The Girl With The Most Cake
My HUGE haul from dodo and the mustang came in today! Well, at least I think this is all of it….there maybe more…yuuuuuuuuummy!
It’s a pretty picture, but I like this one better:
I also made a new video today, check it out on the Goddess Channel.
I won’t be online tonight….but you’ll be thinking about Me…….
My WANTlists cleared out again!
I got a message from the mustang earlier that he also bought EVERYTHING off two of My WANTlists! I fill them up, and they disappear no sooner than I logout…..
But wait! There are still a few lists that aren’t completely cleaned up and so many of you lurking….
I want them ALL cleaned out.
Buy here:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/8F9H4RLCO3JZ
And here:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/MFSRCVE6HPLK
I’ll be online tonight after 10PM.
Internet down, gold up
My internet was out ALL day/night for some reason. I suppose it had to due with the wild wind storm here last night. It was quite the witchy evening…
Anyway, I see that I missed several appointments, and a load of IM’s. I’ll be available this weekend, boys.
I was going to torture the living hell out of fatcunt too….such a shame. Needles and tranny hookers….it could have been a great night *sigh*
I’ve decided that lardbelly gets to eat out of his neighborhood garbage cans for the next month. Or more. I’m hoping for moldy bread, used condoms and other such delicacies for his abysmal hole.
My goodies from dodo started showing up today! Express FedEx….yum! I got a lovely chaise lounge for the studio, luggage, a few backdrops and some makeup accessories from Sephora.
I’m waiting for everything to arrive before I take photos. I like the idea of one photo showing off My HUGE shopping spree. I am such the Material Girl!
The gold price keeps rising……rising….rising….
Now that’s sex.
I smell DEEEEEELICIOUS!
{Edit 3: dodo nearly cleaned out My ENTIRE “Enterain Me” WANTlist before he hit his credit card daily limit! WHOO, but BOO!!! Also, the party I was headed to was cancelled due to crappy weather =( I HATE SNOW! So I’ll be available to torment after all. }
{Edit 2: dodo’s gone and bought EVERYTHING off My Main WANTlist!}
{Edit: dodo’s up to $500 $700 tonight! $1500 for the week =}
What a week! I had a fabulous birthday party – some old friends from San Fran I haven’t seen in YEARS flew into Cleveland and it was a HUGE surprise. I literally screamed when I saw them, as these girls and I did some major stomping of the city {and boys!} together when I lived in the Mission.
I finally took some pics of the gifts I got {I guess there are more on the way now!}
thumper got Me Chaos!!! Finally! The eager-to-please, sweater-pissing, carrot-munching dork did a great job on getting this – I literally have been sniffing Myself for days and delighting in My DELICIOUSNESS =P
thumper – I’ve got a carrot that needs a hole. Report for duuuuuty….NOW.
He also got the goodies below:
And tiny came in a the biggest loser YET AGAIN with this killer new system! It’s not hooked up yet, as I’ve been hosting little soires all week. I’m going to have a boy come over and do it soon though - MUST have the power!
Another new boy that’s listening to My hypnosis recordings sent Me $1100 in tributes. I’ve literally never spoken to him directly. He sent $200 every day this past week and $300 tonight. What a dodo! *wink* How well they work for Me…Yuuuummm…
I also took $600 from wombat on his first call last night. Later in a chat, he was literally begging Me to take his financial information! I contemplated for a moment, then I decided, why rush ….a slow burn is so much more torturous for him and enjoyable for Me….
Oh, and michael….you’ve got something waiting for you. Open it.
Speaking of waiting, I also got My $500 that this little faggot from days past ”forgot” to send Me. How I got it is none of your business, but I bet you’re dying to know, aren’t you? Hehehehe =)
And it looks like you owe Me another Benji – cough it up fuckhead!
I don’t flirt the concept around lightly….I NEVER forget anything and I do ALWAYS get what I want in the end.
One way or another.
I played with My new camera this morning! No photoshop, no makeup, bedhead galore, in My jammies and I’m still the seeeeeexiest Bitch you’ve ever seen!
I’ve got a birthday party to attend tonight….so it’s doubtful I’ll be available to the masses. However, you can go check out My cute new tribute buttons (kudos to technosub for the idea and webcunt for the execution) and click them until your credit card bleeds for Me!
Ciao fucklettes!
Oh Holy Day!
It’s My Birthday and I’m more rotten that EVER! Hehehehe…
I’m having a GREAT day and tonight I’ll be hopping in a limo and terrorizing C-town! If you’re a pig who lives in Cleveland, I’ll be in the Warehouse District….pop down there, and when you see Me – drop to your fucking knees, crawl over and BEG ME to use you as a bitchboy wallet and ash-hole all night. You might actually get the privilege of being a useful fool!
