Am I PHENOMENAL or what?!!!
These gift certificates aren’t even counting the THOUSANDS of dollars of stuff My little birdy buys off Amazon directly. It’s hot, I know!!!! No – I’M HOT! And I don’t just mean sexxxxxy. I mean ACHINGLY GORGEOUS AND TRIUMPHANTLY BRILLIANT!
Yeah if I was you, I’d want to be Me too! The problem for you is this:
I am The Incomparable.
Copy every word I write…no seriously, DO IT! How about you just call your dusty Amazon wishlist a WANTlist or some other cute derivative of My Divine Vernacular?! I’m sure the boypigs will clear up those goodies in a blinding flash! HAHAHAHAHA! No! Try bleaching those brunette locks suicide blonde like Mine! WHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! They’ll love you, I promise! Oh, here’s a good one….take up HYPNOSIS! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
No wait! I’ve got the perfect solution!
Get on your dirty cock-smoking knees and grovel like the rest of the WORLD!
P.S. The secret’s in the sauce!
UPDATE 3-30-08:
There is really only one thing to say about this…..
Whatever Thee Goddess Wants, Thee GODDESS GETS!
Have I told you lately that….
???????!!!!!!!
Spread the word, ye little altar boys! Goddess is good, GODDESS IS GREAT! I told you a little over a year ago I’d be tearing the world’s heart to pieces and EVERYTHING I’ve said has been and will be MINE! And you don’t even know the HALF of it! Hahahahaha!
Yeeeeeeesssssssssss…..if you think some of the anecdotes I graciously bestow upon you in My Decadent Diary are unbelievable, you wouldn’t even FATHOM the things I don’t write about. Everytime I think I’ve topped My Divine Self, I pull a rabbit ten times the size of Asia out of My velveteen bag o’ trixies!
Awww….piqued your curiousity again, haven’t I? I didn’t mean it, I sweeeeeear. On the ex-priest’s bible! On the crippled freak’s mommy’s grave! I pinky swear. Cross My black little heart and hope you die. Hahahaha…
There are just some things that cannot be told.
Of course, there are also the things I inflict on the passing pigfuck that I simply forget about….using you for whatever pleasure I might be seeking that moment. And you know who you are.
But I, well…..I’ve forgotten about you already.
Or have I?
Quickie Dose of Decadence
Rejects of nature REJOICE! The White Devil has deigned to bless your inconsequential day and turn on the drip for a moment.
Now, go get the rubber band. Wrap it around tightly. You need My dose. I know.
A quick fix, but never painless:
- The Cancun Contribution plate is up to $6800! My trip is paid for ENTIRELY =), and now it’s time for shopping moula!
- I’ve created a devastatingly enslaving new hypnosis Mp3. It’s simply entitled “Obsession”. I’m sure that all of you reading My Journal are quaint with that notion. I decided to….well…. help you fall further down that endless spiral. It’ll be fuuuunnnn….I promise. Hehehehe….
Purchase “Obsession” here:
With reference to My calamitous whispers….I’ve got two boys quite jumbled in their little brains right now. dodo thought that he’d sent Me 100k by now, but it’s only about $65,000 so far with no end in sight! I have coerced certain financial information from him (as well as every weakness he possesses) and I must say….yummy!
And trigger made his way to the bank last week, signed up for a $25,000 home equity loan….and doesn’t remember a thing about it. He sees the paperwork and messages Me….only to be entranced into the next step.
lardbelly is officially a human garbage disposal. He’s replaced that Mikey kid….he’ll literally eat ANYTHING for Me! Hahahahaha!!!
I dismissed the mustang for disobedience a month ago or so. Now he’s writing Me ludicrously long love letters. Here’s one hilarious excerpt:
Accept the echo of the slave now banished as Your modicum of ghost. And here, upon the solid stone and granite of the person I will build the shrine for You and not a prison; here the altars will be built that magnify the human person and accepts the burden of the flesh but aspires to a liberation; and the flesh will be exalted in the elevation. The ought-Shrine ought to have been built long ago. Where all is what it ought to be; the tight and long drawn ought of possibility that caresses thought at midnight and makes companion in the silence of the silver moon. I love the otter of the ought, that chatter-ought and tighten taught the knot that ought to find the person to bind quite tight in spirit regulation and ligation.
