Goddess Gets…AGAIN! A new SUV for ME!
The Queen Bee: sounds like quite the predicament for you…
The Queen Bee: hard time typing?
birdy: It is It is, you know, i was thinking I spent 75 k in less than 2 weeks. 30k on car 25k on Amazon and 20 k in tributes, must be a new record
birdy: And yes I am , i cant type and look at you at th same time, its too hard:((
So do you like the new 2008 Mercury Mariner My little birdy was compelled to buy Me?
I wanted something cute and black to be able to tote My boat around….
And the Mariner was the perfect choice….sleek, shiny and just gorgeous!
She’s a perfect fit….so soft, and yet so powerful at the same time.
One little wire transfer of $30,000 to the dealership and…….
VOILA! It’s Mine…..as usual.
I just adore those Versace sunglasses too – and considering how sunny and bright it is where I live, a Girl needs a pair (or 50) of gorgeous specs. =P
Oh and I also got most of the goodies from My recent shopping spree on Amazon. A few of My favorites:

I wanted a diamond bracelet, but I just abhor most diamond bracelets. I found this on Amazon and fell in love! They have had some gorgeous jewelry – I think I’ve almost cleaned them out! You can oggle the rest of My sparklies on the Goodies for Goddess page.
And I also got the new Macbook Air! This notebook is cuteness incarnate and aptly named – it’s light as a feather!


I haven’t got My new Mac desktop yet, but I did get the enormous $900 flatscreen monitor that goes with it:

And oh oh oh!!!!! Isn’t she ADORABLE?????

So I’m off to zip around in My new Mariner, visit some friends and enjoy the sunshine! You can sit at home and think about Me all day…..
Hehehe.
Who’s Your Mommy……?!
On this day of brunching with your birth canal…remember that she doesn’t matter anymore.
You see, I’m your Mommy now. I instruct you, I nourish you and I always know best.
I’m sure you want to visit Mommy’s WANTlists and buy Her a nice present – but they are all cleared out by Mommy’s best little birdy. The rest of you will have to jump a little quicker next time. But today, proper tributes to Mommy Dearest will be accepted.
Remember this as well…
Pretty presents and a HOT tan
These are a few of My favorite pieces of jewelry that have come in the last few days! As I write this, the UPS boy just delivered a TON more boxes! OMG! Hehehehe I LOVE IT!
And the GORGEOUS armoire that all My sparklies get to reside in!

Oh, and HOT HOT HOT! I look stunning with a tan! I swear My skin is GLOWING and softer than ever. Here are some webcam snaps…..Yuuuuuummy!

I know, I know……….when you look at Me, you can’t help feeling even MORE inferior that you already are. You dream about being on your knees in front of Me, begging to be useful.
Oh stop already. We both know that you couldn’t possibly even function faced with My INTIMIDATING visage hovering above you. Your knees would shake, you’d swallow your tongue and be rendered inept. Or dead.
Hahahahaha!!!!!
P.S. That one was especially for youuuuuuuuuuuu!!!
Into the Deep
Well, I’m off to beautiful Mexico tomorrow morning, and from the onslaught of tributes, messages and boys waiting in LINE to speak to Me this week, it’s pretty obvious that My boys aren’t handling the idea of being seperated from Me for a week very well….
But I rather like the idea of the suffering you will feel when I am away. The needing….
As for Me, I am extremely ready to be pampered completely. Mmmmm…massages on the beach….heaven. Oxygen facials…..sublime.
I’ll be back on the 13th.
Until then, here’s a little something for you to……fall deeper into while I’m gone.
EDIT: Above link fixed. Well, go on then.
Have I told you lately that….

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Spread the word, ye little altar boys! Goddess is good, GODDESS IS GREAT! I told you a little over a year ago I’d be tearing the world’s heart to pieces and EVERYTHING I’ve said has been and will be MINE! And you don’t even know the HALF of it! Hahahahaha!
Yeeeeeeesssssssssss…..if you think some of the anecdotes I graciously bestow upon you in My Decadent Diary are unbelievable, you wouldn’t even FATHOM the things I don’t write about. Everytime I think I’ve topped My Divine Self, I pull a rabbit ten times the size of Asia out of My velveteen bag o’ trixies!
Awww….piqued your curiousity again, haven’t I? I didn’t mean it, I sweeeeeear. On the ex-priest’s bible! On the crippled freak’s mommy’s grave! I pinky swear. Cross My black little heart and hope you die. Hahahaha…
There are just some things that cannot be told.
Of course, there are also the things I inflict on the passing pigfuck that I simply forget about….using you for whatever pleasure I might be seeking that moment. And you know who you are.
But I, well…..I’ve forgotten about you already.
Or have I?
The Girl With The Most Cake
My HUGE haul from dodo and the mustang came in today! Well, at least I think this is all of it….there maybe more…yuuuuuuuuummy!

