Nursemaids, mummy chickens and the perfect catch 22
I think I played more video games last week than I did in My entire childhood! I totally got sick again…..but it’s over.
Being out of commission and getting tributes and presents everyday makes it *almost* tolerable. That and having a little bell to ring when I want something.
slave was on vacation this week and he got to spend it being My nursemaid. Sure, I’m a brat. But when I’m under the weather, I am Damien from The Omen. Hahahahaha….I had him running around and doing so much that he literally passed out from exhaustion. After graciously letting him sleep for a few, I rang the bell loud as hell, woke him up and yelled at him to get out at 2am.
My house is immaculately clean now =) I had BOXES and BOXES stacked to the CEILING!!! My gifts strung out everywhere! My house looked like Amazon.com! Hahahaha!
And they are still coming! dodo keeps buying and tributing every day. Last week was $500 every day, a $1,100 Amazon gift card for the items he couldn’t buy, and today I woke up to another $1000. Isn’t life MY LIFE GRAND!
I also got another $1000 from zero. This Queen Bee addict tributed a long time ago and disappeared for awhile - had a Membersomenumber name – so I call him zero.
Psst….
psst….
hey zero….
Send 30 more of those thousand-dollar-drops….and don’t call Me until the 30 days is up.
I also made a phone call last week. Let’s just say it was a friendly reminder that ended in Me receiving an overnight envelope of $3000. I do love a perfect catch-22.
Mmmmm….
Anyway, now that I can finally speak again – I’m going to record some audio. I have a thousand painful ideas I must inflict upon you.
P.S. In the last month, lardbelly has eaten: dirt, alot of trashed food including a mummy chicken ROFLMAO!!!, department store flyers AND the contents of a petri dish (MY PERSONAL FUCKING FAVORITE! WHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAA!)
St. Valentine’s Day Massacre
Today, most of My boys got to bleed for Goddess in green…and red.
dodo sent another $1,000 and bought everything on My WANTlist once again. My entranced birdy has purchased $16,000 of goodies for Goddess in what, two weeks?
dedorko overnighted $2,000 cash and sent an AMAZING bouquet of exotic flowers that smell phenomenal. I must find out what they are – I have NEVER smelled flowers so divine in My life!
Other tributes for Aphrodite in the flesh:
zero – $1,000 (what a bizarre accompanying email…maybe I’ll post it tomorrow…)
hopeless – $650 (atrophy is what happens to it….HAHAHA)
lardbelly – $400 (tonight’s dumpster diving feast for porky: kitty litter GROSS PUKE!!!)
randomloser – $400
There were also seven $100 tributes from various boys – some I know, some I do not. I noticed. You’re simply not worth mentioning right now.
Also I’ve gone from a smothering fascination to blood lust. I bit david’s wrist until it bled. Little droplets of life. All Mine. His orgasm was instant. It was an extraordinarily powerful moment.
Then there were the thorns on the fragrant Angel face roses ( I do believe he must have asked the florist to leave them on, the little masochist) he brought Me…
His inner thighs look like a polka dot predator was on the loose. His penis cried.
It’s dodo’s fault really. All the gifts and the large daily tributes have aroused Me immensely.
I’m exhausted…..yet still, I thirst for more.
Take his breath awaaaayyyyy…..
I picked up some 20+ Amazon boxes that dodo got Me from the post office today. Yummy!
So I get them home, open them up….
and all I can think of is how I’d like to suffocate a boy with packing peanuts and bubblewrap….
So that’s what I’m going to do tonight.
The rest of you get to wait.
I might be available later on this evening…say around 11 or midnight or so. Then again, I might not.
$3,000 and a cup o’ tea = perfect morning
randomloser and dedorko …….. $600 each.
hopeless …….. $800.
dodo …….. another $1,000!
Sitting in My silky kimono robe this morning, drinking a cup of Irish breakfast tea, laughing in delight….priceless.
Here’s a lovely little montage of dodo’s past week’s tributes:
Short and sweet
I woke up to $1,000 from dodo (pluck, pluck) and $500 from hopeless (shriiiveled)!
dodo has also been buying out My WANTlists so quickly that I don’t even know the $$$ amount it’s up to now…8-9 grand maybe??… and he’s also gone from sending $300 a day to $500 a day. So, the last two days I got another $1,000. =)
Does that make you feel even more inadequate than you already are? Thought so. Hahahahaha….
I got a bottle of stinky perfume from david1519. Yeah, Cashmere Mist stinks. Don’t buy it. How the hell DK would discontinue Chaos and make this putrid shit baffles Me.
I put a bunch of photos of My new goodies up.
Anyway, I’m playing with My new toys and relaxing.
That is all. Class dismissed.
Where, oh where did My WANTlists go!?
