Miracle

Oh, you boys just looooooove those hypnosis recordings, don’t you!

After listening to My recordings over and over, old beanfart finally called Me again. It was only a matter of time, and I knew he’d crack….so weak and powerless. If you knew what I made this little pig do, you’d gag just as much as he did…….hehehehe….you filthy little hole, you. You have instructions that had better be followed.

A newbie drone from Michigan also fell victim to My vox…….$850 sucked right out of account, as I made his tiny brain all mushy and obedient by confusing his basic instincts and implanting more of Moi inside of his head.

Lastly (and least of all!), another new fuckerbee flew into the Hive with $1,000 last night, after stalking My every move online for the last few weeks. I swear, listening to this one was like listening to Charlie Brown’s teacher……….whaa-whaa-whaa-whaawhaawhaa….on and on about how beautiful and real and intimidating I was. Yes, yes, yes……….I knoooow. I’m a miracle.


Upgrades and Downgrades

Check out the new cuteness webcunt’s been whipping up!

My new Queen Bee logo:

Isn’t it the cutest freakin’ thing you ever saw????!!!!!!!  I ADORE IT!!!

And here are some fun little caption pics:

Oh, and isn’t this just disgustingly hilarious?????

That would be happyhour – who obviously doesn’t understand what consequences mean – or perhaps he simply thinks he’s too smart for Moi.  Allow Me to offer a bit of wisdom from the old country….

Your patterns will reveal all.

I’m going to burn you worse than you’ve ever dreamt.  Because now, freaky fuck, I don’t even want your money.  And that should terrify you.  Especially considering these aren’t all the pics I have, and that it was more than simple to find ALL of your information.  Your ex-Dommes have been more than helpful!

In other news, tiny is hocking his fancy schmancy big boy SUV and downgrading to a dorky rust bucket jollopy. I figure that sale will net Me at least another $50,000.  SWEET!

I just can’t get enough……….mmmmnnnnn.

ANGRY GODDESS = BIG MOULA!!!

Oh you little pigs are too much!  Hell Hath No Fury and YOU LOVE IT!

tiny – $1600
lardbelly – $500 
truebornsinner – $350

AND david’s worked his little attorney self into a cute fury with sissyburns’ little threat.  Gosh, didn’t I inform you loser idiots that one of My RT slaves is an attorney?

OOPS! It MUST have slipped My mind!

sissyburns, your gameface is transparent.  Admit your wrongs. Beg for forgiveness. Ask Me how you can resolve this in that civil manner you’re so fond of.

I *might* listen.

Hahahahaahaha!

Myspace and MORE MONEY!

To the cunt shoes who got My Myspace account deleted:

When you least expect it sweet tits…….

And in other news, I’m taking loads and loads of your dorky dough! You little losers have kept Me so busy in the last week or so, I haven’t even had time to write here!  You’re loving My new videos aren’t you??

So…..I spent $2500 on My credit card that tiny sent!!!  New spring clothes and shoes - I do LOVE to shop!  tiny has stopped crying and started accepting his path of ETERNAL chastity.  THANK FUCK!  I was starting to get really really annoyed.

Got $1000 out of truebornVirginMaryDefiler……..hahahaha – you are sooooooooooooo easy you catholic dork!  You’ll do anything I say!  I especially love it when you start stuttering……….WHOO!  I know it’s over then!

A newbie named docile24 came out of the woods with his slooooow dialup connection and sent $300 or so.  Then he went out and bought a pack of Marlboro Menthol Lights and pretended he was My ashtray!  He just loved the Ashtray Shopping Piggie recording so much!

I’m currently ignoring ginger until she answers My expensive question.

That cumwhipper guy stopped by again for a phone chat.  I don’t know if you all have ever heard or seen about this fellow, but trust Me – it’s nasty, but damn does it make Me laugh and feel especially evil.  The dorko whips his jizz up like a merengue and eats it.  Yep, that’s his fetish.  Sometimes he eats it with a bib and a baby spoon.  And the most disturbing part of it is that he eats other men’s too!!!  Yep, he’s tasted a couple of others.

And then when I suggested that I make him famous with a 30 Days of 30 Different Dude jizz whipping event, he declined on the note of safety!!! WAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAA!  AIDS????  You eat Parfait Cum Cups from strangers anyway???????  EEWWWWW!!!!!!!!