My, do I churn exceptional grist for the poetic… Oh heartache! Oh devastation! Oh Goddess!
You see little boys…..you can read all about Me. You can stalk My videos on Youtube. But nothing, absolutely NOTHING compares to submitting to Me directly….
It is an experience you’ll never forget.
Scam-a-Lamma-Ding-Dong (Or “Back To The Big House She Goes”)
So Melissa K. Jutras is pretending to be Me on Amazon. Yeah, isn’t that a riot and a half!
This old junky thinks that she’s running a hot scam, setting up a wishlist under My Name and all. The rotten twat has actually tried to be….dare I say, devious (ack!), by putting a half ton of pink crap and a bunch of goodies that I’ve already gotten on her shitlist along with the other junk she hopes to receive by attempting to imitate THE DIVINE.
I laughed My ass off when I saw it.
Don’t know who Melissa Jutras is, you say…
Yeah, I didn’t either until today. It seems Melissa Jutras is an pathetic petty thief.
Judge Mark O’Connor placed three defendants on the prosecutor’s pretrial diversion program on October 8, 2007. Deanna Burnham, age 35 of Cable pled guilty to grand theft, Jerome Hicks, age 18 of Bellefontaine pled guilty to aggravated assault, and Melissa Jutras, age 41 of Bellefontaine pled guilty to receiving stolen property.
Melissa, I’d suggest you hoist up those granny torpedoes and move again. They’re coming for ya, cuntbag.
Anyway, My WANTlists are here:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1I854A1E0OC69
I know you dorks are dimwitted, so if it’s not the one above – it’s not MINE.
Oh, and I took more money this week than most of you peasants make in a year. Every time I recover from some illness, I just have the most voracious appetite for ……………
Nursemaids, mummy chickens and the perfect catch 22
I think I played more video games last week than I did in My entire childhood! I totally got sick again…..but it’s over.
Being out of commission and getting tributes and presents everyday makes it *almost* tolerable. That and having a little bell to ring when I want something.
slave was on vacation this week and he got to spend it being My nursemaid. Sure, I’m a brat. But when I’m under the weather, I am Damien from The Omen. Hahahahaha….I had him running around and doing so much that he literally passed out from exhaustion. After graciously letting him sleep for a few, I rang the bell loud as hell, woke him up and yelled at him to get out at 2am.
My house is immaculately clean now =) I had BOXES and BOXES stacked to the CEILING!!! My gifts strung out everywhere! My house looked like Amazon.com! Hahahaha!
And they are still coming! dodo keeps buying and tributing every day. Last week was $500 every day, a $1,100 Amazon gift card for the items he couldn’t buy, and today I woke up to another $1000. Isn’t life MY LIFE GRAND!
I also got another $1000 from zero. This Queen Bee addict tributed a long time ago and disappeared for awhile - had a Membersomenumber name – so I call him zero.
Psst….
psst….
hey zero….
Send 30 more of those thousand-dollar-drops….and don’t call Me until the 30 days is up.
I also made a phone call last week. Let’s just say it was a friendly reminder that ended in Me receiving an overnight envelope of $3000. I do love a perfect catch-22.
Mmmmm….
Anyway, now that I can finally speak again – I’m going to record some audio. I have a thousand painful ideas I must inflict upon you.
P.S. In the last month, lardbelly has eaten: dirt, alot of trashed food including a mummy chicken ROFLMAO!!!, department store flyers AND the contents of a petri dish (MY PERSONAL FUCKING FAVORITE! WHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAA!)
To elastrate, or not to elastrate…
I smell DEEEEEELICIOUS!
