Just when you think you’re out…
Apparently, taking a photo of a cell phone screen is impossible with webcam or a regular camera, as there is electronic feedback and therefore the screen shows only light and no text.
If it wasn’t impossible to do, you’d be looking at a photo of My pretty pink phone with this text message:
223K sent! Better late than never… Enjoy your new home
Remember when I wrote that I was working on something GRAND? Slipped My mind to mention it was several hundred grand for My brand new home! You know how I love to make you wait though, don’t you? Toy with your minds, pushing and pulling, in and out.
Here’s a screenshot of the final month of payments:
I can’t seem to access the others, but you get the idea.
I’m ecstatic, because I’m going to have all sorts of room! A new HUGE studio for photos and videos and a gorgeous walk-in closet!
Once I make the move, I intend to implement a new private area to My site. There are far too many things I don’t care to write about in a public forum. Juicy little details that you love to obsess over. You know the ones. Hehehe…
So it will just be you and Me. Mmmm….
And, because I’m feeling so very generous, here’s an audio Holiday Message for you. Whilst listening, click here.
Le bienfaiteur de beauté
I am now the Matron Saint of the Arts, Benefactor of Beauty and a bonafide Muse of Moula! Check it out:
Sweet and sultry red kisses to Kitty, the artist.
Xtravagant Xmas Shopping Spree continues!
I spent most of the day yesterday lounging around in My favorite black silk kimono robe with a laptop on My softly tanned thighs, click, click, clicking away on Amazon! I added thousands of dollars of goodies including some Dolce and Gabbana bags, wallets, sunglasses, beautiful art, these gorgeous agate stone lighting pieces….and the most ORGASMIC boots!
I was going to give the pathetic lurkers a chance to pleasure Me in some small way and let you all know that I had things I wanted, but imagine this – My Wantlists are all cleaned up ($15,000 of goodies for Goddess) in a matter of hours! My favorite boy is mostly responsible for keeping Me elated and glowing, but it appears that someone else might have purchased some items too. And to top off My bountiful Yuletide, mysterymeat sends his first Amazon GC for $5,000!
$20,000 in a few hours constitutes a shopping spree, wouldn’t you say? It’s a 40K Christmas so far….yummy!
I know this makes the rest of you feel completely inadequate…and I relish in it! However, there’s always a place for workerbees in the Divine Hive. One boy recently inquired:
Just a quick email enquirying if a sub, who cannot afford to tribute like Your favourites on Your blog tribute, can he still tribute You something in the region of a 100 or would he be wasting Your time
So, I will clarify on this point, as I am asked it often.
It wouldn’t waste My time if you sent Me a smaller tribute like a single benji (they do stack so wonderfully though), however if you have some expectation that I’m some whiskey-swilling cam whore that’ll writhe around on a blowup mattress for your bitty buck – guess again assjack.
With that said, because of the recent surge in boys wanting to serve Me in any little way they can, I’m going to be creating opportunities for the lower caste to be a part of the Hive. Although My bills and such are already taken care of, I can’t really think of too many small ways to allow you to serve Me in a useful and consistent manner. So, I’ll allow you to apply for one of those and then My boys here can focus on investments, etc.
I’ll post them later. It’s time for a bubble bath with those new oils I got that make My skin so phenomenally soft, you’d never believe that I was the cold, hard, gold-digging Bitch I am……….
if you could ever touch Me.
Well…
you were going to get a new MP3 from Me today. It’s seems, however, that Niteflirt is malfunctional again. Eerily similiar to your penis when you try to fuck your girlfriend pillow….
It’s quite the MASTERpiece. A little teaser…
It’s really time that NF updated their system. I know they’ve made enough money from Me alone to accomplish that task.
Considering this is only one of My boys and considering that NF has already taken 30% off the top:
I’d say it was time to update to functional technology.
Oh, and there’s a whole lot more where that came from, but unfortunately we can’t have the jealous mouths squawking on Me, so boys, you can’t see it. I’ll sum it up for you though – about $22,000 more in tributes and over $100,000 in Amazon gifts and gift certificates. I’ve lost count of those.