It’s a pretty picture, but I like this one better:

I also made a new video today, check it out on the Goddess Channel.
I won’t be online tonight….but you’ll be thinking about Me…….
My WANTlists cleared out again!
I got a message from the mustang earlier that he also bought EVERYTHING off two of My WANTlists! I fill them up, and they disappear no sooner than I logout…..
But wait! There are still a few lists that aren’t completely cleaned up and so many of you lurking….
I want them ALL cleaned out.

Buy here:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/8F9H4RLCO3JZ

And here:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/MFSRCVE6HPLK

I’ll be online tonight after 10PM.
I smell DEEEEEELICIOUS!
{Edit 3: dodo nearly cleaned out My ENTIRE “Enterain Me” WANTlist before he hit his credit card daily limit! WHOO, but BOO!!! Also, the party I was headed to was cancelled due to crappy weather =( I HATE SNOW! So I’ll be available to torment after all. }
{Edit 2: dodo’s gone and bought EVERYTHING off My Main WANTlist!}
{Edit: dodo’s up to $500 $700 tonight! $1500 for the week =}
What a week! I had a fabulous birthday party – some old friends from San Fran I haven’t seen in YEARS flew into Cleveland and it was a HUGE surprise. I literally screamed when I saw them, as these girls and I did some major stomping of the city {and boys!} together when I lived in the Mission.
I finally took some pics of the gifts I got {I guess there are more on the way now!}

thumper got Me Chaos!!! Finally! The eager-to-please, sweater-pissing, carrot-munching dork did a great job on getting this – I literally have been sniffing Myself for days and delighting in My DELICIOUSNESS =P
thumper – I’ve got a carrot that needs a hole. Report for duuuuuty….NOW.
He also got the goodies below:

And tiny came in a the biggest loser YET AGAIN with this killer new system! It’s not hooked up yet, as I’ve been hosting little soires all week. I’m going to have a boy come over and do it soon though - MUST have the power!

Another new boy that’s listening to My hypnosis recordings sent Me $1100 in tributes. I’ve literally never spoken to him directly. He sent $200 every day this past week and $300 tonight. What a dodo! *wink* How well they work for Me…Yuuuummm…
I also took $600 from wombat on his first call last night. Later in a chat, he was literally begging Me to take his financial information! I contemplated for a moment, then I decided, why rush ….a slow burn is so much more torturous for him and enjoyable for Me….
Oh, and michael….you’ve got something waiting for you. Open it.
Speaking of waiting, I also got My $500 that this little faggot from days past ”forgot” to send Me. How I got it is none of your business, but I bet you’re dying to know, aren’t you? Hehehehe =)
And it looks like you owe Me another Benji – cough it up fuckhead!
I don’t flirt the concept around lightly….I NEVER forget anything and I do ALWAYS get what I want in the end.
One way or another.