{Edit 3: dodo nearly cleaned out My ENTIRE “Enterain Me” WANTlist before he hit his credit card daily limit! WHOO, but BOO!!! Also, the party I was headed to was cancelled due to crappy weather =( I HATE SNOW! So I’ll be available to torment after all. }
{Edit 2: dodo’s gone and bought EVERYTHING off My Main WANTlist!}
{Edit: dodo’s up to $500 $700 tonight! $1500 for the week =}
What a week! I had a fabulous birthday party – some old friends from San Fran I haven’t seen in YEARS flew into Cleveland and it was a HUGE surprise. I literally screamed when I saw them, as these girls and I did some major stomping of the city {and boys!} together when I lived in the Mission.
I finally took some pics of the gifts I got {I guess there are more on the way now!}
thumper got Me Chaos!!! Finally! The eager-to-please, sweater-pissing, carrot-munching dork did a great job on getting this – I literally have been sniffing Myself for days and delighting in My DELICIOUSNESS =P
thumper – I’ve got a carrot that needs a hole. Report for duuuuuty….NOW.
He also got the goodies below:
And tiny came in a the biggest loser YET AGAIN with this killer new system! It’s not hooked up yet, as I’ve been hosting little soires all week. I’m going to have a boy come over and do it soon though - MUST have the power!
Another new boy that’s listening to My hypnosis recordings sent Me $1100 in tributes. I’ve literally never spoken to him directly. He sent $200 every day this past week and $300 tonight. What a dodo! *wink* How well they work for Me…Yuuuummm…
I also took $600 from wombat on his first call last night. Later in a chat, he was literally begging Me to take his financial information! I contemplated for a moment, then I decided, why rush ….a slow burn is so much more torturous for him and enjoyable for Me….
Oh, and michael….you’ve got something waiting for you. Open it.
Speaking of waiting, I also got My $500 that this little faggot from days past ”forgot” to send Me. How I got it is none of your business, but I bet you’re dying to know, aren’t you? Hehehehe =)
And it looks like you owe Me another Benji – cough it up fuckhead!
I don’t flirt the concept around lightly….I NEVER forget anything and I do ALWAYS get what I want in the end.
One way or another.
I played with My new camera this morning! No photoshop, no makeup, bedhead galore, in My jammies and I’m still the seeeeeexiest Bitch you’ve ever seen!
I’ve got a birthday party to attend tonight….so it’s doubtful I’ll be available to the masses. However, you can go check out My cute new tribute buttons (kudos to technosub for the idea and webcunt for the execution) and click them until your credit card bleeds for Me!
Ciao fucklettes!
Dicklette slams, two new boys and FUCK am I HOT!
My studio is excellent! I did a shoot two nights ago and it was a blast. I still have to figure out how to use everything and then teach My friends and whatnot, but it’s fantastic and it’s finally DONE.
Here’s a wallpaper that was made from one of the pics. Download it, put it on your desktop and and stare for HOURS with Niteflirt open and send, send, SEND!
Download 1024X768
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I’ll put the whole photoset up soon. There’s like 20 ultra-devastating pics for your brains to get all mushed up and stupid over. =P
And hey cuntboys, it’s My Birthday on the 19th. One week away! I’ve been so busy I totally forgot about it! Imagine that, Me forgetting about something to capitalize on…Hahahaha.
I haven’t updated My Amazon WANTlist in awhile, as I mentioned before – but I think I’ll click around and put some goodies on it, get rid of old stuff…..yada, yada.
So, on the matter of slaves and rejects of nature…..
The mustang has freaking malaria. I’m rather upset that My Name isn’t on his will yet. I wonder if he will get better or DIE?? It would be unfortunate if I missed out giving him a death kick with thigh high boots on…I think I’m sad now.
Hahahahahaaha!!!!!!!!!!!
fatcunt reported for doormat duty. I made him sit in a tub of freezing cold water while whispering My sweet nothings in his ear. I knew he was thirsty as hell, so after profusely begging Me to satiate his parched hole, I graciously allowed him to chug 16 ounces of yummy-licious contact lense solution! I hear it creates terrible bowel issues the next day. I do love to leave a lingering effect.
After freezing for quite awhile, manboobs-a-plenty got to take a scalding hot shower. Wow, I’ve heard some screams in My life, but goodness! Boy wonderless sounded like a dying rabbit! Hehehehe….
