Take his breath awaaaayyyyy…..

I picked up some 20+ Amazon boxes that dodo got Me from the post office today.  Yummy!

So I get them home, open them up….

and all I can think of is how I’d like to suffocate a boy with packing peanuts and bubblewrap….

So that’s what I’m going to do tonight.

The rest of you get to wait.

I might be available later on this evening…say around 11 or midnight or so.  Then again, I might not. 

$3,000 and a cup o’ tea = perfect morning

randomloser and dedorko …….. $600 each.

hopeless ……..  $800.

dodo …….. another $1,000!

Sitting in My silky kimono robe this morning, drinking a cup of Irish breakfast tea, laughing in delight….priceless.


Here’s a lovely little montage of dodo’s past week’s tributes:
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Short and sweet

I woke up to $1,000 from dodo (pluck, pluck) and $500 from hopeless (shriiiveled)!

dodo has also been buying out My WANTlists so quickly that I don’t even know the $$$ amount it’s up to now…8-9 grand maybe??… and he’s also gone from sending $300 a day to $500 a day. So, the last two days I got another $1,000. =)

Does that make you feel even more inadequate than you already are? Thought so. Hahahahaha….

I got a bottle of stinky perfume from david1519.  Yeah, Cashmere Mist stinks.  Don’t buy it.  How the hell DK would discontinue Chaos and make this putrid shit baffles Me.

I put a bunch of photos of My new goodies up.

Anyway, I’m playing with My new toys and relaxing.

That is all. Class dismissed.

 

 

Where, oh where did My WANTlists go!?

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

No sooner than I’ve put more things on My Amazon, then here swoops in little dodo, buying EVERYTHING up yet again!  Today he bought about $1300 of goodies for Goddess ($5,500 total) AND tributed another $800.

randomloser also showed back up and put his $900 where it rightfully belongs – in MY ACCOUNT. 
I’ve also got something delicious in the works.  Wait for it. 

You see, you dance with the Devil and the Devil doesn’t change….

She changes you.

 

 

The Girl With The Most Cake

My HUGE haul from dodo and the mustang came in today!  Well, at least I think this is all of it….there maybe more…yuuuuuuuuummy!

It’s a pretty picture, but I like this one better:

I also made a new video today, check it out on the Goddess Channel.

I won’t be online tonight….but you’ll be thinking about Me…….

Internet down, gold up

My internet was out ALL day/night for some reason.  I suppose it had to due with the wild wind storm here last night.  It was quite the witchy evening…

Anyway, I see that I missed several appointments, and a load of IM’s.  I’ll be available this weekend, boys.

I was going to torture the living hell out of fatcunt too….such a shame.  Needles and tranny hookers….it could have been a great night *sigh*

I’ve decided that lardbelly gets to eat out of his neighborhood garbage cans for the next month.  Or more.  I’m hoping for moldy bread, used condoms and other such delicacies for his abysmal hole.

My goodies from dodo started showing up today!  Express FedEx….yum!  I got a lovely chaise lounge for the studio, luggage, a few backdrops and some makeup accessories from Sephora. 

I’m waiting for everything to arrive before I take photos.  I like the idea of one photo showing off My HUGE shopping spree.  I am such the Material Girl!

The gold price keeps rising……rising….rising….

Now that’s sex.

 

I smell DEEEEEELICIOUS!

{Edit 3: dodo nearly cleaned out My ENTIRE “Enterain Me” WANTlist before he hit his credit card daily limit!  WHOO, but BOO!!!  Also, the party I was headed to was cancelled due to crappy weather =(  I HATE SNOW! So I’ll be available to torment after all. } 

{Edit 2: dodo’s gone and bought EVERYTHING off My Main WANTlist!}

{Edit: dodo’s up to $500  $700 tonight! $1500 for the week =} 

What a week!  I had a fabulous birthday party – some old friends from San Fran I haven’t seen in YEARS flew into Cleveland and it was a HUGE surprise. I literally screamed when I saw them, as these girls and I did some major stomping of the city {and boys!} together when I lived in the Mission. 