I played with My new camera this morning! No photoshop, no makeup, bedhead galore, in My jammies and I’m still the seeeeeexiest Bitch you’ve ever seen!
I’ve got a birthday party to attend tonight….so it’s doubtful I’ll be available to the masses. However, you can go check out My cute new tribute buttons (kudos to technosub for the idea and webcunt for the execution) and click them until your credit card bleeds for Me!
Ciao fucklettes!
Oh Holy Day!
It’s My Birthday and I’m more rotten that EVER! Hehehehe…
I’m having a GREAT day and tonight I’ll be hopping in a limo and terrorizing C-town! If you’re a pig who lives in Cleveland, I’ll be in the Warehouse District….pop down there, and when you see Me – drop to your fucking knees, crawl over and BEG ME to use you as a bitchboy wallet and ash-hole all night. You might actually get the privilege of being a useful fool!
So, I’ll post pics of goodies later, but so far I got:
A new $5000 desktop computer from tiny! I’m so excited about this! It MEGA powerful and is going to let Me make/edit videos like I want to! I also got a few more very special things from him, but it’s a private thing, and I’m not teeeeeelllllling! =P
Donna Karan Chaos (which is no longer on the market!) at $1000 a bottle from one of My new boys, thumper. I am SOOOOOOO pleased that I have another bottle of My SIGNATURE perfume. I ADORE this deliciously wicked perfume!!!! This little twat also got Me a new Canon Powershot, a little camera that fits so nicely in My bags. Cute! I also took $1000 or so more from him a few days ago – that was fuuuuuun. With oh-so-much MORE to come! Toodle-loo wifey!
I’ve also got a few envelopes of yummy cash from dedorko, nathan and hopeless!
And My mustang attempted to buy a BUNCH of things off of his special MUSTGIVEHERWHATEVERSHEWANTSlist, but it got bunged up since he’s overseas. So, when that’s all fixed, I’ll be getting the motherload from My ponybaby – in addition to something else REALLY speeeeeecial…but you’ll have to wait for that little tale!
And you………what did I get from you, you voyeuristic cheap maggot?! Yeah, get your pansyass over to My WANTlists and get Me something good!
Better yet, go grab a bottle of liquor, sit ALONE tonight (you deserve no fun!), STARE at My Pictures and DROOL over My VIDEOS for hours and hours and hours while you drink yourself into oblivion, Pray to Me and PUSH MY BUTTONS TO ATONE FOR YOUR SINS!!

MY GREEDY GIRLY WANTLIST
http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1I854A1E0OC69
Dicklette slams, two new boys and FUCK am I HOT!
My studio is excellent! I did a shoot two nights ago and it was a blast. I still have to figure out how to use everything and then teach My friends and whatnot, but it’s fantastic and it’s finally DONE.
Here’s a wallpaper that was made from one of the pics. Download it, put it on your desktop and and stare for HOURS with Niteflirt open and send, send, SEND!
Download 1024X768
Download 800×600
I’ll put the whole photoset up soon. There’s like 20 ultra-devastating pics for your brains to get all mushed up and stupid over. =P
And hey cuntboys, it’s My Birthday on the 19th. One week away! I’ve been so busy I totally forgot about it! Imagine that, Me forgetting about something to capitalize on…Hahahaha.
I haven’t updated My Amazon WANTlist in awhile, as I mentioned before – but I think I’ll click around and put some goodies on it, get rid of old stuff…..yada, yada.
So, on the matter of slaves and rejects of nature…..
The mustang has freaking malaria. I’m rather upset that My Name isn’t on his will yet. I wonder if he will get better or DIE?? It would be unfortunate if I missed out giving him a death kick with thigh high boots on…I think I’m sad now.
Hahahahahaaha!!!!!!!!!!!
fatcunt reported for doormat duty. I made him sit in a tub of freezing cold water while whispering My sweet nothings in his ear. I knew he was thirsty as hell, so after profusely begging Me to satiate his parched hole, I graciously allowed him to chug 16 ounces of yummy-licious contact lense solution! I hear it creates terrible bowel issues the next day. I do love to leave a lingering effect.
After freezing for quite awhile, manboobs-a-plenty got to take a scalding hot shower. Wow, I’ve heard some screams in My life, but goodness! Boy wonderless sounded like a dying rabbit! Hehehehe….
The grand finale was having him slam his lackthereof under the HEAVY toilet seat so many times I can’t remember. It would have only been more satisfying had I been slamming it Myself. You just can’t judge if they’re doing it right and HARD enough, you know…
Two new boys showed up on chat at the same time – that was a fun juggling act. I’m taking thousands ($3,100 to be exact) from one, but the other one shows up in the middle of it and I only got $300 from him. #2 also got Me a new bottle of Donna Karan Gold though, which was good, because My bottle’s almost gone. I still have the little purse parfums mustang got, but I like the spray better. Those little rollerball thingies have a sort of chemical smell, and I can’t tolerate it.
Yeah, I’d post “proof” (LOL, that term and the whole notion of it cracks Me up) but there are tattletales all over watching My every move, and it wouldn’t be prudent at this juncture. It’ll go in members only posts that you get the pleasure of paying out the ass to read.
And you thought only your faggot asses obsess over Me! Boys, girls…..My appeal knows no boundaries =P
Additionally, the other havoc I’ve been stirring up will also be in a members-only journal. There are a few things that need to be worked out before I make passwords available – but keep your pervy eyes open for it soon.
Now get your inadequate shell over to My WANTlist and buy Me birthday presents =)
























