“Accidental” Public Ballbusting!

Remember roastbeef? Well I went out last night and there’s beefy standing against the wall of the club I’m walking into.  She totally tried to hide her face when I came strutting up, which I found rather amusing – but not as amusing as her idiotic dentist hubby coming up to Me later in the evening profusely apologizing for the “incident” and repeating like a broken record how beautiful I was. I kept berating him over and over, attempting to remove the fucker from My sphere……obviously he’s a dental doormat, because he just stayed there…..gross!

Ladies, if you ever find yourself in a public situation wherein some putrid fuckforbrains is hovering in your space, do as I do. I call it the “accidental ball bash”.  Cross your legs, mark your target, and very quickly UNCROSS them dramatically – kicking your target in his cajones with all of your might.  Pretending it was an “accident” is to assure that YOU do not get kicked out of where ever you might be.  And it’s fun to mix up the idiot’s brain signals by looking like you are innocent, but giggling because you meant it!

Yeah, I smashed his tiny balls as hard as I could. I was in quite the mood last night without some dumbass in My face yammering away.  He buckled in pain, spilled his drink all over himself and I swear I saw tears come to his eyes…hehehehe.  Needless to say, he learned very quickly to avoid invading My space.

I was wearing just the boots for a ball-bashing too! These particular boots are so badass – black mid-calf army style with buckles.  They are super comfy and I love wearing them but I’m really pleased I got to USE them!

I love kicking boys between the legs. Always have since ye olde days on the playground.  Indeed, I love causing men phallic pain of any kind, but a swift kick to the nuts is hilarious to Me – especially when they aren’t expecting it!

I just shot out of bed too early! EEK!  I need to go lie down again……I’m soooo sleepy still!  I didn’t even get a chance to put on My jammies before I slid under the sheets last night, so I’m still in My clothes from last night.  Scratch that – just the shirt actually, and panties.  Pervert!

It doesn’t get any sexier than this at 6 o’clock in the morning fools!

My friend got Me this cute little tee as a present recently – she fondly calls Me the “Glittery Widow”……..hmmm, wonder what that’s a take on? Hehehehehe…….

Reading My journal again, you little addict?

It’s because you’re a dickless loser who needs to be locked in a closet for eternity!!
You only WISH it had been you that I kicked in the nuts last night….

I'll just strip your manhood and dignity away by bashing your wallet!

Pay up sucker!

UPDATE:  dedorko, truebornsinner, lardbelly, random loser and hopeless idiot cashtrated themselves for Thee Queen Bee today!  A cool grand for Me while I was sleeping!  Suckerrrrrsssss =P

UPDATE NUMERO DOS: Make that $1600!  3 more beta bungholes ponied up their pennies…..Member #0 (yeah, you’re a big zero - I’m not typing out that loooooong #), nathan, and another little fuckerbee that I’m calling kickmeplease.  I SWEAR this nothing sounds JUST like this boy I used to torment in school!  Is it destiny???  Has some little boy I picked on when I was like 10 returned full circle to spend his remaining days exactly where he’s ALWAYS belonged??!! Under My HEELS!!!!!! I was on the phone for like 5 minutes with this one…said a few things……….heard him whimper and then click! Hahahahahaha…….I think I scared him shitless.  Awwww……you’ll call back.  You all do.  Once I get in your little brains…….you’re sweetly fucked for life.

Like david1519…another one who’s tried to “be a good boy and stay away”.  This little Queen Bee addict confessed last night that he can’t even get it up for his girlfriend anymore….the only way the weak, impotent fool can muster a stiffy is when he’s DREAMING about ME laughing at his sorry ass!  It’s all in the grand design…..

And zombiedrone molojono is like a fishy dangling from My Hypnotic Hook.  I don’t have to do anything but THINK about him to reel him in, I’ve implanted My Being so deep into his brain.  I took another $800 from him last night, while I made him into My human See and Say!  I don’t think I’ve laughed so hard in months!  This fucker is like a walking safari – the best animal sounds I’ve ever conjured! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Upgrades and Downgrades

Check out the new cuteness webcunt’s been whipping up!

My new Queen Bee logo:

Isn’t it the cutest freakin’ thing you ever saw????!!!!!!!  I ADORE IT!!!

And here are some fun little caption pics:

Oh, and isn’t this just disgustingly hilarious?????

That would be happyhour – who obviously doesn’t understand what consequences mean – or perhaps he simply thinks he’s too smart for Moi.  Allow Me to offer a bit of wisdom from the old country….

Your patterns will reveal all.

I’m going to burn you worse than you’ve ever dreamt.  Because now, freaky fuck, I don’t even want your money.  And that should terrify you.  Especially considering these aren’t all the pics I have, and that it was more than simple to find ALL of your information.  Your ex-Dommes have been more than helpful!

In other news, tiny is hocking his fancy schmancy big boy SUV and downgrading to a dorky rust bucket jollopy. I figure that sale will net Me at least another $50,000.  SWEET!

I just can’t get enough……….mmmmnnnnn.

Back to Work Bitches!

I haven’t slept a wink……so I decided to plug in My new webcam and snap a pity shot for all you sad little fuckpuppies out there.  This photo is completely untouched………The Goddess glowing in the aftermath of Her Vulgar Display of Power…………………

No lingering on lunch break sluts - it’s time to go work hard for The Queen.

You

 

 

Especially for you.

Pictures Speak Louder Than Words

Gimme Gimme GIMME!

I’ve recently updated My Wantlist and divided it into subcategories for easier perusal. I intend to put the most recent items in the main area, and move them over to the corresponding categories after a few days or so.

When purchasing for Me, always sort by priority high to low.

New Categories Include:

Accessorize Your Goddess
Bags, shades…..all the pretty little accessories a Girl could want!

Adorn My Lovely Feet
Lusciously cute toes and high arches like a barbie doll – My Perfect footsies must be beautifully adorned.

Beauty and Body Worship
Pamper My Divine Body…keep Me soft, smooth, stylish and stunning!

Bewitching and Bejeweled
I must sparkle!  I must shine!  I must twinkle like the stars and leave the little boys blind!Entertain Me
Films, music, books and games….little piglet, you shall keep Me entertained.Feed My Creativity
Good slaves keep their Goddess happy by sponsoring Her Passions…making music and creating art makes Me feel alive.

Temple Decor
My home is My temple and must be beautifully adorned and kept by My maids and domestic slaves.

I’m just too damn cute don’t ya think?

Haven’t bought Me a present yet? I know, I know – it’s because you think I’ll demand more.

AND you’re 100% correct!!  Hahahahaha!

Get to shopping piglets!  

I Thought The Full Moon Had Past…

but the loonies are thick tonight! Voodoo hoodoo. Religion = Moi.

I made $625 off of one picture of Myself today! That’s genius in and of itself – why make a paysite for you silly little doggies when I can do it this way? I make sooooooo much more!

Awww….you didn’t get to see it?? Well, here’s your opportunity:

  $25 for you cheapies….

It’s HUGE and absolutely devastatingly hot if I do say so Myself =P”’

tiny keeps whining that he’s itching from the body wax……and everytime he complains, I laugh a little louder.  Diablo Blanco Strikes Again! Muhahahah!

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