Well…

you were going to get a new MP3 from Me today.  It’s seems, however, that Niteflirt is malfunctional again.  Eerily similiar to your penis when you try to fuck your girlfriend pillow….

It’s quite the MASTERpiece.  A little teaser…


It’s really time that NF updated their system.  I know they’ve made enough money from Me alone to accomplish that task.

Considering this is only one of My boys and considering that NF has already taken 30% off the top:

I’d say it was time to update to functional technology.

Oh, and there’s a whole lot more where that came from, but unfortunately we can’t have the jealous mouths squawking on Me, so boys, you can’t see it.  I’ll sum it up for you though - about $22,000 more in tributes and over $100,000 in Amazon gifts and gift certificates.  I’ve lost count of those.

Check My website - there are a few new pages of My gloriousness for you to imbibe.

Quickie Dose of Decadence

Rejects of nature REJOICE!  The White Devil has deigned to bless your inconsequential day and turn on the drip for a moment. 

Now, go get the rubber band.  Wrap it around tightly. You need My dose. I know.

A quick fix, but never painless:

- The Cancun Contribution plate is up to $6800!  My trip is paid for ENTIRELY =), and now it’s time for shopping moula! 

- I’ve created a devastatingly enslaving new hypnosis Mp3.  It’s simply entitled “Obsession”.  I’m sure that all of you reading My Journal are quaint with that notion.  I decided to….well…. help you fall further down that endless spiral.  It’ll be fuuuunnnn….I promise. Hehehehe….

Purchase “Obsession” here:

With reference to My calamitous whispers….I’ve got two boys quite jumbled in their little brains right now.  dodo thought that he’d sent Me 100k by now, but it’s only about $65,000 so far with no end in sight!  I have coerced certain financial information from him (as well as every weakness he possesses) and I must say….yummy! 

And trigger made his way to the bank last week, signed up for a $25,000 home equity loan….and doesn’t remember a thing about it.  He sees the paperwork and messages Me….only to be entranced into the next step. 

lardbelly is officially a human garbage disposal.  He’s replaced that Mikey kid….he’ll literally eat ANYTHING for Me! Hahahahaha!!!

I dismissed the mustang for disobedience a month ago or so. Now he’s writing Me ludicrously long love letters.  Here’s one hilarious excerpt:

Accept the echo of the slave now banished as Your modicum of ghost. And here, upon the solid stone and granite of the person I will build the shrine for You and not a prison; here the altars will be built that magnify the human person and accepts the burden of the flesh but aspires to a liberation; and the flesh will be exalted in the elevation. The ought-Shrine ought to have been built long ago. Where all is what it ought to be; the tight and long drawn ought of possibility that caresses thought at midnight and makes companion in the silence of the silver moon. I love the otter of the ought, that chatter-ought and tighten taught the knot that ought to find the person to bind quite tight in spirit regulation and ligation.

My, do I churn exceptional grist for the poetic…  Oh heartache!  Oh devastation! Oh Goddess!

You see little boys…..you can read all about Me. You can stalk My videos on Youtube.  But nothing, absolutely NOTHING compares to submitting to Me directly….

It is an experience you’ll never forget.

I smell DEEEEEELICIOUS!

{Edit 3: dodo nearly cleaned out My ENTIRE “Enterain Me” WANTlist before he hit his credit card daily limit!  WHOO, but BOO!!!  Also, the party I was headed to was cancelled due to crappy weather =(  I HATE SNOW! So I’ll be available to torment after all. } 

{Edit 2: dodo’s gone and bought EVERYTHING off My Main WANTlist!}

{Edit: dodo’s up to $500  $700 tonight! $1500 for the week =} 

What a week!  I had a fabulous birthday party - some old friends from San Fran I haven’t seen in YEARS flew into Cleveland and it was a HUGE surprise. I literally screamed when I saw them, as these girls and I did some major stomping of the city {and boys!} together when I lived in the Mission. 

I finally took some pics of the gifts I got {I guess there are more on the way now!}

thumper got Me Chaos!!! Finally!  The eager-to-please, sweater-pissing, carrot-munching  dork did a great job on getting this - I literally have been sniffing Myself for days and delighting in My DELICIOUSNESS =P

thumper - I’ve got a carrot that needs a hole. Report for duuuuuty….NOW.

He also got the goodies below:

 

 

 

 

 

 

And tiny came in a the biggest loser YET AGAIN with this killer new system!  It’s not hooked up yet, as I’ve been hosting little soires all week.  I’m going to have a boy come over and do it soon though - MUST have the power!

Another new boy that’s listening to My hypnosis recordings sent Me $1100 in tributes.  I’ve literally never spoken to him directly.  He sent $200 every day this past week and $300 tonight. What a dodo! *wink* How well they work for Me…Yuuuummm…

I also took $600 from wombat on his first call last night.  Later in a chat, he was literally begging Me to take his financial information!  I contemplated for a moment, then I decided, why rush ….a slow burn is so much more torturous for him and enjoyable for Me….

Oh, and michael….you’ve got something waiting for you. Open it.

Speaking of  waiting, I also got My $500 that this little faggot from days past ”forgot” to send Me.  How I got it is none of your business, but I bet you’re dying to know, aren’t you? Hehehehe =) 

And it looks like you owe Me another Benji - cough it up fuckhead!

I don’t flirt the concept around lightly….I NEVER forget anything and I do ALWAYS get what I want in the end.

One way or another.

Pretty In Pink

I played with My new camera this morning! No photoshop, no makeup, bedhead galore, in My jammies and I’m still the seeeeeexiest Bitch you’ve ever seen!

I’ve got a birthday party to attend tonight….so it’s doubtful I’ll be available to the masses.  However, you can go check out My cute new tribute buttons (kudos to technosub for the idea and webcunt for the execution) and click them until your credit card bleeds for Me!

Ciao fucklettes!

Giddyup trigger

During an surfing escapade today, that consisted of looking for a new bedroom suite - I happened upon this.  How it was that the search for the perfect boudoir lead to such a touching article, I sum up to the fascinating journey that is the Internet. 

I admit that by mac’s meandering standards…..I am a ruthless scam.  I am unethical by anyone’s “normal” standards and utterly self-absorbed.  I will place suggestions in recordings that are completely crafted to melt your mind into Mine and leave you unable to be weened.  I will manipulate you to get what I want, and you may not even be aware that I’m doing so.  But then again, you may. And you may enjoy it. You do enjoy it.

trigger enjoys it. A few months back, this little boy requested some custom hypnosis recordings from Me.  I am happy to report that they are indeed working in that ever-so-sordid way.  trigger has since gotten a long-awaited promotion at work due to My reinforcements and is not only sending Me every cent of that lovely raise, but is now in the process of a detailed budget outlining his basic needs.  All else goes to Me.

I am also putting the mustang on an allowance, but alas, being overseas creates a bit of a predicament when it comes to having a US account.  Damn 9-11.  However, I’ve come up with an alternative that I will be enforcing immediately.

 I could tell you how much, but it all gets very redundant, doesn’t it?

And tiny’s still working on selling that damn SUV.  Has it listed everywhere, and only a few bites, but no hook.  Perhaps the chastity device is not working for his focus, and I’ll need to look into castration.  Eunuchs make much more devoted slaves.

Many of you tried to contact Me today.  I spoke to some of you for a few moments. For those I did not speak to - I’m still a tad under the weather if you will, but there’s no need to toss yourself off  a building just yet.  I’ll be available by phone in a day or two.

 

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