I’ll still get him to do it though……..because quite frankly I know he really wants to.  Don’t ya???? Vroom vroom!!! Dremel in motion!

I now have 5 blackmail applications completely filled out and verified.  jason, michael, don, steve r, steve b, and nathan – you best be hard at work.  I intend to take so much, you’ll fucking wish you were never so stupid.

Pictures Speak Louder Than Words

The Most Terrifying Blackmail Application You’ve Ever Seen

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Once I’ve got you…..I’ll never let you out

What a Weekend!

Lots of new addicts!  Lots of money!  Lots of Me getting what I WANT! 

So, I’ll start with the broken one, My little pony, all huddled up in Africa.  This little piggie is so addicted that he writes Me flowery prose and then the next minute freaks out about every little thing.  He started out being such a little liar, but as you all should know by now…

I AM GOD and I AM OMNIPOTENT.

Now, this doesn’t mean that I will always put you through the ringer like billy d or james halton or steven kelly – God is sometimes merciful – just watch out for the White Devil….One never knows what She’ll do!

Anyway, so hambone=timothy=geoffrey=brokenmustang – Oh, I do like to ride! Spurs clicking, digging in….

He spoiled Me so well…..$2705 in two days……but I want MORE!  And I’ll get it, because he can’t refuse My beauty.  A video clip sent = Me getting whatever I want.  

Onto robert………My internet cafe junky.  I scared him into hiding with My greed, wanting more, demanding more…..making him touch himself in the internet cafe while a girl was sitting right next to him.  What a pervert!  Hahahahaha!  robert’s tally for one day: $410 – He ran when I demanded $200 more…….Hahahahaha!  I know he’ll be back as well – I’ve only just begun to torment him!

Another newbie – inky dinky.  He’s a broke ass little piggie, but he gets the privilege of paying for the toilet paper that wipes My Divine ass.  Oh yeah, and he started a blog about serving Me as well: inky_dinky.livejournal.com

It should be interesting after he gets his new webcam – poor little inky! HAhahahahaha!

And some new little slutboy listened to all My recordings and sent Me a $100 tribute while I was at dinner yesterday.  I bet you’re just dying to talk to Me aren’t you???

Current addicts:

Mytinypieceofcoal is now terrified after reading how I intend to keep him in chastity forever!  He’ll come to love every second of it (ironic pun intended!)  How could he not love it?? Knowing that the hottest, greediest Bitch on the planet has his little cock locked up and has perhaps already misplaced the keys???!!!  Hahahahaa!!!!

On to the fat bitch I love to mock – lardbelly.  This hog is simply disgusting.  I made him drink his own piss and eat a REAL shit sandwich on rye this weekend and nearly vomited listening to it!  He’s such a foul fucking hideous beast – the only thing he deserves to do is wallow in shit for the rest of his life – while he pays Me to do it of course! You disgust Me in everyway lardbelly – you’ll NEVER get a woman!!!!!!!! NEVER!!!!!  Oh, and believe Me, this grotesque pig wasn’t faking it – IT is truly a disgusting and pathetic waste of carbon who offered Me $25,000 to eat My poo!  YOU NAUSEATING, REPULSIVE SHIT SWALLOWING MAGGOT!!!!  I would NEVER, EVER, EVER give you the pleasure! GROOOOOOOOOSSSSSSS!!!

Fuckers that have it coming:

evan meeks.  25 year old little fuckface from Missouri who did a Paypal chargeback on Me. Thou shalt not giveth to Goddess and taketh away. Hell hath no fury. 

steven kelly.  You were gone for a week and now you’re back – I see EVERYTHING you are doing.  I have spies all over watching you.  NOTHING you do goes unreported.  Did you see the flyers in Sussex you little bitch?  The only reason I don’t have any photos is because truebornsinner doesn’t have a fucking camera.  You are so screwed cunt – I’m sending them to your neighbors next.  Boys, I also want you to call steve – I don’t care what time it is – it’s free phone sex time with this fag: 973-362-0110. UPDATE: This little piggy shut off his phone – it will only take a little while to find out the new number – even if it is unlisted. Stupid stupid boys.

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