Check My website - there are a few new pages of My gloriousness for you to imbibe.
Who’s Your Mommy……?!
On this day of brunching with your birth canal…remember that she doesn’t matter anymore.
You see, I’m your Mommy now. I instruct you, I nourish you and I always know best.
I’m sure you want to visit Mommy’s WANTlists and buy Her a nice present – but they are all cleared out by Mommy’s best little birdy. The rest of you will have to jump a little quicker next time. But today, proper tributes to Mommy Dearest will be accepted.
Remember this as well…
New vid
I’m off to see a movie For those of you waiting to talk to Me, I’ll be back after 10PM EST.
Pretty presents and a HOT tan
These are a few of My favorite pieces of jewelry that have come in the last few days! As I write this, the UPS boy just delivered a TON more boxes! OMG! Hehehehe I LOVE IT!
And the GORGEOUS armoire that all My sparklies get to reside in!
Oh, and HOT HOT HOT! I look stunning with a tan! I swear My skin is GLOWING and softer than ever. Here are some webcam snaps…..Yuuuuuummy!
I know, I know……….when you look at Me, you can’t help feeling even MORE inferior that you already are. You dream about being on your knees in front of Me, begging to be useful.
Oh stop already. We both know that you couldn’t possibly even function faced with My INTIMIDATING visage hovering above you. Your knees would shake, you’d swallow your tongue and be rendered inept. Or dead.
Hahahahaha!!!!!
P.S. That one was especially for youuuuuuuuuuuu!!!
Dear Goddess,
I get these kind of emails all the time, and for the most part I ignore them. For whatever reason I decided to reply to this one a moment ago and thought the result was amusing. =)
The email:
Dear Goddess,
I would like to serve you, but I’m afraid that I am not worthy or wealthy enough. You are the most amazing Dominant Woman I have ever laid eyes on. I see you take so much from your slaves and I’m afraid that I’d lose My entire savings to you. But I can’t stop looking at your site and your pictures. I’m obsessed with you. I’m at work right now, and I should be working but I can’t stop thinking about you. I don’t know what to do. Please tell me what to do.
My reply:
boy,
See if you can follow. I’ve made it really easy for your mushy little mind to comprehend.1. You don’t “lose” anything to Me – you simply give to Me what is rightfully Mine.
2. You’re definitely NOT worthy. Your life ONLY has purpose IF you become My slave and please Me in said coveted position.
3. You’re probably NOT wealthy enough to be of much interest to Me – however, I’ll thoroughly enjoy taking everything you’ve got and then some. And I will get whatever I want from you.
4. What you get to do is go into the bathroom at your office and piss on yourself. You may then return to you desk and send Me $500 for that privilege.
The result:
Oh yeah, I got $900 from My birdy today too. But that’s not ALL!!!!!
I also got another one of these from him:
I’ll put up the rest later…..I’m getting goodies delivered right now!!!
Soul to Sole (Life After Goddess Is STILL Serving Goddess)
So, My current focus is to have dedicated servants make Me the rightful beneficiary on their life insurance policies, as I have with My boys here. Last night in My conversations with trigger (who, by the way, is still on an allowance that I dole out to him and I get the rest which equates to about $4,000 a month), something quite hilarious came up.
Read on….
The Queen Bee: I’m the only one you live for (-name edited-)
The Queen Bee: and I’ll be the one you die for. I literally own your soul.
The Queen Bee: so it makes perfect sense, doesn’t it…(long pause)
The Queen Bee: speak up, I haven’t got all day boy
trigger: of course it does but i’m afraid
The Queen Bee: Afraid of what? Death?
The Queen Bee: It’s inevitable
The Queen Bee: Deal with it
trigger: no thats not it
The Queen Bee: Well cough it up already
The Queen Bee: With the way you’re typing, you might as well be dying right now
trigger: i’m afraid YOU will have me killed(I’m laughing hysterically)
The Queen Bee: Fear is a good thing
trigger: what does that mean
The Queen Bee: It means what it means
The Queen Bee: it’s a good thing to fear – it could save your life
trigger: ?
trigger: you are scaring me
The Queen Bee: you deserve it for thinking I’d risk MY HOLY VESSEL for life insurance that wouldn’t last Me a year dumbass
The Queen Bee: Now go gobble the trash up – and write yourself a note to call your attorney tomorrow.
trigger: yes Goddess
trigger: everything for YOU Goddess
The Queen Bee: Yes, EVERYTHING.