The grand finale was having him slam his lackthereof under the HEAVY toilet seat so many times I can’t remember. It would have only been more satisfying had I been slamming it Myself. You just can’t judge if they’re doing it right and HARD enough, you know…
Two new boys showed up on chat at the same time – that was a fun juggling act. I’m taking thousands ($3,100 to be exact) from one, but the other one shows up in the middle of it and I only got $300 from him. #2 also got Me a new bottle of Donna Karan Gold though, which was good, because My bottle’s almost gone. I still have the little purse parfums mustang got, but I like the spray better. Those little rollerball thingies have a sort of chemical smell, and I can’t tolerate it.
Yeah, I’d post “proof” (LOL, that term and the whole notion of it cracks Me up) but there are tattletales all over watching My every move, and it wouldn’t be prudent at this juncture. It’ll go in members only posts that you get the pleasure of paying out the ass to read.
And you thought only your faggot asses obsess over Me! Boys, girls…..My appeal knows no boundaries =P
Additionally, the other havoc I’ve been stirring up will also be in a members-only journal. There are a few things that need to be worked out before I make passwords available – but keep your pervy eyes open for it soon.
Now get your inadequate shell over to My WANTlist and buy Me birthday presents =)
This is just wrong….in SOOO MANY WAYS
750,000 dollars in damages for cuckolded husband http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/usjusticeoffbeat;_ylt=AiF1ZeY7YfvUIqJGhXijnPIE1vAI
This was pretty much anti-porn for Me. I feel for all you Mississippi cuckers out there.
In other news that’s so much better (ie. NEWS ABOUT MOI) My studio is FINALLY FINISHED! Drywall, paint, blah blah….it’s done! And damn is it sexy as fuck in there. It’s definitely the mood I wanted.
So this week I am going to work on a photoshoot or two and maybe some videos too.
Fell asleep early last night, so I didn’t end up taking the appointments you all set up for calls. But I’m feeling frisky tonight, so let’s make Tuesday as “terrible” as it’s supposed to be =P
Look for Me on Niteflirt after 9PM or so. Oh yeah, and don’t take your fucking clothes off to “be ready”, you chronic jerkers - I like to strip you down if and when I want to.
It’s oh so much more vulnerable that way.
However, you’re more than welcome to bring the liquor. Because you know that I love forcing little fags to swallow……well, everything.
Giddyup trigger
During an surfing escapade today, that consisted of looking for a new bedroom suite – I happened upon this. How it was that the search for the perfect boudoir lead to such a touching article, I sum up to the fascinating journey that is the Internet.
I admit that by mac’s meandering standards…..I am a ruthless scam. I am unethical by anyone’s “normal” standards and utterly self-absorbed. I will place suggestions in recordings that are completely crafted to melt your mind into Mine and leave you unable to be weened. I will manipulate you to get what I want, and you may not even be aware that I’m doing so. But then again, you may. And you may enjoy it. You do enjoy it.
trigger enjoys it. A few months back, this little boy requested some custom hypnosis recordings from Me. I am happy to report that they are indeed working in that ever-so-sordid way. trigger has since gotten a long-awaited promotion at work due to My reinforcements and is not only sending Me every cent of that lovely raise, but is now in the process of a detailed budget outlining his basic needs. All else goes to Me.
I am also putting the mustang on an allowance, but alas, being overseas creates a bit of a predicament when it comes to having a US account. Damn 9-11. However, I’ve come up with an alternative that I will be enforcing immediately.
I could tell you how much, but it all gets very redundant, doesn’t it?
And tiny’s still working on selling that damn SUV. Has it listed everywhere, and only a few bites, but no hook. Perhaps the chastity device is not working for his focus, and I’ll need to look into castration. Eunuchs make much more devoted slaves.
Many of you tried to contact Me today. I spoke to some of you for a few moments. For those I did not speak to - I’m still a tad under the weather if you will, but there’s no need to toss yourself off a building just yet. I’ll be available by phone in a day or two.
Decadent Goddess
It is with great pleasure and satisfaction that I will torture, taunt, mesmerize, and control you...
I am the Decadent Goddess. The White Devil. The Queen Bee.
I AM YOUR DREAM COME TRUE.....