So, I’ll post pics of goodies later, but so far I got:
A new $5000 desktop computer from tiny! I’m so excited about this! It MEGA powerful and is going to let Me make/edit videos like I want to! I also got a few more very special things from him, but it’s a private thing, and I’m not teeeeeelllllling! =P
Donna Karan Chaos (which is no longer on the market!) at $1000 a bottle from one of My new boys, thumper. I am SOOOOOOO pleased that I have another bottle of My SIGNATURE perfume. I ADORE this deliciously wicked perfume!!!! This little twat also got Me a new Canon Powershot, a little camera that fits so nicely in My bags. Cute! I also took $1000 or so more from him a few days ago – that was fuuuuuun. With oh-so-much MORE to come! Toodle-loo wifey!
I’ve also got a few envelopes of yummy cash from dedorko, nathan and hopeless!
And My mustang attempted to buy a BUNCH of things off of his special MUSTGIVEHERWHATEVERSHEWANTSlist, but it got bunged up since he’s overseas. So, when that’s all fixed, I’ll be getting the motherload from My ponybaby – in addition to something else REALLY speeeeeecial…but you’ll have to wait for that little tale!
And you………what did I get from you, you voyeuristic cheap maggot?! Yeah, get your pansyass over to My WANTlists and get Me something good!
Better yet, go grab a bottle of liquor, sit ALONE tonight (you deserve no fun!), STARE at My Pictures and DROOL over My VIDEOS for hours and hours and hours while you drink yourself into oblivion, Pray to Me and PUSH MY BUTTONS TO ATONE FOR YOUR SINS!!
$1000
$500
$300
$200
$100
MY GREEDY GIRLY WANTLIST
http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1I854A1E0OC69
No WISHES, Only WANTS
I haven’t really added anything to My WANTlists for awhile, because quite frankly shopping on Amazon is so slow and tedious and I’m far too impatient when it comes to finding the perfect thing. Waiting on pages of crap that I don’t want to load isn’t My gig.
That said, I did add a few things today. A couple of items for My photo studio (it’ll be done tomorrow!!) and a luggage set for My upcoming trip to who knows where. Hahahaha…I still haven’t decided exactly where I want to go. I am one picky, particular Woman.
I MUST have the items for the studio and since you MUST have MORE OF ME – get to buying.
Oh yes, I also forgot to mention that tiny bought the rest of the big $$ equipment for My studio. Good boy. Now beg.
And I’ve discovered that I can still take calls on Niteflirt even with being suspended or such. I might be on later this evening, but then again I might not. You can check My status on My Site.
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For those of you who have been attempting to contact Me:
I’m sick.
I’ve got bronchitis and it sucks.
I’m in bed until I feel better.
Go buy Me some movies from Amazon…..I like to veg to flicks when I am sick. Send them overnight.
The mustang just bought a whole page from My Entertain Me WANTlist and a whole page from My Bewitching and Bejeweled WANTlist. I got $700 of the jewelry yesterday. I also got $500 from lardbelly and $400 from truebornsinner.
I’ll post pics of goodies when I feel better.
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*streeeeeetch*
I’m back. I know all of you have missed Me so….
For those who don’t already know, I’ve been enjoying the last of the warm weather and taking little trips here and there. I’ve been boating all over Lake Erie, in My boat and some new friends’ killer cigarette boat. It’s a 42ft. Fountain and if you’ve never been on one, they are fast fast fast and fun as hell! I drove it several times now and it’s a HUGE thrill =)
Also went to some killer concerts: Carina Round, Bjork, Ani Difranco and Queensryche. I’ve got like 4 or 5 more concerts I’m going to coming up here soon.
What else….oh yeah, getting cash and goodies as usual! My latest haul from the post office:
Seems I’ve got a new admirer. Hey bj, I saw your journal. Quite the addict, aren’t you! Buy ME more!
bj bought a bunch of stuff of My WANTlist:
Here’s a scan of the note bj sent with one of the dvds. Says it all, doesn’t it? Hahahahaha….
david1519 got Me the cutest toe ring ever! It’s really gorgeous:
happyhour got Me these espradilles:
And My little beastie o’ burden mustang sent some amber jewelry and some more cool foreign money for My collection:
Also, for those of you who’ve been setting appointments on NF and I’ve ignored them, I’ll be on tonight or tomorrow.
Right now I’m going shopping with My paid off credit card from tiny. Ciao, fucklettes!
