Pretty presents and a HOT tan
These are a few of My favorite pieces of jewelry that have come in the last few days! As I write this, the UPS boy just delivered a TON more boxes! OMG! Hehehehe I LOVE IT!
And the GORGEOUS armoire that all My sparklies get to reside in!
Oh, and HOT HOT HOT! I look stunning with a tan! I swear My skin is GLOWING and softer than ever. Here are some webcam snaps…..Yuuuuuummy!
I know, I know……….when you look at Me, you can’t help feeling even MORE inferior that you already are. You dream about being on your knees in front of Me, begging to be useful.
Oh stop already. We both know that you couldn’t possibly even function faced with My INTIMIDATING visage hovering above you. Your knees would shake, you’d swallow your tongue and be rendered inept. Or dead.
Hahahahaha!!!!!
P.S. That one was especially for youuuuuuuuuuuu!!!
Dear Goddess,
I get these kind of emails all the time, and for the most part I ignore them. For whatever reason I decided to reply to this one a moment ago and thought the result was amusing. =)
The email:
Dear Goddess,
I would like to serve you, but I’m afraid that I am not worthy or wealthy enough. You are the most amazing Dominant Woman I have ever laid eyes on. I see you take so much from your slaves and I’m afraid that I’d lose My entire savings to you. But I can’t stop looking at your site and your pictures. I’m obsessed with you. I’m at work right now, and I should be working but I can’t stop thinking about you. I don’t know what to do. Please tell me what to do.
My reply:
boy,
See if you can follow. I’ve made it really easy for your mushy little mind to comprehend.1. You don’t “lose” anything to Me – you simply give to Me what is rightfully Mine.
2. You’re definitely NOT worthy. Your life ONLY has purpose IF you become My slave and please Me in said coveted position.
3. You’re probably NOT wealthy enough to be of much interest to Me – however, I’ll thoroughly enjoy taking everything you’ve got and then some. And I will get whatever I want from you.
4. What you get to do is go into the bathroom at your office and piss on yourself. You may then return to you desk and send Me $500 for that privilege.
The result:
Oh yeah, I got $900 from My birdy today too. But that’s not ALL!!!!!
I also got another one of these from him:
I’ll put up the rest later…..I’m getting goodies delivered right now!!!
Soul to Sole (Life After Goddess Is STILL Serving Goddess)
So, My current focus is to have dedicated servants make Me the rightful beneficiary on their life insurance policies, as I have with My boys here. Last night in My conversations with trigger (who, by the way, is still on an allowance that I dole out to him and I get the rest which equates to about $4,000 a month), something quite hilarious came up.
Read on….
The Queen Bee: I’m the only one you live for (-name edited-)
The Queen Bee: and I’ll be the one you die for. I literally own your soul.
The Queen Bee: so it makes perfect sense, doesn’t it…(long pause)
The Queen Bee: speak up, I haven’t got all day boy
trigger: of course it does but i’m afraid
The Queen Bee: Afraid of what? Death?
The Queen Bee: It’s inevitable
The Queen Bee: Deal with it
trigger: no thats not it
The Queen Bee: Well cough it up already
The Queen Bee: With the way you’re typing, you might as well be dying right now
trigger: i’m afraid YOU will have me killed(I’m laughing hysterically)
The Queen Bee: Fear is a good thing
trigger: what does that mean
The Queen Bee: It means what it means
The Queen Bee: it’s a good thing to fear – it could save your life
trigger: ?
trigger: you are scaring me
The Queen Bee: you deserve it for thinking I’d risk MY HOLY VESSEL for life insurance that wouldn’t last Me a year dumbass
The Queen Bee: Now go gobble the trash up – and write yourself a note to call your attorney tomorrow.
trigger: yes Goddess
trigger: everything for YOU Goddess
The Queen Bee: Yes, EVERYTHING.
I really enjoyed twisting his brain. trigger was allowed to phone Me later and I did it some more – only I stepped it up a million notches. Needless to say, I made him cry, and that made Me laugh even harder. It was a riot. =)
So today he messages Me and what does he have to report???? That I indeed will be the SOLE beneficiary on his $500,000 life insurance policy.
So uh, anyone know where I could find a cheap hitman?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! Relax, trig. You’re worth more to Me alive.
That is, of course, if you maintain productivity…..
Home is where I break your heart….
A dose of DG….finally! I bet your little skintag is just pulsing to the extreme isn’t it! I imagine it’s like a little worm, all dirty and ready to be dissected for Science. But go ahead now, you all may all prick your bitty dangles with a bunch of pink head straight pins in honor of My Divine Return! Take a picture, send it to Me….hell send it to your mother, wife and priest too. I’m sure they’ll ALL enjoy the freakshow.