I finally took some pics of the gifts I got {I guess there are more on the way now!}

thumper got Me Chaos!!! Finally!  The eager-to-please, sweater-pissing, carrot-munching  dork did a great job on getting this – I literally have been sniffing Myself for days and delighting in My DELICIOUSNESS =P

thumper – I’ve got a carrot that needs a hole. Report for duuuuuty….NOW.

He also got the goodies below:

 

 

 

 

 

 

And tiny came in a the biggest loser YET AGAIN with this killer new system!  It’s not hooked up yet, as I’ve been hosting little soires all week.  I’m going to have a boy come over and do it soon though - MUST have the power!

Another new boy that’s listening to My hypnosis recordings sent Me $1100 in tributes.  I’ve literally never spoken to him directly.  He sent $200 every day this past week and $300 tonight. What a dodo! *wink* How well they work for Me…Yuuuummm…

I also took $600 from wombat on his first call last night.  Later in a chat, he was literally begging Me to take his financial information!  I contemplated for a moment, then I decided, why rush ….a slow burn is so much more torturous for him and enjoyable for Me….

Oh, and michael….you’ve got something waiting for you. Open it.

Speaking of  waiting, I also got My $500 that this little faggot from days past ”forgot” to send Me.  How I got it is none of your business, but I bet you’re dying to know, aren’t you? Hehehehe =) 

And it looks like you owe Me another Benji – cough it up fuckhead!

I don’t flirt the concept around lightly….I NEVER forget anything and I do ALWAYS get what I want in the end.

One way or another.

Pretty In Pink

I played with My new camera this morning! No photoshop, no makeup, bedhead galore, in My jammies and I’m still the seeeeeexiest Bitch you’ve ever seen!

I’ve got a birthday party to attend tonight….so it’s doubtful I’ll be available to the masses.  However, you can go check out My cute new tribute buttons (kudos to technosub for the idea and webcunt for the execution) and click them until your credit card bleeds for Me!

Ciao fucklettes!

Dicklette slams, two new boys and FUCK am I HOT!

My studio is excellent!  I did a shoot two nights ago and it was a blast.  I still have to figure out how to use everything and then teach My friends and whatnot, but it’s fantastic and it’s finally DONE.

Here’s a wallpaper that was made from one of the pics.  Download it, put it on your desktop and and stare for HOURS with Niteflirt open and send, send, SEND!

I Own YouI Own You

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I’ll put the whole photoset up soon.  There’s like 20 ultra-devastating pics for your brains to get all mushed up and stupid over. =P

And hey cuntboys, it’s My Birthday on the 19th.  One week away! I’ve been so busy I totally forgot about it!  Imagine that, Me forgetting about something to capitalize on…Hahahaha.

I haven’t updated My Amazon WANTlist in awhile, as I mentioned before – but I think I’ll click around and put some goodies on it, get rid of old stuff…..yada, yada.

So, on the matter of slaves and rejects of nature…..

The mustang has freaking malaria.  I’m rather upset that My Name isn’t on his will yet.  I wonder if he will get better or DIE??  It would be unfortunate if I missed out giving him a death kick with thigh high boots on…I think I’m sad now.

Hahahahahaaha!!!!!!!!!!!

fatcunt reported for doormat duty.  I made him sit in a tub of freezing cold water while whispering My sweet nothings in his ear.  I knew he was thirsty as hell, so after profusely begging Me to satiate his parched hole, I graciously allowed him to chug 16 ounces of yummy-licious contact lense solution!  I hear it creates terrible bowel issues the next day.  I do love to leave a lingering effect.

After freezing for quite awhile, manboobs-a-plenty got to take a scalding hot shower.  Wow, I’ve heard some screams in My life, but goodness!  Boy wonderless sounded like a dying rabbit! Hehehehe….