Slave Serials
I absolutely crack up when I make those little animations of you fuckers! I’m going to start calling them the “slave serials”. This week’s 2 installations feature the hilarious trashgobbling midget kevin! kevypoo is down with the The Queen Bee epidemic and MUST COMPLY with everything I tell him to do…….
LET THE NIPPLES BURN! (And the ash hole swallow!)
midget has no idea why Goddess has made him take off a shirt and hold a lighter up for many minutes. Behold the confusion.
midget looks closer to the screen to see that Goddess has instructed him to “Burn your nipples with the hot metal, faggot!” Behold the hilarious wincing of excruciating pain!
midget is made to fire up the torture device again and is terrified now. Anticipation is hell. Behold the nervous eye twitch!
midget has begged “pleease noo!”, but Goddess could care less. “Burn the other one, and make sure you hold it there for a LONG time.” Behold the breakdance of love.
midget must now snuff the ciggy he wasn’t supposed to smoke in the first place out on his floor scrubber. Behold the smoke choke.
midget thought he was getting steak for dindin but realizes the only thing his mouth deserves are nasty butts and ashes. Behold the look of Yum!
SOCK IT TO YA SLAVES
A filthy sock. A naked gay guy and some Aussie shampoo. Whatever could be going on here?
Rock ‘em, sock ‘em up the ass!
Shampoo for lube makes it slide in fast!
Smile for your audience, kevypoo! I know you’ve been reading My Diary like a junky and now you’re a STAR! I’ve got about $1000 or so from this trashgobbler thus far.
And some anon fuckstick sent Me $500 =) I could have done without the letter dumdum, but good to know you’re as lovestruck and stupid as the rest of them!
Cash in the mail floats My boat to China, so send Me alot:
Decadent Enterprises
PO Box 412
Lksd/Mrblhd, Oh
43440
I also finally got this adorable little fairy bottle I had brokenmustang order awhile ago! It’s the cutest!
And some lovely and very delicious smelling flowers were delivered to Me today! I’m not quite sure who they are from, but I have an idea. (edit: florals from My beastie mustang)
They really look about 1,000 times better than this pic……..and OMG, they smell amazing! Almost as amazing as I do…..mmmmmmmmnnn…
I haven’t really been shopping online too much lately, but I’m going to get on Amazon tonight and add some goodies to My WANTlist.
You know what to do to make Me smile, freakbabies! Buy buy buy! Feed the endless greed!
I’ll also be taking calls tonight…poor you! Hahahaha!!!!!!
WHOOOOOOHOOOO vs. boohoo
Goddess said, “Let there be Sephora”, and there was Sephora.
And it was good.And expensive!
I wanted a little Donna Karan Gold perfume rollerball for My bags. I got 5. Those little suckers are $50 a pop.
That little blue box on the bottom was $195. For a hair product. Hehehehe… Oh yeah, and each shampoo and conditioner was $69.
These are fantastic!
Well it’s been a tie. Which one of My boys here gets to airbrush The Queen Bee naked?
david or slave. slave or david.
slave gets to airbrush his Goddess. Be envious, be very envious.
This is a $240 ceramic hair straightener. I didn’t need it – I wanted it.
Oh, and while bored rotten twats with nothing better to do than sit around reporting Myspace profiles for adult content to get them deleted, I take $1200 from their ex-”slaves”. Now that’s ironic, isn’t it?
Yeah, My profile on Myspace is gone again. Boohoo. No, seriously – boohoo.
Hehehe….
Soooooo…..I fucked you little boys over to the tune of:
happyhour — $1200 (email and tell Me again how tasty it was when I made you drink your own piss.)
truebornsinner — $900 (if I make you put much more up your ass, it’s probably going to gape. Go confess.)
lardbelly – $650 (you make Me violently sick. Still.)
faggottrashhole – $500 (newbie to DG, and I’ve already got you crying. Too, too fun and too easy.)
hypnoboy – $300 (Did you find yourself distracted at work? Hehehe…)
pissypants – $250 ( I hope your sister dies.)
jase131 – $100 (Better spent on Me, than up that little pansy nose of yours.)
It was fun pigfucks…let’s do it again soon.
tiny – you’re back to best little boy status. The horse’s ass fucked up big time and is on ignore until he confesses his sins.
Oh yeah, do any of you little maggots have a light?
Decadent Goddess
It is with great pleasure and satisfaction that I will torture, taunt, mesmerize, and control you...
I am the Decadent Goddess. The White Devil. The Queen Bee.
I AM YOUR DREAM COME TRUE.....