Sooooooooo………My vacation was subliiiiiiime. I’m officially THE Mexican National Symbol of Beauty. I was literally WORSHIPPED by thousands of those little mexis. I could have foregone flying home, opting instead for being carried on the shoulders of the tiny Mayans, as a true Goddess should travel.
And treated like a true Goddess, I was….My Amazonian Blonde Beauty stunned them ALL into submission. I had this preconceived notion that Latino boys were chock full of meaningless machisimo – well, obviously not in My Presence. No need to demand anything anywhere - EVERYTHING I wanted was just there.Some highlights of My trip:
- Had a supremely beautiful snorkeling trip…..lots of magnificent sea creatures – much like Myself. =)
- I went scuba diving for the first time! It was amazing! I so should have done this sooner – I’m a total mermaid! =P However, I’ve discovered that Mexico is one of the most difficult places to dive, as the ocean has a very powerful undercurrent. But, I did it, and it was fabulous!
- Visited Chichen-Itza – completely awe-inspiring. Was supremely pissed that they do not allow you to walk up the main temple anymore. I was rather looking forward to that.
- Had the most amazing massage of My Life overlooking the beach. Tipped the masseuse $300. (P.S. That used to be your money HAHA!)
For the most part I soaked up the sunshine. Gawd, do I have a beautiful sunkissed glowing tan now! Even My tanlines turn Me on, which I usually hate, but fuckYum! Everything’s delicious on Me!
Oh, I also came home to $5000+ in tributes and I’ve gotten $6000+ in Amazon GC’s. ¡Excelente! See, that’s the way to “work”! It’s all in the way you churn their bitty brains….chop and mush…implant and trigger….
As you can see, dodo missed Me lots.
Some new junky. Realizes this is pitiful quite quickly.
Resolves his ridiculous attempt with this! Redeems pigself slightly – now it’s time to empty his bank accounts.
Yes, I intend to drain him completely. A bloodletting on My homecoming….SUBLIME.
Oh yes, and when I got home, My house was FILLED to the ceiling with GIFTS! You have no idea what hard work it is getting presents….Hahahaaha!
It’s a good thing I have boys to open them, break down the boxes and take them to the recycling center. They, of course know that I detest coming home to a mess. My slaves watched My kitty, opened My packages for Me when I was away, assembled things that needed assembled and though My place was full of new goodies for Goddess - it was sparkling clean. So nice to come home to. They really did a lovely job.
And for all of their efforts, they were rewarded. Oh, you can ONLY imagine…..HAHAHAHA Eat, drink and be humiliated THOROUGHLY!
Such dirty little mouths now.
So, I’ll have the phone on tonight I think. I’m ready to inflict.
Are you ready to receive………………..?
Into the Deep
Well, I’m off to beautiful Mexico tomorrow morning, and from the onslaught of tributes, messages and boys waiting in LINE to speak to Me this week, it’s pretty obvious that My boys aren’t handling the idea of being seperated from Me for a week very well….
But I rather like the idea of the suffering you will feel when I am away. The needing….
As for Me, I am extremely ready to be pampered completely. Mmmmm…massages on the beach….heaven. Oxygen facials…..sublime.
I’ll be back on the 13th.
Until then, here’s a little something for you to……fall deeper into while I’m gone.
EDIT: Above link fixed. Well, go on then.
Am I PHENOMENAL or what?!!!
These gift certificates aren’t even counting the THOUSANDS of dollars of stuff My little birdy buys off Amazon directly. It’s hot, I know!!!! No – I’M HOT! And I don’t just mean sexxxxxy. I mean ACHINGLY GORGEOUS AND TRIUMPHANTLY BRILLIANT!
Yeah if I was you, I’d want to be Me too! The problem for you is this:
I am The Incomparable.
Copy every word I write…no seriously, DO IT! How about you just call your dusty Amazon wishlist a WANTlist or some other cute derivative of My Divine Vernacular?! I’m sure the boypigs will clear up those goodies in a blinding flash! HAHAHAHAHA! No! Try bleaching those brunette locks suicide blonde like Mine! WHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! They’ll love you, I promise! Oh, here’s a good one….take up HYPNOSIS! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
No wait! I’ve got the perfect solution!
Get on your dirty cock-smoking knees and grovel like the rest of the WORLD!
P.S. The secret’s in the sauce!
UPDATE 3-30-08:
There is really only one thing to say about this…..
Whatever Thee Goddess Wants, Thee GODDESS GETS!
Scam-a-Lamma-Ding-Dong (Or “Back To The Big House She Goes”)
So Melissa K. Jutras is pretending to be Me on Amazon. Yeah, isn’t that a riot and a half!
This old junky thinks that she’s running a hot scam, setting up a wishlist under My Name and all. The rotten twat has actually tried to be….dare I say, devious (ack!), by putting a half ton of pink crap and a bunch of goodies that I’ve already gotten on her shitlist along with the other junk she hopes to receive by attempting to imitate THE DIVINE.