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
No sooner than I’ve put more things on My Amazon, then here swoops in little dodo, buying EVERYTHING up yet again! Today he bought about $1300 of goodies for Goddess ($5,500 total) AND tributed another $800.
randomloser also showed back up and put his $900 where it rightfully belongs – in MY ACCOUNT.
I’ve also got something delicious in the works. Wait for it.
You see, you dance with the Devil and the Devil doesn’t change….
She changes you.
The Girl With The Most Cake
My HUGE haul from dodo and the mustang came in today! Well, at least I think this is all of it….there maybe more…yuuuuuuuuummy!
It’s a pretty picture, but I like this one better:
I also made a new video today, check it out on the Goddess Channel.
I won’t be online tonight….but you’ll be thinking about Me…….
My WANTlists cleared out again!
I got a message from the mustang earlier that he also bought EVERYTHING off two of My WANTlists! I fill them up, and they disappear no sooner than I logout…..
But wait! There are still a few lists that aren’t completely cleaned up and so many of you lurking….
I want them ALL cleaned out.
Buy here:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/8F9H4RLCO3JZ
And here:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/MFSRCVE6HPLK
I’ll be online tonight after 10PM.
Internet down, gold up
My internet was out ALL day/night for some reason. I suppose it had to due with the wild wind storm here last night. It was quite the witchy evening…
Anyway, I see that I missed several appointments, and a load of IM’s. I’ll be available this weekend, boys.
I was going to torture the living hell out of fatcunt too….such a shame. Needles and tranny hookers….it could have been a great night *sigh*
I’ve decided that lardbelly gets to eat out of his neighborhood garbage cans for the next month. Or more. I’m hoping for moldy bread, used condoms and other such delicacies for his abysmal hole.
My goodies from dodo started showing up today! Express FedEx….yum! I got a lovely chaise lounge for the studio, luggage, a few backdrops and some makeup accessories from Sephora.
I’m waiting for everything to arrive before I take photos. I like the idea of one photo showing off My HUGE shopping spree. I am such the Material Girl!
The gold price keeps rising……rising….rising….
Now that’s sex.
I smell DEEEEEELICIOUS!
{Edit 3: dodo nearly cleaned out My ENTIRE “Enterain Me” WANTlist before he hit his credit card daily limit! WHOO, but BOO!!! Also, the party I was headed to was cancelled due to crappy weather =( I HATE SNOW! So I’ll be available to torment after all. }
{Edit 2: dodo’s gone and bought EVERYTHING off My Main WANTlist!}
{Edit: dodo’s up to $500 $700 tonight! $1500 for the week =}
What a week! I had a fabulous birthday party – some old friends from San Fran I haven’t seen in YEARS flew into Cleveland and it was a HUGE surprise. I literally screamed when I saw them, as these girls and I did some major stomping of the city {and boys!} together when I lived in the Mission.
I finally took some pics of the gifts I got {I guess there are more on the way now!}
thumper got Me Chaos!!! Finally! The eager-to-please, sweater-pissing, carrot-munching dork did a great job on getting this – I literally have been sniffing Myself for days and delighting in My DELICIOUSNESS =P
thumper – I’ve got a carrot that needs a hole. Report for duuuuuty….NOW.
He also got the goodies below:
And tiny came in a the biggest loser YET AGAIN with this killer new system! It’s not hooked up yet, as I’ve been hosting little soires all week. I’m going to have a boy come over and do it soon though - MUST have the power!
Another new boy that’s listening to My hypnosis recordings sent Me $1100 in tributes. I’ve literally never spoken to him directly. He sent $200 every day this past week and $300 tonight. What a dodo! *wink* How well they work for Me…Yuuuummm…
I also took $600 from wombat on his first call last night. Later in a chat, he was literally begging Me to take his financial information! I contemplated for a moment, then I decided, why rush ….a slow burn is so much more torturous for him and enjoyable for Me….
Oh, and michael….you’ve got something waiting for you. Open it.
Speaking of waiting, I also got My $500 that this little faggot from days past ”forgot” to send Me. How I got it is none of your business, but I bet you’re dying to know, aren’t you? Hehehehe =)
And it looks like you owe Me another Benji – cough it up fuckhead!
I don’t flirt the concept around lightly….I NEVER forget anything and I do ALWAYS get what I want in the end.
One way or another.
I played with My new camera this morning! No photoshop, no makeup, bedhead galore, in My jammies and I’m still the seeeeeexiest Bitch you’ve ever seen!
I’ve got a birthday party to attend tonight….so it’s doubtful I’ll be available to the masses. However, you can go check out My cute new tribute buttons (kudos to technosub for the idea and webcunt for the execution) and click them until your credit card bleeds for Me!
Ciao fucklettes!
Decadent Goddess
It is with great pleasure and satisfaction that I will torture, taunt, mesmerize, and control you...
I am the Decadent Goddess. The White Devil. The Queen Bee.
I AM YOUR DREAM COME TRUE.....