I made! You little sluts are buying them like hotcakes..keep it UP! The longer ones had to be divided into two parts because of Niteflirt’s sssssslllllllooooooowwwwwwwww upload problem – deal with it.
My Little Boy Box
I lock you into My little boy box that has 2 holes in it for VERY special reasons!
8.15 mins – mp3 format – $35.00
My Shopping Bitch
I publicly humiliate you in a shoe boutique while I rack up your credit cards!
8.00 – mp3 format – $35.00
Ashtray Shopping Piggie
I make you open your mouth and your wallet WIDE! Just like I *LOVE* it!
4.53 mins – mp3 format – $35.00
Slave Assignment #11 – 30 Days Of Fun Things To Put In Your Ass For My Amusement
The title says it all and This is a MUST LISTEN!!
10.51 mins – mp3 format – two parts
I am off to get all dressed up and sexylicious to go out with My friends while you suckers sit at home or in your hotel rooms and pine for Me! Write Me letters of adoration and love while I am out messing with boy’s heads and dancing!!!
*kisses*
Not for YOU dumdum!
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Recordings Galore!
Last night and today I was feeling particularly creative and deviant so I made up some lovely recordings and assignments for you little dorks to have the pleasure of buying. I EVEN made 4 free little clips – but please don’t think it was out of the kindness of My heart. I simply made them to manipulate you further and hook you permanently into My Machine.
5 DECADENT RECORDINGS Butcher Knife Castration
You don’t need that little skintag! I’m going to chop it off!
5.43 mins – mp3 format – $35.00
Filthy Feet Tongue Bath
I make you lick the nastiest things off My Beautiful Feet!
6.06 mins – mp3 format – $35.00
Forced Cocksucking Goal
Everyone’s got goals! Listen to Mine!
3.22 mins – mp3 format – $25.00
Lardbelly Fatty Humiliation
Make sure you’re naked for this one tittyboy!
5.24 mins – mp3 format – $35.00
True Toilet Torture Story
The title says it all!
3.35 mins – mp3 format – $35.00
10 RECORDED SLAVE ASSIGNMENTS Slave Assignment #1 – For Catholic Boys
Guiding you into mortal sin – INSIDE a church!
2.17 mins – mp3 format – $15.00
Slave Assignment #2 – Victoria Secret Shopping Trip
It’s time for some new pretties!
1.16 mins – mp3 format – $15.00
Slave Assignment #3 – Creme de Menthe and a Cork
A recipe I’ve whipped up for the destruction of your dignity!
4.09 mins – mp3 format – $15.00
Slave Assignment #4 – Black Bra Man Whore
You’re going to the convenient store – but it WON’T be convenient for you!
2.45 mins – mp3 format – $15.00
Slave Assignment #5 – Shit Stain Pay Pig
Only you and I will know it’s really chocolate!
2.07 mins – mp3 format – $15.00
Slave Assignment #6 – American Pie Pig
I’m rotten to the core and you’re a freak!!!
1.30 mins – mp3 format – $15.00
Slave Assignment #7 – Subtle Sissy At Work
Will your boss, coworkers or employees notice??
1.36 mins – mp3 format – $15.00
Slave Assignment #8 – Cheat On Her With Me
You better pray she doesn’t find it – but you’ll probably pray she does!
2.41 mins – mp3 format – $15.00
Slave Assignment #9 – Brick Dick
CBT in the home and garden section!
1.51 mins – mp3 format – $15.00
Slave Assignment #10 – Breakfast With Goddess
SNAP! CRACKLE! ….Uh, you DON’T WANNA KNOW!
2.12 mins – mp3 format – $15.00
That should keep you occupied for awhile!
ALSO, I want you ALL to sign up for an Alertpay account (www.alertpay.com) – it works just like Paypal, but it allows adult transactions.
What a Weekend!
Lots of new addicts! Lots of money! Lots of Me getting what I WANT!
So, I’ll start with the broken one, My little pony, all huddled up in Africa. This little piggie is so addicted that he writes Me flowery prose and then the next minute freaks out about every little thing. He started out being such a little liar, but as you all should know by now…
I AM GOD and I AM OMNIPOTENT.
Now, this doesn’t mean that I will always put you through the ringer like billy d or james halton or steven kelly – God is sometimes merciful – just watch out for the White Devil….One never knows what She’ll do!
Anyway, so hambone=timothy=geoffrey=brokenmustang – Oh, I do like to ride! Spurs clicking, digging in….
He spoiled Me so well…..$2705 in two days……but I want MORE! And I’ll get it, because he can’t refuse My beauty. A video clip sent = Me getting whatever I want.
Onto robert………My internet cafe junky. I scared him into hiding with My greed, wanting more, demanding more…..making him touch himself in the internet cafe while a girl was sitting right next to him. What a pervert! Hahahahaha! robert’s tally for one day: $410 – He ran when I demanded $200 more…….Hahahahaha! I know he’ll be back as well – I’ve only just begun to torment him!