The grand finale was having him slam his lackthereof under the HEAVY toilet seat so many times I can’t remember.  It would have only been more satisfying had I been slamming it Myself.  You just can’t judge if they’re doing it right and HARD enough, you know…

Two new boys showed up on chat at the same time – that was a fun juggling act.  I’m taking thousands ($3,100 to be exact) from one, but the other one shows up in the middle of it and I only got $300 from him.  #2 also got Me a new bottle of Donna Karan Gold though, which was good, because My bottle’s almost gone.  I still have the little purse parfums mustang got, but I like the spray better.  Those little rollerball thingies have a sort of chemical smell, and I can’t tolerate it.

Yeah, I’d post “proof” (LOL, that term and the whole notion of it cracks Me up) but there are tattletales all over watching My every move, and it wouldn’t be prudent at this juncture. It’ll go in members only posts that you get the pleasure of paying out the ass to read.

And you thought only your faggot asses obsess over Me! Boys, girls…..My appeal knows no boundaries =P

Additionally, the other havoc I’ve been stirring up will also be in a members-only journal.  There are a few things that need to be worked out before I make passwords available – but keep your pervy eyes open for it soon.

Now get your inadequate shell over to My WANTlist and buy Me birthday presents =)

Giddyup trigger

During an surfing escapade today, that consisted of looking for a new bedroom suite – I happened upon this.  How it was that the search for the perfect boudoir lead to such a touching article, I sum up to the fascinating journey that is the Internet. 

I admit that by mac’s meandering standards…..I am a ruthless scam.  I am unethical by anyone’s “normal” standards and utterly self-absorbed.  I will place suggestions in recordings that are completely crafted to melt your mind into Mine and leave you unable to be weened.  I will manipulate you to get what I want, and you may not even be aware that I’m doing so.  But then again, you may. And you may enjoy it. You do enjoy it.

trigger enjoys it. A few months back, this little boy requested some custom hypnosis recordings from Me.  I am happy to report that they are indeed working in that ever-so-sordid way.  trigger has since gotten a long-awaited promotion at work due to My reinforcements and is not only sending Me every cent of that lovely raise, but is now in the process of a detailed budget outlining his basic needs.  All else goes to Me.

I am also putting the mustang on an allowance, but alas, being overseas creates a bit of a predicament when it comes to having a US account.  Damn 9-11.  However, I’ve come up with an alternative that I will be enforcing immediately.

 I could tell you how much, but it all gets very redundant, doesn’t it?

And tiny’s still working on selling that damn SUV.  Has it listed everywhere, and only a few bites, but no hook.  Perhaps the chastity device is not working for his focus, and I’ll need to look into castration.  Eunuchs make much more devoted slaves.

Many of you tried to contact Me today.  I spoke to some of you for a few moments. For those I did not speak to - I’m still a tad under the weather if you will, but there’s no need to toss yourself off  a building just yet.  I’ll be available by phone in a day or two.

 

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*streeeeeetch* 

I’m back.  I know all of you have missed Me so….

For those who don’t already know, I’ve been enjoying the last of the warm weather and taking little trips here and there.  I’ve been boating all over Lake Erie, in My boat and some new friends’ killer cigarette boat. It’s a 42ft. Fountain and if you’ve never been on one, they are fast fast fast and fun as hell!   I drove it several times now and it’s a HUGE thrill =)

Also went to some killer concerts: Carina Round, Bjork, Ani Difranco and Queensryche. I’ve got like 4 or 5 more concerts I’m going to coming up here soon.

What else….oh yeah, getting cash and goodies as usual! My latest haul from the post office:

Seems I’ve got a new admirer.  Hey bj, I saw your journal. Quite the addict, aren’t you!  Buy ME more! 

bj bought a bunch of stuff of My WANTlist:

Here’s a scan of the note bj sent with one of the dvds.  Says it all, doesn’t it? Hahahahaha….

david1519 got Me the cutest toe ring ever!  It’s really gorgeous:

happyhour got Me these espradilles:

And My little beastie o’ burden mustang sent some amber jewelry and some more cool foreign money for My collection:

Also, for those of you who’ve been setting appointments on NF and I’ve ignored them, I’ll be on tonight or tomorrow. 

Right now I’m going shopping with My paid off credit card from tiny.  Ciao, fucklettes!

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