I really enjoyed twisting his brain. trigger was allowed to phone Me later and I did it some more – only I stepped it up a million notches. Needless to say, I made him cry, and that made Me laugh even harder. It was a riot. =)
So today he messages Me and what does he have to report???? That I indeed will be the SOLE beneficiary on his $500,000 life insurance policy.
So uh, anyone know where I could find a cheap hitman?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! Relax, trig. You’re worth more to Me alive.
That is, of course, if you maintain productivity…..
Home is where I break your heart….
A dose of DG….finally! I bet your little skintag is just pulsing to the extreme isn’t it! I imagine it’s like a little worm, all dirty and ready to be dissected for Science. But go ahead now, you all may all prick your bitty dangles with a bunch of pink head straight pins in honor of My Divine Return! Take a picture, send it to Me….hell send it to your mother, wife and priest too. I’m sure they’ll ALL enjoy the freakshow.
Sooooooooo………My vacation was subliiiiiiime. I’m officially THE Mexican National Symbol of Beauty. I was literally WORSHIPPED by thousands of those little mexis. I could have foregone flying home, opting instead for being carried on the shoulders of the tiny Mayans, as a true Goddess should travel.
And treated like a true Goddess, I was….My Amazonian Blonde Beauty stunned them ALL into submission. I had this preconceived notion that Latino boys were chock full of meaningless machisimo – well, obviously not in My Presence. No need to demand anything anywhere - EVERYTHING I wanted was just there.Some highlights of My trip:
- Had a supremely beautiful snorkeling trip…..lots of magnificent sea creatures – much like Myself. =)
- I went scuba diving for the first time! It was amazing! I so should have done this sooner – I’m a total mermaid! =P However, I’ve discovered that Mexico is one of the most difficult places to dive, as the ocean has a very powerful undercurrent. But, I did it, and it was fabulous!
- Visited Chichen-Itza – completely awe-inspiring. Was supremely pissed that they do not allow you to walk up the main temple anymore. I was rather looking forward to that.
- Had the most amazing massage of My Life overlooking the beach. Tipped the masseuse $300. (P.S. That used to be your money HAHA!)
For the most part I soaked up the sunshine. Gawd, do I have a beautiful sunkissed glowing tan now! Even My tanlines turn Me on, which I usually hate, but fuckYum! Everything’s delicious on Me!
Oh, I also came home to $5000+ in tributes and I’ve gotten $6000+ in Amazon GC’s. ¡Excelente! See, that’s the way to “work”! It’s all in the way you churn their bitty brains….chop and mush…implant and trigger….
As you can see, dodo missed Me lots.
Some new junky. Realizes this is pitiful quite quickly.
Resolves his ridiculous attempt with this! Redeems pigself slightly – now it’s time to empty his bank accounts.
Yes, I intend to drain him completely. A bloodletting on My homecoming….SUBLIME.
Oh yes, and when I got home, My house was FILLED to the ceiling with GIFTS! You have no idea what hard work it is getting presents….Hahahaaha!
It’s a good thing I have boys to open them, break down the boxes and take them to the recycling center. They, of course know that I detest coming home to a mess. My slaves watched My kitty, opened My packages for Me when I was away, assembled things that needed assembled and though My place was full of new goodies for Goddess - it was sparkling clean. So nice to come home to. They really did a lovely job.
And for all of their efforts, they were rewarded. Oh, you can ONLY imagine…..HAHAHAHA Eat, drink and be humiliated THOROUGHLY!
Such dirty little mouths now.
So, I’ll have the phone on tonight I think. I’m ready to inflict.
Are you ready to receive………………..?
Decadent Goddess
It is with great pleasure and satisfaction that I will torture, taunt, mesmerize, and control you...
I am the Decadent Goddess. The White Devil. The Queen Bee.
I AM YOUR DREAM COME TRUE.....