Another newbie – inky dinky. He’s a broke ass little piggie, but he gets the privilege of paying for the toilet paper that wipes My Divine ass. Oh yeah, and he started a blog about serving Me as well: inky_dinky.livejournal.com
It should be interesting after he gets his new webcam – poor little inky! HAhahahahaha!
And some new little slutboy listened to all My recordings and sent Me a $100 tribute while I was at dinner yesterday. I bet you’re just dying to talk to Me aren’t you???
Current addicts:
Mytinypieceofcoal is now terrified after reading how I intend to keep him in chastity forever! He’ll come to love every second of it (ironic pun intended!) How could he not love it?? Knowing that the hottest, greediest Bitch on the planet has his little cock locked up and has perhaps already misplaced the keys???!!! Hahahahaa!!!!
On to the fat bitch I love to mock – lardbelly. This hog is simply disgusting. I made him drink his own piss and eat a REAL shit sandwich on rye this weekend and nearly vomited listening to it! He’s such a foul fucking hideous beast – the only thing he deserves to do is wallow in shit for the rest of his life – while he pays Me to do it of course! You disgust Me in everyway lardbelly – you’ll NEVER get a woman!!!!!!!! NEVER!!!!! Oh, and believe Me, this grotesque pig wasn’t faking it – IT is truly a disgusting and pathetic waste of carbon who offered Me $25,000 to eat My poo! YOU NAUSEATING, REPULSIVE SHIT SWALLOWING MAGGOT!!!! I would NEVER, EVER, EVER give you the pleasure! GROOOOOOOOOSSSSSSS!!!
Fuckers that have it coming:
evan meeks. 25 year old little fuckface from Missouri who did a Paypal chargeback on Me. Thou shalt not giveth to Goddess and taketh away. Hell hath no fury.
steven kelly. You were gone for a week and now you’re back – I see EVERYTHING you are doing. I have spies all over watching you. NOTHING you do goes unreported. Did you see the flyers in Sussex you little bitch? The only reason I don’t have any photos is because truebornsinner doesn’t have a fucking camera. You are so screwed cunt – I’m sending them to your neighbors next. Boys, I also want you to call steve – I don’t care what time it is – it’s free phone sex time with this fag: 973-362-0110. UPDATE: This little piggy shut off his phone – it will only take a little while to find out the new number – even if it is unlisted. Stupid stupid boys.
$605 Lunch Special with Stupid
So I get contacted by hambone69 (What a fucking ridiculous name!) and he messages Me with this:
I have been watching your streaming video over and over and bought your picture…I am totally at a loss. Can you help me?
Can I
He tells Me that he’s soooooooo nervous (one of those married old farts) and he needs Me to give him a little guidance – he says it’s his first time. Hahahahaha! OH yippee – a virgin.
Anyway, the fool buys My chat IDs and then throws them away! The old hag of a wife nagging his conscious or something?! So he ends up buying My chat IDs twice! $80 for three lines of text. Hahahahaha!
Then when I actually start to chat with him, I said that I would enjoy raping him and making fun of him. mr. dum-bone says he isn’t going to be raped by Me and he isn't here to be made fun of. Awwwwwwww………really?!!
BUY MY CHAT ID: How old are you?
slave_for_u_2007: 44 years old…maybe too old?
BUY MY CHAT ID: Not too old to be raped by Me
BUY MY CHAT ID: I like old farts – they’ve got more money for Me to take
BUY MY CHAT ID: And more things to make fun of
slave_for_u_2007: Sorry…this probably won’t work out. You are exceedingly beautiful but…I am averse to the idea of merely being raped and being made fun of. I suppose I just wanted to honor you but did not want to be abused..
slave_for_u_2007: I am merely weal when it comes to beauty…
slave_for_u_2007: I mean “weak”
BUY MY CHAT ID: You mean pathetic
BUY MY CHAT ID: I’ll make fun of you if I want
BUY MY CHAT ID: I’ll laugh at you
BUY MY CHAT ID: and if you don’t like it, you can most certainly leave
slave_for_u_2007: Bye
Ciao bitch! But I know he’ll be back – I KNOW it. Who can resist?
NO ONE!
And what do you addicted readers think happened?
That’s right – and hour or so later and I’m $605 richer and the pig is professing his love for Me.
Goddamn – I’m SOOOOOOO fucking faaaaaaabulous and EVIL!
When I say I’ve been breaking hearts and raping wallets since 1977 – it’s no lie bitches.

Oh, and, tiny – the keys have arrived. YOU ARE NEVER GETTING OUT!!!!! I’m takin’ ‘em to the grave with Me beeotch! Tucked inside My pantyhose, buried for eternity! I hope that last wank was a good one!!!! MuahahahahAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m off to watch a movie now – Yahoo is on for those of you who need their peabrains and credit cards fucked with!
