What a Weekend!

Lots of new addicts!  Lots of money!  Lots of Me getting what I WANT! 

So, I’ll start with the broken one, My little pony, all huddled up in Africa.  This little piggie is so addicted that he writes Me flowery prose and then the next minute freaks out about every little thing.  He started out being such a little liar, but as you all should know by now…

I AM GOD and I AM OMNIPOTENT.

Now, this doesn’t mean that I will always put you through the ringer like billy d or james halton or steven kelly – God is sometimes merciful – just watch out for the White Devil….One never knows what She’ll do!

Anyway, so hambone=timothy=geoffrey=brokenmustang – Oh, I do like to ride! Spurs clicking, digging in….

He spoiled Me so well…..$2705 in two days……but I want MORE!  And I’ll get it, because he can’t refuse My beauty.  A video clip sent = Me getting whatever I want.  

Onto robert………My internet cafe junky.  I scared him into hiding with My greed, wanting more, demanding more…..making him touch himself in the internet cafe while a girl was sitting right next to him.  What a pervert!  Hahahahaha!  robert’s tally for one day: $410 – He ran when I demanded $200 more…….Hahahahaha!  I know he’ll be back as well – I’ve only just begun to torment him!

Another newbie – inky dinky.  He’s a broke ass little piggie, but he gets the privilege of paying for the toilet paper that wipes My Divine ass.  Oh yeah, and he started a blog about serving Me as well: inky_dinky.livejournal.com

It should be interesting after he gets his new webcam – poor little inky! HAhahahahaha!

And some new little slutboy listened to all My recordings and sent Me a $100 tribute while I was at dinner yesterday.  I bet you’re just dying to talk to Me aren’t you???

Current addicts:

Mytinypieceofcoal is now terrified after reading how I intend to keep him in chastity forever!  He’ll come to love every second of it (ironic pun intended!)  How could he not love it?? Knowing that the hottest, greediest Bitch on the planet has his little cock locked up and has perhaps already misplaced the keys???!!!  Hahahahaa!!!!

On to the fat bitch I love to mock – lardbelly.  This hog is simply disgusting.  I made him drink his own piss and eat a REAL shit sandwich on rye this weekend and nearly vomited listening to it!  He’s such a foul fucking hideous beast – the only thing he deserves to do is wallow in shit for the rest of his life – while he pays Me to do it of course! You disgust Me in everyway lardbelly – you’ll NEVER get a woman!!!!!!!! NEVER!!!!!  Oh, and believe Me, this grotesque pig wasn’t faking it – IT is truly a disgusting and pathetic waste of carbon who offered Me $25,000 to eat My poo!  YOU NAUSEATING, REPULSIVE SHIT SWALLOWING MAGGOT!!!!  I would NEVER, EVER, EVER give you the pleasure! GROOOOOOOOOSSSSSSS!!!

Fuckers that have it coming:

evan meeks.  25 year old little fuckface from Missouri who did a Paypal chargeback on Me. Thou shalt not giveth to Goddess and taketh away. Hell hath no fury. 

steven kelly.  You were gone for a week and now you’re back – I see EVERYTHING you are doing.  I have spies all over watching you.  NOTHING you do goes unreported.  Did you see the flyers in Sussex you little bitch?  The only reason I don’t have any photos is because truebornsinner doesn’t have a fucking camera.  You are so screwed cunt – I’m sending them to your neighbors next.  Boys, I also want you to call steve – I don’t care what time it is – it’s free phone sex time with this fag: 973-362-0110. UPDATE: This little piggy shut off his phone – it will only take a little while to find out the new number – even if it is unlisted. Stupid stupid boys.

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If only the ignorant bitch could spell My name correctly! 

Listen to this broke brassiere-wearing faggot grovel here:
Download “Piece of shit”

I think you bitches have extended My PMS by displays of your sheer idiocy.  Heads are going to roll soon if you  don’t get to buying Me MORE gifts and sending Me MORE cash.  Don’t think so? Take note from Tommy fucking Tutone asswipe from Collarme who’s mama/wife/gf got a phone call at 1AM this morning in Youngstown! 

tiny – tomorrow you are going to to work with the pink plug up your ass all DAY!  No removing it – and if you EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, you KNOW what will happen.

Grrrrrrrrrrrr…………I am in such a man-destroying mood right now…..why don’t one of you little fuckstains call Me and see how long you can survive???

Hey Ms. DJ

Went out with friends last night and just had a blast….ooooh, but I’m paying for it today!  I haven’t drank in soooo long!  I went to the nightclub I used to DJ in when I was 19!  I had such a warm welcome back from everyone – they wanted Me to guest DJ for a block and I got the crowd going NUTS!!!!  It was a very cool early birthday celebration and a nostalgic little event.  I wore this hot royal purple ensemble with these new boots I got from humbleforYou- My little Mexican friend was telling Me all of his hombres were calling Me Madonna! LOL  I do love Madonna, and it won’t be the first time someone said I looked like this celeb or that one.  If I’m blonde or brunette or redhead, I’m always told I look like a celebrity…..I just tell them that I am a more than a celebrity – I’m Me! Original to the core, sweetheart =P

I did remember why I like gay bars better though – I can’t even get out on the dancefloor and get My boogie on because all of these macho-cocksters come up and try to hump on My legs – UGH UGH UGH!  In My usual fashion, I simply knock them away like the little insects they are – and just like you pathetic wastes of carbon, their dumbsticks keep leading them back!  

I, of course, did not pay for a single thing.  My RT little daviddoggie played chauffeur.  I like the idea of having a lawyer chauffeur slut – LOL!!!  Don’t be jealous My precious little cunt – these internet boys will never take your place.  I’ve OWNED you for almost 7 years now, and you will ALWAYS be at My feet – right where you belong.  Right where you love to be.  Unless of course I decide to off you and get that big payoff……Muhahahaha!!!

Anyway…as I mentioned in My last post, I’ve recieved alot of nice tributes, but I don’t feel like posting them right now either, and I can do whatever the hell I want to, so there. 

The only 2 losers worth mentioning are tiny (more presents and LOTS more money!!) and jimmy (maxing out his credit cards to buy Me more Amazon and writing Me nice letters everyday, as he was told!).  Devoted and obedient.  

Oh yeah, moneyslut sent $100, but then disappeared before our webcam session – you OWE Me BIGTIME bitch!  And you know that I will eventually get what I want.  I like to strike when you least expect it bitches – it’s so much more fun for Me when I catch you offguard. 

I’m going to go curl up and read……..it’s so coooold today….brrrr!

MY BIRTHDAY IN 5 DAYS!!!

Snap! Crackle! Pop!

$2195 from My little pieceof coal tonight in Amazon presents and gift certs!  I got My awesome drill, and the $1300 lens for the camera that dumdum forgot to get in the first place and some more stuff!

This was a good thing because I got home early from My celebration……..and it was fun, but My friends had to drag Me out of the place!  LOL Yes indeed, I was nearly accosted and had to give the girlie the smackdown.  I DO DETEST confrontation of the idiotic nature, but sometimes if you just give the dog a good whack in the mouth, they quit barking!  

In other news, Steve Zalinski is fucked.

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