I laughed My ass off when I saw it.
Don’t know who Melissa Jutras is, you say…
Yeah, I didn’t either until today. It seems Melissa Jutras is an pathetic petty thief.
Judge Mark O’Connor placed three defendants on the prosecutor’s pretrial diversion program on October 8, 2007. Deanna Burnham, age 35 of Cable pled guilty to grand theft, Jerome Hicks, age 18 of Bellefontaine pled guilty to aggravated assault, and Melissa Jutras, age 41 of Bellefontaine pled guilty to receiving stolen property.
Melissa, I’d suggest you hoist up those granny torpedoes and move again. They’re coming for ya, cuntbag.
Anyway, My WANTlists are here:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1I854A1E0OC69
I know you dorks are dimwitted, so if it’s not the one above – it’s not MINE.
Oh, and I took more money this week than most of you peasants make in a year. Every time I recover from some illness, I just have the most voracious appetite for ……………
Nursemaids, mummy chickens and the perfect catch 22
I think I played more video games last week than I did in My entire childhood! I totally got sick again…..but it’s over.
Being out of commission and getting tributes and presents everyday makes it *almost* tolerable. That and having a little bell to ring when I want something.
slave was on vacation this week and he got to spend it being My nursemaid. Sure, I’m a brat. But when I’m under the weather, I am Damien from The Omen. Hahahahaha….I had him running around and doing so much that he literally passed out from exhaustion. After graciously letting him sleep for a few, I rang the bell loud as hell, woke him up and yelled at him to get out at 2am.
My house is immaculately clean now =) I had BOXES and BOXES stacked to the CEILING!!! My gifts strung out everywhere! My house looked like Amazon.com! Hahahaha!
And they are still coming! dodo keeps buying and tributing every day. Last week was $500 every day, a $1,100 Amazon gift card for the items he couldn’t buy, and today I woke up to another $1000. Isn’t life MY LIFE GRAND!
I also got another $1000 from zero. This Queen Bee addict tributed a long time ago and disappeared for awhile - had a Membersomenumber name – so I call him zero.
Psst….
psst….
hey zero….
Send 30 more of those thousand-dollar-drops….and don’t call Me until the 30 days is up.
I also made a phone call last week. Let’s just say it was a friendly reminder that ended in Me receiving an overnight envelope of $3000. I do love a perfect catch-22.
Mmmmm….
Anyway, now that I can finally speak again – I’m going to record some audio. I have a thousand painful ideas I must inflict upon you.
P.S. In the last month, lardbelly has eaten: dirt, alot of trashed food including a mummy chicken ROFLMAO!!!, department store flyers AND the contents of a petri dish (MY PERSONAL FUCKING FAVORITE! WHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAA!)
St. Valentine’s Day Massacre
Today, most of My boys got to bleed for Goddess in green…and red.
dodo sent another $1,000 and bought everything on My WANTlist once again. My entranced birdy has purchased $16,000 of goodies for Goddess in what, two weeks?
dedorko overnighted $2,000 cash and sent an AMAZING bouquet of exotic flowers that smell phenomenal. I must find out what they are – I have NEVER smelled flowers so divine in My life!
Other tributes for Aphrodite in the flesh:
zero – $1,000 (what a bizarre accompanying email…maybe I’ll post it tomorrow…)
hopeless – $650 (atrophy is what happens to it….HAHAHA)
lardbelly – $400 (tonight’s dumpster diving feast for porky: kitty litter GROSS PUKE!!!)
randomloser – $400
There were also seven $100 tributes from various boys – some I know, some I do not. I noticed. You’re simply not worth mentioning right now.
Also I’ve gone from a smothering fascination to blood lust. I bit david’s wrist until it bled. Little droplets of life. All Mine. His orgasm was instant. It was an extraordinarily powerful moment.
Then there were the thorns on the fragrant Angel face roses ( I do believe he must have asked the florist to leave them on, the little masochist) he brought Me…
His inner thighs look like a polka dot predator was on the loose. His penis cried.
It’s dodo’s fault really. All the gifts and the large daily tributes have aroused Me immensely.
I’m exhausted…..yet still, I thirst for more.
Take his breath awaaaayyyyy…..
I picked up some 20+ Amazon boxes that dodo got Me from the post office today. Yummy!
So I get them home, open them up….
and all I can think of is how I’d like to suffocate a boy with packing peanuts and bubblewrap….
So that’s what I’m going to do tonight.
The rest of you get to wait.
I might be available later on this evening…say around 11 or midnight or so. Then again, I might not.
Decadent Goddess
It is with great pleasure and satisfaction that I will torture, taunt, mesmerize, and control you...
I am the Decadent Goddess. The White Devil. The Queen Bee.
I AM YOUR DREAM COME TRUE.....