Well…
you were going to get a new MP3 from Me today. It’s seems, however, that Niteflirt is malfunctional again. Eerily similiar to your penis when you try to fuck your girlfriend pillow….
It’s quite the MASTERpiece. A little teaser…
It’s really time that NF updated their system. I know they’ve made enough money from Me alone to accomplish that task.
Considering this is only one of My boys and considering that NF has already taken 30% off the top:
I’d say it was time to update to functional technology.
Oh, and there’s a whole lot more where that came from, but unfortunately we can’t have the jealous mouths squawking on Me, so boys, you can’t see it. I’ll sum it up for you though - about $22,000 more in tributes and over $100,000 in Amazon gifts and gift certificates. I’ve lost count of those.
Check My website - there are a few new pages of My gloriousness for you to imbibe.
Goddess Gets…AGAIN! A new SUV for ME!
The Queen Bee: sounds like quite the predicament for you…
The Queen Bee: hard time typing?
birdy: It is It is, you know, i was thinking I spent 75 k in less than 2 weeks. 30k on car 25k on Amazon and 20 k in tributes, must be a new record
birdy: And yes I am , i cant type and look at you at th same time, its too hard:((
So do you like the new 2008 Mercury Mariner My little birdy was compelled to buy Me?
I wanted something cute and black to be able to tote My boat around….
And the Mariner was the perfect choice….sleek, shiny and just gorgeous!
She’s a perfect fit….so soft, and yet so powerful at the same time.
One little wire transfer of $30,000 to the dealership and…….
VOILA! It’s Mine…..as usual.
I just adore those Versace sunglasses too - and considering how sunny and bright it is where I live, a Girl needs a pair (or 50) of gorgeous specs. =P
Oh and I also got most of the goodies from My recent shopping spree on Amazon. A few of My favorites:
I wanted a diamond bracelet, but I just abhor most diamond bracelets. I found this on Amazon and fell in love! They have had some gorgeous jewelry - I think I’ve almost cleaned them out! You can oggle the rest of My sparklies on the Goodies for Goddess page.
And I also got the new Macbook Air! This notebook is cuteness incarnate and aptly named - it’s light as a feather!
I haven’t got My new Mac desktop yet, but I did get the enormous $900 flatscreen monitor that goes with it:
And oh oh oh!!!!! Isn’t she ADORABLE?????
So I’m off to zip around in My new Mariner, visit some friends and enjoy the sunshine! You can sit at home and think about Me all day…..
Hehehe.
Who’s Your Mommy……?!
On this day of brunching with your birth canal…remember that she doesn’t matter anymore.
You see, I’m your Mommy now. I instruct you, I nourish you and I always know best.
I’m sure you want to visit Mommy’s WANTlists and buy Her a nice present - but they are all cleared out by Mommy’s best little birdy. The rest of you will have to jump a little quicker next time. But today, proper tributes to Mommy Dearest will be accepted.
Remember this as well…
The White Devil Strikes Again…$25,000 IN ONE DAY
I know, I know… I’m amazing in every possible way.
You do know what they say, don’t you?
The birdy’s been plucked again. I merely snapped My pretty fingers, and oh how high he jumped flew….hehehe. My Amazon WANTlists cleared out to the tune of $17,000 today. A Mac desktop and the new Mac Air notebook, a GORGEOUS $3,600 diamond bracelet and some other pretty things. =)
I also procured $5,000 in tributes earlier today from dedorko, admirer, hopeless and two new jumping piglets who have yet to be branded with a name, but appearing promising in servitude.
There were also several inflictions I conducted on the telephone, but I do not consider those tributees - even if I do make them pay $50 a minute to speak to Me.
Bow down. Worship the Power.
The Power is no fluke. The Power is no facade. The Power is real. The Power is divine. The Power is ME.
I reside inside of all of you, and I am never leaving.
There is only one path for you….
Have you not been graced with the newest ‘Irresistable’ photoset of The Queen Bee? Indeed, your world is lacking severely. Here’s a bit of sustenance for you, the underprivileged:
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Decadent Goddess
It is with great pleasure and satisfaction that I will torture, taunt, mesmerize, and control you...
I am the Decadent Goddess. The White Devil. The Queen Bee.
I AM YOUR DREAM COME TRUE.....